Hi, I'm Losercel and I love Tennis.
This is Venus Williams:
She's a Tennis player. She was incredibly successful. That's all in the past.
She's 43 years old now. She's absolutely terrible. Literally dogshit. Hasn't made it past the first round in years.
The US Open is currently going on. This is the last of the 4 major tournaments this year.
Venus received a wild card entry. This means she's allowed to participate in the tournament despite having no position in the top ranking or winning a qualification tournament.
She lost again in Round 1 with a score of 6-1 6-1 in roughly one (1) hour.
Against a literal who qualifier named Greet Minnen from Belgian. Why is this important? It isn't.
Here's her post-match press conference:
It's 6 minutes full of the biggest copes possible:
"My opponent can be number 1 or win a grand slam if she keeps playing like this."
"I played perfectly she was just insane. I was unlucky"
"The shots she was hitting are unreal. There wasn't a shot she couldn't make."
Even redditors are not amused:
Yeah, I chuckled. The ego you need to have to think a qualifier beating you, a 43 year old who can barely move, is already Slam winning material.
She said that with a straight face, she should retire and play poker
Here's another Hate Thread:
https://old.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/164yzno/alexa_define_confidence
Here are some examples:
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Venus hate in this comments section is so weird
People have differing opinions to me about a washed up has been that's overwelcomed her stay on tour!!! π²π²π²π²π²π²π²
https://old.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/164yzno/alexa_define_confidence/jyb5w73
At least she was dressed nice before getting demolished on Arthur Ashe
she could have booked the photo shoot 15 min after the match, lasted minutes.
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she just shows up so she can get her picture taken and for endorsements, her times been up for years collect your millions and let some 16 yr old russian girl have a chance at fame
Here's an even chuddier hate thread:
Here are even worse examples:
Here are some Twitter links:
https://x.com/usopen/status/1696664012509831665
https://x.com/jon_wertheim/status/1696694654782304738
https://x.com/BastienFachan/status/1696655127522783696
Here are some Twitter comments:
I will stop now. Because unlike Venus I know when enough is enough. What's the fricking point? Just retire already. Do you guys know any other athletes that overstayed their welcome on this level?
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worse IMO when you drag a whole team down
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Captain R*pe-a-hoe's got to go
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More like Captain R*pe-her-no.
I'd rather frick Canada's washed-up lesbian soccer star Christine Sinclair (who looks uncannily like Skeletor).
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I dont follow so cer ball. Why was he so happy after missing so badly?
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12378135/Megan-Rapinoe-slammed-USA-fans-LAUGHING-missing-crucial-penalty-World-Cup-shootout-against-Sweden-crying-field-team-knocked-out.html
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This dude's sick mockery of women's sports is why the Transvestites need to stay further away a
From WOMEN'S sports. Disgusting display of women-hating.
Shame on you, FIFA.
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Because she hates America.
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Maybe if she was straight and started choking on something in bed, she wouldn't have any room left to choke on the field. Her kick was as straight as her - sideways.
-Fictitious John Daly
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Seems like there's an easy solution, just allow one
for every 
on the team and they'll cancel each other out.
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Have they seen her husband?
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Wrong williams, this one can't even hold a rich man down lmao
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Oh frick I even looked at her picture.
Don't tell nonchuds.
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He looked fine
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loses constantly
Back in the big game to cap his first season in Tampa Bay, the 43-year-old Brady dominated the AFC champs, going 21 of 29 with three touchdowns and a career-high 125.8 passer rating to give the Bucs their first title in almost two decades
Dudes rock
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he's literally addicted to football tho
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What's wrong with being addicted to winning?
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Tom Brady is going to be on his deathbed, and his last emotion will be absolute seething resentment that he was drafted in the 6th round
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I'm sure he sleeps fine with his 7 super-bowl rings
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*Dinks and dunks his way down the field against the the awful Chiefs defense while getting carried by his own #1 defense that holds the Mahomes-Kelce-Hill Chiefs to 9 points and consistently gives him excellent field position
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He personally beat Brees, Rodgers, and Mahomes. Nobody appreciates that in each game, and unknown, skinny and white left tackle got multiple sacks.
Really, it was a win for the 2020 Tom Bradys
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Yikes some ageist comments there by Reddit0rs. She should defy the age patriarchy and play until she can zoom around in a wheelchair.
Has she also considered getting arrested to win over the public.
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Couldn't she just be honest in that this is just a way for her to get out of the timeshare and guzzle prosecco in the match afterparty?
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Dunno anything about her but if she has a giant ego doubt she could be honest with herself.
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I'd imagine they'd fall all over themselves to give her an announcing or commentator role at these things.
I wonder why she doesn't just do that, it would allow her to still hob knob around in that crowd.
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Why does she have to hob knob when she is well so well hung themselfπ€
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Isn't the other reddit founder guy
married to her sister?
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Yeah and that's how MDE got taken down as people dunked on an unflattering picture of Serena.
Pour one out.
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Which picture is that?
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admiggers=jannies=strags
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Another total chud victory. We cannot stop winning
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I didn't read a single word. I hope Bardfinn retires.
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
Average time between mentions: 0 days 00 hours 52 minutes and 20 seconds
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lol I'd take millions of dollars to lose a tennis match every now and again. No matter how she does at the end of her career she is still going to be remembered as a great player.
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Good post, king
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If my sister was married to Spez I'd keep myself safe
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I don't know many
s but I just assumed they grew out of the ridiculous hair phase after maturing 
I miss Penny, she used to either counter or affirm my racist assumptions
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All western women are now in a ridiculous hair phase
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Spez could fix her.
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Snapshots:
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Michael Jordan in his Wizz Air days?
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I saw it happen with a decent number of cricketers, our most famous player ever actually. Selectors couldn't drop him and he performed terribly for a long time. Just before he was about to retire he had some good showings though, IIRC, it allowed him to retire on that high.
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Does she really even qualify for these tournaments or is she just grandfathered in on name recognition?
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grandfathered
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The sister of serena williams? Funny how the only two tennis players I know (thanks to you) are these two gems
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Sharapova? She heightmogs more than half this site
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Thread theme
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I read this and thought it was about that british Slag, Emma Raducky or something?
Imagine calling Venus Williams a Starlet in the current year, smh.
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People who use dogshit unironically need to
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dogwater
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Fricking legend
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Daly_(golfer)
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Him I know.
Absolute GOAT.
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Dudes rock
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