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Fishing for Horses: The end of the Horse in the Pond saga

Idk know how to upload the few videos I shot but heres the end of the story anyways.

So, what a wild ride. After coming out around 9:30 to asses the situation, the fellas went to try and get a few extra hands and the frontloader. Cut to about 3:00 me and some other relatives went out to try and get a hold of him and bring him to shore. Surprisingly all it took was a treble hook and a decent arm, we caught his leg and got him close to shore. Unfortunately, it was the wrong goddarn side. The tractor couldnt make it through the mud to get around to us so I hopped in some waders, threw a noose around his neck, and we drug him across the pond, tied the rope to the bucket and lifted him out. Thought his darn head was gonna pop off for a moment. But we got him up on shore and they scooped him up and buried him on the hillside. Crazy lady was surprisingly not crazy, even admitted she had neglected to come see him any time recently. All in all, it turned out a million times better than I ever could've hoped, but goddarn am I tired lol. Heres some pics, they should be in pretty chronological order from where he died, to the noose to drag him, to finally having him out. If anybody can help me figure out why I cant upload the video (it was only about 40s) I'll pop that one here too. Enjoy ya freaks! And thanks for helping me not lose my mind through all this nonsense lol I really appreciate it 😘

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Ok never mind, little out of order, start from the bottom lol

Thanks @Jew for reminding me of catbox. I got 2 vids I'm uploading.

1: https://files.catbox.moe/95v7xx.mp4

2: https://files.catbox.moe/7fhxvq.mp4

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Looks like he got chased by something out into the pond and got stuck in the mud.

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There was a real bad storm a couple days before and I wouldnt rule out him getting scared of the lightning and falling in or just having a darn heart attack. His legs didnt look hurt and he wasnt too muddy so idk if he even tried to get out. Just a mystery for the ages now

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That just sounds like you had a visitor :psychojak: that night but it got distracted by the horse this time.

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My FIL owns a stable and lost 2 horses the same night from heart attacks from the neighbors half a mile down the road shooting off fireworks all nite. Sometimes a horse will just drop dead from fright. Could have been a stray dog chased him in. Could have been something as simple as a skunk scared him. Sounds like it was the storm. Also possibly a skin walker.

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Yeah he was probably 25yrs old or more so it's more than likely the frick just dropped dead on me

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Oh yeah the storm most likely did it or just age and he thought that was a good place to wander off and die in.

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You really should consider the skinwalker angle. Are you sure your neighbours truly are humans?

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American sissy horse dies in shock from fireworks. Chad Afghan horse smokes hash and chills with a Mujahid blasting an AK on full auto over his head.

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That's because Mujahid climbs up on a stool every night and bussyblasts Chad Afghan horse.

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I remember a couple years back when I was kinda into horses and posting about wild afghan horse herds, and redditors came out of the woodwork to tell me β€œoh do you mean camels lol r-slur”

And that’s how I learned my preferred superpower would be the ability to slap someone over the internet.

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Haha gotta love a confident r-slur. There's definitely more camels in the US than there are in Afghanistan. Probably only a handful of Bactrian camels in the whole country.

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Maybe it an heroed.

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