Idk know how to upload the few videos I shot but heres the end of the story anyways.
So, what a wild ride. After coming out around 9:30 to asses the situation, the fellas went to try and get a few extra hands and the frontloader. Cut to about 3:00 me and some other relatives went out to try and get a hold of him and bring him to shore. Surprisingly all it took was a treble hook and a decent arm, we caught his leg and got him close to shore. Unfortunately, it was the wrong goddarn side. The tractor couldnt make it through the mud to get around to us so I hopped in some waders, threw a noose around his neck, and we drug him across the pond, tied the rope to the bucket and lifted him out. Thought his darn head was gonna pop off for a moment. But we got him up on shore and they scooped him up and buried him on the hillside. Crazy lady was surprisingly not crazy, even admitted she had neglected to come see him any time recently. All in all, it turned out a million times better than I ever could've hoped, but goddarn am I tired lol. Heres some pics, they should be in pretty chronological order from where he died, to the noose to drag him, to finally having him out. If anybody can help me figure out why I cant upload the video (it was only about 40s) I'll pop that one here too. Enjoy ya freaks! And thanks for helping me not lose my mind through all this nonsense lol I really appreciate it π
Ok never mind, little out of order, start from the bottom lol
Thanks @Jew for reminding me of catbox. I got 2 vids I'm uploading.
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DONKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MY SWAMP?
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LAYERS LIKE CAKE?
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I want to die lol
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Lmao that got a chuckle out of me. SHEEEEEEEEESH. Also thatβs zoomer as frick.
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That's honestly a pleasant surprise. Glad it worked out for you, even though it was bad for dramacoin
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Genuinely yes, things went sooooo much smoother than I ever could have imagined. All she wanted was some of his mane to remember him by. And now I never have to see her ever again lol. It's all pretty anticlimactic but better for my mental health in the long run
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Sometimes people can surprise us, in a good way.
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It's nice to catch a break every once in a while, that's for sure
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Did you use my "great pasture in the sky" line?
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Didnt even have to, my grandmother ended up talking to her instead of me. All in all, not as dramatic as finding the fricker but a good ending to a long day
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That's a good grandma. Going, "That b-word is crazy so I'm just gonna step on in and save him the trouble."
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She'll be 89 in november and shes still more badass than anyone on this site
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Grandma's that age are the badass generation.
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I could beat up your grandma.
Name a time and a place.
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This morning, at "7.62Γ39 range" o'clock
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My great grandma who recently passed was badass as heck. Used to tell us a story of her preparing dinner by getting veggies and herbs from the garden then slaughtering one of the chickens. The next day she gave birth lmao.
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Ugh mine just had dialysis
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I could take her fam
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I'm just asking questions here, but does Gabby have an alibi for the time of the "accident"?
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This is the kind of obscurantly fascist postmodern content you can only get on arrdrama, thanks for the update
I'm always glad when IRL drama remains low for people.
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This is a dog whistle about killing AOC
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It all turned out good considering how many variables were ready to go wrong for me lol
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Glad things turned out OK you had enough going against you and it couldn't have been easy.
We need to know the horse's name for this event to be properly memorialized for posterity. What was his name?
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Not sure how to spell it. I think it was eysaw pronounced ee saw
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I never even got the chance to be sad at this scene because of the amount of absolute dread my little sister's reaction gave me. She would start WAILING.
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NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO
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lol stupid r-slur horse
POINT AND LAUGH
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Imagine being a horse in current year
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Lol I've always found horses to be exceptionally ugly animals. Their legs are too long for their r-slurred looking faces, and their stomachs constantly bulge outwards as if their skin can't keep all their organs in one piece. Good riddance all horses are good for is making glue.
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I guess even a libertarian can be right once in a while
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What about little girls?
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Also good for making glue
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That poor majestic animal
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You didn't toss that bad boy on the grill and have yourself a cookout
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Again, not a baguettecel
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I'm not either but what a waste of meat, imagine that thing roasting on a spit over an open fire.
For me it's the short rib
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After 2 days submerged in water I wouldnt be taking the chance in it lol
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You mean it was marinating for 48 hours
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Nazicel here.
There's a great horse butcher in my town. Shit is tasty as frick.
Also supports our local football club, with catering stands in the stadium, so whenever there's a league match people from everywhere around Germany can eat tasty horse burgers/sausages!
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I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jelous. I miss being a Nazicell
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My dad used to occasionally buy it in Belgium. I never tried it as far as I know.
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I don't see any ginormous peepee? Looks like a fake horse to me.
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I actually looked lol that thing shriveled up inside his body
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His peepee died with him.
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Looks like he got chased by something out into the pond and got stuck in the mud.
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There was a real bad storm a couple days before and I wouldnt rule out him getting scared of the lightning and falling in or just having a darn heart attack. His legs didnt look hurt and he wasnt too muddy so idk if he even tried to get out. Just a mystery for the ages now
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My FIL owns a stable and lost 2 horses the same night from heart attacks from the neighbors half a mile down the road shooting off fireworks all nite. Sometimes a horse will just drop dead from fright. Could have been a stray dog chased him in. Could have been something as simple as a skunk scared him. Sounds like it was the storm. Also possibly a skin walker.
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Yeah he was probably 25yrs old or more so it's more than likely the frick just dropped dead on me
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Oh yeah the storm most likely did it or just age and he thought that was a good place to wander off and die in.
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You really should consider the skinwalker angle. Are you sure your neighbours truly are humans?
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American sissy horse dies in shock from fireworks. Chad Afghan horse smokes hash and chills with a Mujahid blasting an AK on full auto over his head.
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That's because Mujahid climbs up on a stool every night and bussyblasts Chad Afghan horse.
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I remember a couple years back when I was kinda into horses and posting about wild afghan horse herds, and redditors came out of the woodwork to tell me βoh do you mean camels lol r-slurβ
And thatβs how I learned my preferred superpower would be the ability to slap someone over the internet.
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Haha gotta love a confident r-slur. There's definitely more camels in the US than there are in Afghanistan. Probably only a handful of Bactrian camels in the whole country.
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That just sounds like you had a visitor
that night but it got distracted by the horse this time.
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Maybe it an heroed.
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I had a cow drown in a pond like this.
It was an old cow, 20+ years old. Decided to die in the pond, and got underneath an overhanging hedge tree to die.
This was in the height of the summer heat, so the first day it was under there I thought it was shading itself. The second day was when I noticed it was in the same spot, heavily bloated, and floating.
I grabbed ahold of its tail, and managed to dislodge it from the branches, but the tail broke off on the final tug. I had gotten it close enough to hook a chain onto it, and dragged into the bone pit.
I ought to post the collection of bones I have in and around that pit. When I say "bone pit" picture a pond with a hole intentionally broken in the bank, and the broken up skeletons of at least 2 dozens cattle.
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Badass bro. I would actually like to see that if possible
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I'll take some pictures while I'm out tomorrow, and I'll post them when I get home, which is hopefully sooner than I did today.
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Heck yes brother, I'm lookin forward to it.
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So what you are saying is, you have a place to hide a body?
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If I'm going to hide a human body, the last place I'd dump it is in my bone pit
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RIP
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He was unironically a nice horse. It was a bad way for him to go.
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You missed an opportunity to tell children that your pond had a Nessie in it and charge them a buck admission to see the Nessie.
Plant some purty flowers there to remind you of tardhorse.
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"wat the fok"
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Lmao the straight line cow, wanted to post it myself!
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I frickin literally thought that as they drug him out lmao great minds and all that
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Nice
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Youβre one of the good ones.
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Wow you're beating a dead horse with this post
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Tell me about it lol. But the people wanted closure, and who am I to deny my people
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Did you try giving him Γ―vΓ«rm3ctΓn?
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I love the cows in the background looking on.
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I think in one pic it's the other 3 horses (one stays in my barn lot cause hes an old butthole. Frick you Buckley, your time will come).
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Sigma horse NEETset
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Rip horsechad. Run free in heaven now.
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Atleast he went out with a smile on his face.
Nah that's sad, poor little r-slur. Eating carrots and apples in heaven now with Barbaro.
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streamable is real ez too
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She gonna kill you bro
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Poor horsie, they're such beautiful animals
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Horse, I'm sorry I made a glue joke about you. You deserved better. Rest in peace, dumbass.
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It was a good joke tho, that's how he would've wanted it
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Yikes, imagine knowing how to tie a noose in 2021. Way to out yourself as a white supremacist, bigot.
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yikes, and they said stereotypes were harmful!
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I once dated this girl who took me horse riding with her, shit was fun but afterwards this thing had his big peepee hanging out and she was like "oh look he's relaxing haha" and started massaging the horses peepee to "help it cool off". Started questioning if the horsepill is a thing at that moment...
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Dead horse badge when?
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This whole saga is gold
@MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 . Dramanauts 10 years from now will reference this
MarseyFi
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I hope so friend
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Certain people are going to say rdrama is a hate website only focused on brigading or crypto-facism, but the thing to make them immediately shut the frick up is a link to your dead horse. I'm sorry for your loss but at the same time it's so beautifully r-slurred. Like a Euler's Equation for perfect drama symmetry
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I know man, as much as I can get sucked into r-slurred nonsense internet drama, I love seeing an irl post that humanizes us. So many of our local r-slurs have good stories to share about how fricked up all our lives are and we can come together and laugh about the insanity of it all. It's truly the spirit of r/Drama, just explaining our life experiences hyperbolically, but also sincere.
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Shit, what a day. Honestly wish I could have helped. Are you saying you snagged the horse's leg with a treble hook and reeled him to the shore with a fishing pole?
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Na just a big treble hook on a rope lmao I didnt even think Itd work tbh
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Rest in peace r-slurred Horse
Thanks for the drama
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It's a shame you and
@WorldAroundEwe live on different continents.
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Init I could make some mad stuff with a horse
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How old was the neighbor ?
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Over 20 years
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Poor neighbor but good that he wasnβt born in Russia or China. Those countries overuse their horses than at 15 they retire them for meat.
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Do not be misled: βBad bussy corrupts good bussy.β 1 Corinthians 15:33
Snapshots:
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π beautiful
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Hi
@SaiyanGigachad, it appears that you may be trying to spread dangerous misinformation regarding ineffective COVID-19 treatments based on pseudoscientific hearsay. Your post has been removed because it contained the word ivermectin. We ask that you understand that horse dewormer neither treats, nor prevents, COVID-19. For more information, please read up on what the FDA has to say on the matter:
https://fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/why-you-should-not-use-ivermectin-treat-or-prevent-covid-19
COVID-19 is not a joke, it is a global pandemic and it has been hard on all of us. It will likely go down as one of the most defining periods of our generation. Many of us have lost loved ones to the virus. It has caused confusion, fear, frustration, and served to further divide us. Tens of millions around the world have died. There is nothing to be gained by spreading bad science based on very understandable fear.
The only proven method of prevention is the COVID-19 vaccine, paired with appropriate social distancing, handwashing, and masks. Vaccines are free in the United States - if you'd like to locate your nearest vaccine provider, please visit https://vaccines.gov/ and schedule an appointment today.
Thank you.
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