This store got split 25 fricking cases of boneless chicken breast.
Now one thing you have to realize is store level workers tend to be r-slurred unless they're salaried asms so they won't know what to do in this situation unless you nudge them.
I go to the meat department and ask the manager about the split.
I say "that's a lot of chicken, no way you sell all of that at full price eh? Maybe you do an APR to unload it. 59 cents a pound would probably do it."
Next thing I know I walk out with over 40 pounds of heritage farms boneless chicken breast at 59 cents a pound.
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that's a shitload of chicken breast so be sure to lift for maxx gains
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Where
do you keep all you rotting bargain 
meat?
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It's not rotting or bargain lol. You guys really dont know how this stuff works. If the company over buys product they do distros because the warehouse is zero shrink.
The chicken was brand new - the warehouse was just heavy on it.
If you can identify what the warehouse will be heavy on (like for example you know people there, used to run the warehouse, and have access to internal sales data) you can predict which stores in a given district will be heavy on various products and then go get shit for absurdly low prices.
When I got those entire slabs of prime rib for literally 5 dollars a pound this is how I did it.
I knew the company was really heavy on it. I ended up getting each slab for like 35 dollars, the regular price being over 200.
I got like 15 steaks out of each one too. This was all brand new stuff.
Look at it like this - selling it for t dollars a pound reduces your margins, shrinking it out is a loss.
The company calculates these differently. I'd rather sell something at 80% below cost than shrink it out or have it count as over delivered in a given order cycle.
They actually calculate over-delivered as shrink too, even if you sell it over say, 6 order cycles. So if the warehouse sends you 25 cases of something, and you sell 2 a day, and the order cycle is 2 days - you should apr it to nothing and get rid of it.
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1. you didn't even answer the question lol
2. people with jobs that pay enough to buy regular priced chicken generally can't walk in to a store and strongly suggest a new sales strategy even if we somehow did figure out they were extremely heavy on that product so while your write up is indeed a fascinating glimpse inside the life of a walmart wagie it's not very useful for most people.
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Thats all this is, some krogers wagie trying to act like some super warehouse bargain deals spy.
Carp needs to write better fan fiction
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It's a pizzapost, so it's fake and straight.
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that's why you need to quit your stupid job and go work in a warehouse
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LOL fricking
ownedy
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So in a chest
under 
your porch?
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dumbass can't even answer a fricking question LOL
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we need another Adderall fueled wall of text to answer the original question
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I got tons of lobsters like this after Christmas
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This lol
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So is it fresh, never frozen? I don't understand why they wouldn't just keep it frozen and sell it at normal price.
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You should start a PokΓ©mon and chicken emporium. It would probably do well in a great location like Old Town.
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What a progressive grocery store that lets its baggers and shelf stockers give valuable input
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He's an executive level shelf stocker, it's only natural
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I worked for a food testing company back in the day. This processing plant misread the amount of chicken breasts needed. Instead of 500 g they sent 500 finished product samples. Everyone got to take some home because the company couldn't take it back. Unfortunately nobody thought to save a few packs and we had to request more samples lmao.
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I thought you were a decent shelf stacker in a world full of crooked ones, like a greasy Frank Serpico, but no - you're just as corrupt as the rest of them.
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Killer deal congrats. Also good to hear you're eating somethimg other than those filthy microwave slop in a box dinners.
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ok but what do you do with it? are you reselling it on the internet at a premium? Do you have a room sized freezer where you keep this shit? Are you and poj going to be eating straight chicken every meal for the next year? Do you waltz down to the local soup kitchen and make a donation? If you're getting these "deals" every week, then at a certain point it must be hard to unload them, no?
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This is a weird attempt at a flex, but congrats on your deal? You should tell us more about your consumerist "wins" they offer such an interesting glance into your very neurodivergent viewpoints.
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We should probably just start a chicken price hole so we can all compare our bargains
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Just paid 5β¬/kg for the cheapest bone-in chicken thighs, I'm actually jealous.
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Dear Sub-Human Filth,
I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2020. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family.
We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible.
I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms.
The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you.
You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you.
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All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am.
So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless motherlovers.
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That's actually pretty based. I didn't know you can just negotiate with stores. What APR btw?
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Eat it raw post results
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So are you gonna stick it in a walk in freezer or something?
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