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Imagine being this unlucky

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Looks kinda CGI'd to me. I'm no expert but something about the physics is cartoonish.

https://media.tenor.com/vlRrz-6PWrUAAAAx/baloney-barney-the-dinosaur.webp

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it does look kinda weird how the entire rocket just falls onto him

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There's no visible damage to the street or the lamppost, either. Like they forgot to turn on environmental damage?

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The guys in the background seemed to think it was real :marseyshrug:

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its probably mostly hollow and most of the energy went into crushing it like a can

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https://media.tenor.com/dDUd_hLgnjoAAAAx/muppets-muppet-show.webp

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Also the fact his body is still in one piece and not a bloody popped balloon

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Dunno if you're trolling, but if not you'd be surprised how tough a human body is. On WPD (the OG, not the shitty offsite) you'd often see people falling from three story buildings or launched 50 feet by car collisions without any blood :marseymoreyouknow:

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Search for Toronto suicide jumper video, the guy obliterates.

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Oh wow, I genuinely didn't know that ☠️ Thank you for the horrifying tidbit haha

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His head popped, that not good enough for you?

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Oh I didn't even notice 😳

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Wait it's not immediately obvious to you guys? :marseysquint: Look at the pixels wtf

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Final destination level shit

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It wasn't luck, the Jews aimed to deflect it onto him :marseyschizowall:

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and we thought their space lasers were a concern

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Jew magic

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WOW God must really fricking hate that guy in particular :marseyxd:

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Jesus hates all Muslims :)

@scaryfrick say this as a feminist ally

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Worse ways to go I guess

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How do Muslims see what happens and still conclude there's a god out there that likes them?

Like holy shit Muslims just quit. God and humanity fricking hates you.

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Fricking heck that was brutal. Dude was pancaked.

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:#marseyspitmoji:

Poor guy... at least it was fricking quick and he probably had no idea.

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God hates jaywalkers.

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He's lives in the middle east. He was going get killed by something from the sky.

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Bikecucks btfo.

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They were supposed to order the missiles from Achmed but they accidentally ordered them from Acme.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278159533674612.webp


https://i.postimg.cc/dVgyQgj2/image.png https://i.postimg.cc/d3Whbf0T/image.png

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Israel is killing brownies without even trying :marseylaugh:


:!marseybooba:

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:#!bat:

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How could Israel do this?

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Ballistic missile hit by iron dome w/o a warhead :marseyhmm:

more like the engine detached from the warhead and fell on a dude

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Darn, how unlucky do you have to be to get hit by a falling missile shell in the middle of nowhere?

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he just finished a 17 hour shift at the magnet eating factory

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Rest in peace.

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Someone edit the crashing pipe sound effect in

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:#marseyfingergoodjob:

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Holy shit lmao it just needs an Acme logo and the guy should be holding a comically oversized mallet

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If you think about it, not really. He was outside in an open area and the speeding pieces of 200 speeding missiles were landing in lots of places, including hitting buildings (where people were.)

The reason he was all alone out there, that it looks so unlucky, is because everyone else wasn't on the street because they wanted cover from sky death.

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Take that jew

:!#marseyinvestigate:

Sorry a palestinian was martyred

:!#marseytaliban: :!#marseytaliban:

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daaaaaam that nibba got FLA'EnD

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So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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Wow, how the frick was the rocket going straight down? What bad luck.

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