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A PSA to not pursue your "straight crush" is shockingly unpopular on r/askgaybros

https://old.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/r79fpj/psa_if_you_do_anything_involving_your_straight?sort=controversial

I am well past the straight crush phase in my life but I feel like that’s an unnecessarily harsh view. I have seen plenty of posts asking what’s the appeal of going for the straight one? Let’s set aside the fact that clearly they’re not entirely straight and set aside the fact that the gay party should be prepared to ruin the friendship if they’re gonna go there- don’t go catching feelings. What’s the appeal? I have hooked up with plenty of gay dudes most of whom probably barely remember the encounter. If you have a sexual encounter with someone who goes on to live a heterosexual life, you know they remember that. They think about it when they’re banging their wives and can’t get off. They jerk off to the memory. They can be watching TV and their mind wanders to that day, and suddenly they’re hard thinking about it. Thinking about you. They hold onto this secret until the day they die and it excites the frick out of them that they got to do this naughty thing and can never tell anyone. It’s kind of special in a twisted way. A gay man just gets back on grindr and looks for the next one.

:marseydespair: :!marseyhomofascist:

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If you have a sexual encounter with someone who goes on to live a heterosexual life, you know they remember that. They think about it when they’re banging their wives and can’t get off. They jerk off to the memory. They can be watching TV and their mind wanders to that day, and suddenly they’re hard thinking about it. Thinking about you. They hold onto this secret until the day they die and it excites the frick out of them that they got to do this naughty thing and can never tell anyone. It’s kind of special in a twisted way.

Based ESL gaybro

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Proof of the child trauma to gay pipeline

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how's being gay naughty in 2021?

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Because it's a fetish

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I love my bussy fetish

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but it's a boring-butt, vanilla fetish like apple bottom jeans, what's naughty bout that

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Always funny how predatory moid sexuality is.

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RAWR

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That's what makes it so sexy

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that sub can be based in a way only cute twinks can be. they are standing firm against all types of straggotry

:marseyhomofascist: :marseyhomosupremacist:

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Just do what troids do and start calling the straggots homophobic if they don't suck that peepee. Simple as

:marseyagree:

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What’s the point if you’re not :marseygroomer2: -maxing your straight crushes. :marseyhomofascist:

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I have hooked up with plenty of gay dudes most of whom probably barely remember the encounter.

Was it because you drugged them or is your bussy just TRASH

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Imagine just not fricking anything you're attracted to.

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If I had one life I would give it to China
If I had two life I would give it to China
If I had ten life I would give it to China
If I had one hundred life I would give it to China
If I had one thousand life I would give to China
If there was 1 million China supporters I would be one
If there was 1 thousand China supports I would be one
If there was 1 hundred China supporters I would be one
If there was ten China supporters I would be one
If there was one China supporter then it would be me
If there was no China supporters on earth then I am in Outer space
If the whole world is against China then I am against the whole world
To my dying breath I support China

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If straggots go after lesbians, they shouldn't be surprised when cute twinks go after them. The more normal being gay is, the more straggots will have to face the reality of moid sexual advances.

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Imagine not being attracted to femme guys 💁🏻‍♂️

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Homosexuals reproduce by fricking straight.

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My one and only straight crush ended in disaster back in high school, and after that i learned it is far better to go after other gay men or bisexuals than mess with the straights.

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Groomer moment

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