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NFL Week 2 Betting thread- It's already so fricking over for me edition :marseycheesehead:

E: Newly spiced up thread for when I pin it again tomorrow!

Thursday Night Football is back on Prime instead of Peapeepee or whatever shit that was on (Peapeepee might have been Packers v Eagles), so don't forget to cancel that subscription if you were a cuck who got it to watch a game last week

Straight to the goombling 16 more beautiful games to bet on

Thursday primetime Bills @ Dolphins in a fight of the perennially 2nd-tier AFC teams

Bills - 3,600 total betted - WINNER!

Dolphins - 2,600 total betted

@BasicallyADoxxer Will have some CFB games to bet on as well :!marseybooba:

!mensfootball !goomblers

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The rest of the NFL bets will be in comment trees from here for my sanity

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4 Sunday Mid-day games

Rams - 3,600 total betted

Cardinals - 1,600 total betted - WINNER!

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Bengals - 1,200 total betted

Chiefs - 4,200 total betted - WINNER!

Patty becomes a Radical centrist :interrobang:

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Will this be Russ's revenge or do you BOlieve? Or will it be Justin Fields again? I don't know!

Steelers - 2,400 total betted - WINNER!

Broncos - 2,000 total betted

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17261099238485258.webp

Do you believe in Tomlin magic to make it 9-8 again?

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It's Fields apparently! Adjust bets accordingly

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Bears - 1,200 total betted

Texans - 3,600 total betted - WINNER!

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@coned please bless us with another upset

:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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it's the bears. not even i could pull that off!

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!mensfootball I'm down over 1k this week so far. :marseycry: If the Bears win I will never bet :marseycoin: again.

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Caleb couldn't even throw for 90 yards against the Titans, bro. They are 1-0 but spiritually their offense is 0-1

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Bears are winning this. It's going to be brutal and the Texans will be a broken team afterwards.

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YES

BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS

:#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear:

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https://media.tenor.com/gW1fqdTs3isAAAAx/chicago-cubs.webp

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We need more accounts involved in drumming up support for the teams that ABSOLUTELY are not gonna win their games.

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Nooooooooooooooo

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Bears Def got me 26 points. They'll bail me out again :marseypraying:

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:#marseysweating:

:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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Oh I misclicked the Broncos. Yikes. :marseyveryworried:

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Brandon Perna appreciates your support.

I don't think Bo's going to do too well against the Steelers' defense

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Yeah, I would've bet Steelers here. :marsey#beggar2:

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Frickin refballed out of a win here. Disgusting calls. :marseyraging:

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:marseypraying: I believe in the Tardinals. This season will be different.

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10 count them 10 Early Sunday games!

49ers @ Vikings who the Giants made look like a functional football team!

49ers - 4,800 total betted

Vikings - 600 total betted - WINNER!

If the single person who bet Vikings wins I will buy them a benefactor award. Appreciate Aaron Jones, he is a gem (lol it's TimWalz)

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Lmao

:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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HAHAHAHAAHHA I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY WON ONE OF THESE

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Seahawks - 2,800 total betted - WINNER!

Patriots - 1,200 total betted

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726110893136167.webp Scoreboard

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Giants - 1,000 total betted

Commanders - 3,200 total betted - WINNER!

I don't think I could imagine any other organization other than the Giants (maybe bears, lol :marseycheesehead:) signing Daniel Jones to that contract. It's Danny vs the Rookie with the most promising start (but also reckless disregard for his body).

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redskins*

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Hey no offense here but, uh, are you fricking stupid? Giants aren't winning a single game this year.

Also, you bet on Panthers. !r-slurs

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i bet on who i want to win

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Must be nice being as rich as you're stupid.

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:speechbubble#:

:marseyinvisible: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17259184510616655.webp

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Chargers - 4,200 total betted - WINNER!

Panthers - 400 total betted

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17261105659079907.webp Jim Harbaugh when he wins without needing to steal signs (He will be disapointed later this season)

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Saints - 800 total betted - WINNER!

Cowboys - 3,400 total betted

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Posty says it's the Boy's year! (Don't get filtered by another 7th seed again :marseysmug2:)

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fricking lol i won TWO?! :xd:

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you really ate this week

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won like 4,000 between this one and the vikings.

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Colts - 2,000 total betted

Packers - 2,000 total betted - WINNER! likely QB'ed by Malik Willis :marseycry:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726110187649382.webp The packers are also debuting the same donuts I think I got in 8th grade when we went to a band competition

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Browns - 1,600 total betted - WINNER!

Jaguars - 2,800 total betted

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726111256820413.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17261112569872098.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17261112572936583.webp

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Jets - 3,600 total betted - WINNER!

Titans - 800 total betted

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17261113224439218.webp vs https://i.rdrama.net/images/17261113226431518.webp

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holy shit i am good at randomly clicking buttons for betting :!#moneystack:

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:#platyrich:

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Benefecator awarded as promised. Your faith has been rewarded

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Thanks man.

I have no faith. The actual moneyline on this was +180 lol. Any NFL game at +900 is an easy bet

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Monday Night Footbal gets a battle of the birds

Falcons - 1,000 total betted - WINNER!

Eagles - 4,000 total betted

People are betting against this https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726111567313137.webp

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Around Black Falcons, never relax

https://media.tenor.com/QET4uGDFvBgAAAAx/sam-wilson-falcon.webp

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Another huge upset. +1000 gross for the 5. Upset chads keep winning

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I'm happy with how it turned out, at least.

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