E: Newly spiced up thread for when I pin it again tomorrow!
Thursday Night Football is back on Prime instead of Peapeepee or whatever shit that was on (Peapeepee might have been Packers v Eagles), so don't forget to cancel that subscription if you were a cuck who got it to watch a game last week
Straight to the goombling 16 more beautiful games to bet on
Thursday primetime Bills @ Dolphins in a fight of the perennially 2nd-tier AFC teams
Bills - 3,600 total betted - WINNER!
Dolphins - 2,600 total betted
@BasicallyADoxxer Will have some CFB games to bet on as well
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Final pinned thing. Voluntary how are your NFL bets playing out in terms of Correct/total bets and net dramacoins? (NFL games only, please!)
I'm 10/16 Net -244
The only upset (paid more than double the bet) I picked correctly was Titans @ Bears, which just paid 414 coins. My faith in both the Ravens and Packers really burned me hard.
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Never bet against the Iggles, dummy.
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Tell that to their last 6 games last year
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Never bet against Mahomes, dummy.
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Watch me bet on Burrow this week
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Yeah, but the whole point of Burrow is that he's supposed to be the ONLY one in the AFC capable of beating Mahomes, so you're fine.
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I think the chiefs will probably win but everybody is gonna pick them so I'd only make like 15 dc on them. Chiefs aren't going 17-0, if they go 12-5 betting against them every game will be the winning strat.
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I got 8/16. I'm up 1340 DC lol.
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darn, what were your week 1 picks?
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Buccs W
Cowboys W
Broncos L
Raiders L
Saints W
Vikings W
Dolphins W
Texans W
Bengals L
Titans L
Bills W
Falcons L
49ers W
Eagles W
Chiefs W
I was way off. I was 10/15 for 2003 DC. I missed the Lions Rams game for whatever reason.
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Those were almost all the favored teams. Did you subtract your 200 buy in from each game?
Net gain for for Bucs was 86, 9ers is 41, bills is 59, texans 95, phins 133, vikes 80, saints 58, eagles was 162, and chiefs was 162: +790. I didn't note how big the cowboys, win was, but that was about even betting so let's say +200. That would put you at +1000
on wins and -1000 on 5Ls
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Aw frick. I figured when it said I won 281 or whatever, that was on top of the 200 bet. So I'm up 3 DC? This thing is a scam.
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The notification is gross, not profit. I think you broke even. approximately +1000 on W's -1000 on L's. You're still doing better than me, so chin up and keep gambling!
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I was up 3 DC lol. I edited my comment. I won tonights game at least.
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me too! Always remember
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i won a single bet i think. i'm probably gonna just blindly pick the one with the lest bets again and lose the rest of my dc.
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Long term, I think you'd come out ahead on this strategy if you just bet on games that got 1-4 bets on the upset team.
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well i'm poor as shit now and it's kind of yer fault so i think you should redistribute yer wealth
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sent
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heck yeah! i'll be able to waste it all again betting on teams that are definitely gonna lose.
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The rest of the NFL bets will be in comment trees from here for my sanity
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10 count them 10 Early Sunday games!
49ers @ Vikings who the Giants made look like a functional football team!
49ers - 4,800 total betted
Vikings - 600 total betted - WINNER!
If the single person who bet Vikings wins I will buy them a benefactor award. Appreciate Aaron Jones, he is a gem (lol it's TimWalz)closed
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Lmao
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HAHAHAHAAHHA I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY WON ONE OF THESE
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Seahawks - 2,800 total betted - WINNER!
Patriots - 1,200 total betted
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Giants - 1,000 total betted
Commanders - 3,200 total betted - WINNER!
I don't think I could imagine any other organization other than the Giants (maybe bears, lol
) signing Daniel Jones to that contract. It's Danny vs the Rookie with the most promising start (but also reckless disregard for his body).
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redskins*
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Hey no offense here but, uh, are you fricking stupid? Giants aren't winning a single game this year.
Also, you bet on Panthers. !r-slurs
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i bet on who i want to win
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Must be nice being as rich as you're stupid.
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Chargers - 4,200 total betted - WINNER!
Panthers - 400 total betted
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Saints - 800 total betted - WINNER!
Cowboys - 3,400 total betted
Posty says it's the Boy's year! (Don't get filtered by another 7th seed again
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fricking lol i won TWO?!
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you really ate this week
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won like 4,000 between this one and the vikings.
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Colts - 2,000 total betted
Packers - 2,000 total betted - WINNER! likely QB'ed by Malik Willis
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Browns - 1,600 total betted - WINNER!
Jaguars - 2,800 total betted
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Jets - 3,600 total betted - WINNER!
Titans - 800 total betted
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holy shit i am good at randomly clicking buttons for betting
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Benefecator awarded as promised. Your faith has been rewarded
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Thanks man.
I have no faith. The actual moneyline on this was +180 lol. Any NFL game at +900 is an easy bet
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Monday Night Footbal gets a battle of the birds
Falcons - 1,000 total betted - WINNER!
Eagles - 4,000 total betted
People are betting against this
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Around Black Falcons, never relax
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Another huge upset. +1000 gross for the 5. Upset chads keep winning
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I'm happy with how it turned out, at least.
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4 Sunday Mid-day games
Rams - 3,600 total betted
Cardinals - 1,600 total betted - WINNER!
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Bengals - 1,200 total betted
Chiefs - 4,200 total betted - WINNER!
Patty becomes a Radical centrist
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Will this be Russ's revenge or do you BOlieve? Or will it be Justin Fields again? I don't know!
Steelers - 2,400 total betted - WINNER!
Broncos - 2,000 total betted
Do you believe in Tomlin magic to make it 9-8 again?
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It's Fields apparently! Adjust bets accordingly
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Bears - 1,200 total betted
Texans - 3,600 total betted - WINNER!
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it's the bears. not even i could pull that off!
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!mensfootball I'm down over 1k this week so far.
If the Bears win I will never bet 
again.
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Caleb couldn't even throw for 90 yards against the Titans, bro. They are 1-0 but spiritually their offense is 0-1
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Bears are winning this. It's going to be brutal and the Texans will be a broken team afterwards.
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YES
BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS
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We need more accounts involved in drumming up support for the teams that ABSOLUTELY are not gonna win their games.
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Nooooooooooooooo
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Bears Def got me 26 points. They'll bail me out again
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Oh I misclicked the Broncos. Yikes.
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Brandon Perna appreciates your support.
I don't think Bo's going to do too well against the Steelers' defense
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Yeah, I would've bet Steelers here.
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Frickin refballed out of a win here. Disgusting calls.
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Welcome to CFB Week 3! If I miss a game you want to bet on let me know. Starting off
(20) Arizona - 800 total betted
(14) Kansas State - 1,800 total betted - WINNER!
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!mensfootball, here's the Week 3 AP Poll.
Add bets for Boston College @ Missouri and Washington State @ Washington. I think Mizzou crushes Boston, but it's a Rank vs. Rank matchup, so we gotta have it. And the Washington game will be a Heck of a lot closer than the Oregon game.
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I will die before I start following college football.
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(Side game bet thread)
Arkansas State - 0 total betted
(17) Michigan - 1,600 total betted - WINNER!
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Auburn - 1,000 total betted - WINNER!
New Mexico - 200 total betted
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West Virginia - 800 total betted
Pittsburgh - 800 total betted - WINNER!
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Washington State - 400 total betted
Washington - 600 total betted - WINNER!
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oops, misclicked. Will refund
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lol
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(Big game bet thread)
(4) Alabama - 1,600 total betted - WINNER!
Wisconsin - 400 total betted
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(16) LSU - 1,200 total betted - WINNER!
South Carolina - 800 total betted
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(9) Oregon - 1,800 total betted - WINNER!
Oregon State - 400 total betted
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(18) Notre Dame - 1,200 total betted - WINNER!
Purdue - 600 total betted
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Betting on college football is like a lazy infinite money glitch.
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(24) Boston College - 0 total betted
(6) Missouri - 1,000 total betted - WINNER!
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Why did this thread get so little traction?
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It was a draft, I didn't publish it yet. IDK why people other than BaD saw it. I'm going to pin it in the evening for extra visibility
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I'm so hungry for bets, I went to your profile and found it at the top of the page.
EXPECT TO CONTINUE TO GET BOTHERED BY EVERYONE BUT MOSTLY ME FOR THE NEXT 25 WEEKS, BUTTHOLE
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Oh, I guess profile-pinned drafts show up. I'll remember that for the future.
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Never sleep on the Packers bro we got this
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I'm still betting Pack every game this season
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Thataboy
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UM ALL ABOUT THE U IT'S OUR YEAR BABY π
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YIKES gonna pass on that sub bud π¬π¬
ill mark it down 4 some gas tho πππ
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