cries to r/marxism 
when xis dad 
laughs at him for being a commie 
Not really going to pick out any arguments, just the capital R Redditors (derogatory) and what's in their post histories.
OP: /u/Fafnir26
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Selfposts schizobabble ala bardfinn with zero interaction
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Random commenter /u/mobieblocks
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Most on brand reply /u/locorojovikingo
Posts in a bunch of extremely online leftoid subs including /r/canadaleft, /r/bashthefash, and /r/fnv
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Truly a pathetic display. To quote that redscarepod girlie or gay, nobody who identifies themselves as a Marxist has their shit together. These are the vanguards of the revolution.
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Vampire: The Masquerade is peak tho :(
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Unfortunately there are college professors.
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*associate professors
They're the very definition of not having their shit together
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I never seen a liberal arts college professor ever having their shit together either. And they're the perfect communists because they leech from the university to basically do frick all
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Well duh, that's exactly what the founder of their religion, St. Marx, did. Freeloading is to Marxism what baptism is to Christianity.
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Trying to Marxpill a rightoid is pointless, because the average rightoid has never read a book that wasn't written by a Fox News host. !commies
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That's why we're better. We've read 12 pages of Das Kapital and think we know everything.
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Well I read the first paragraph of the introduction
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What did it say?
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"Das Kapital"
"By Karl Marx"
"Banned in the United States of America"
"Due to the author being a known communist"
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Holy kek man
Why is this bo- I mean user, why is this user so fricking sentient when it comes to lefties
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I used to be a commie, that's why I know this shit so well. But not anymore...
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if you didn't read it in the original german what are you even doing here
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I didn't read it in the original German because I was taught to read in the western alphabet.
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Germany uses the Latin alphabet like we do in English though.
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They used to.
I will read Das Kapital when they switch to their new Alphabet.
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That's even gayer
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The neurodivergent goth chick in my group would disagree.
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Well go get her
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I'm trying. One of her friends told me she's never had a boyfriend and I'm starting to think it's because she's too busy gooning to vampire yaoi to date anyone.
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Just ask her out dude. She may say no, she may say yes.
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I did
We went out but she's so neurodivergent, she didn't realize it was a date and invited her friend.
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You may have to be a little more direct
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Her friend is actually trying to set me up with her and it still feels like an uphill battle. Unironically one of the most socially inept people I've ever met.
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Goon with her.
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It's actually a lot of fun! π
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To be fair, most leftoids haven't actually read Marx either.
A recurring struggle session topic on leftoid subreddits is the fact that it's fascist to expect disabled people (ADHD) to actually spend the time reading what is essentially a few short pamphlets.
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I'm not convinced Marxists want to make people read theory, because I think even they realize that dropping that level of extremism on them is a surefire way to make them run away. You have to actually get the flock to Guyana before you can start handing out the Flavor-Aid. The vast majority of self-professed leftists just want welfare, and at most unions. They don't want workers' councils and the abolishment of private property.
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Really like the formatting you did on this post. Pulling random commenter's frequented subs really paints a picture of how pathetic these "people" are.
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Thanks, I have the day off so I could put in a modicum of effort for my morning shit post. I find it hilarious that commies are without fail, the biggest consoomers, coomers, and losers on the planet. Pathetic even by Redditor standards.
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!commies recruit this guy here
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How did FNV, the game where your choice is: brutal Roman larpers, capitalist (expansionist democrats), capitalist (oligarch) and capitalist (ancap) become a commie game???
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It's also weirdly popular with another extremely online demographic
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wtf is the context of that image? That's actually unbelievably sad
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"What are some good comebacks?" threads are always equal parts hilarious and sad. I always immediately imagine some absolute redditor stumbling over his mumbled words trying to recite a witty one liner he learned by heart as everyone around him just rolls their eyes and laughs at him
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Its a tabletop game you r-slur.
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That makes it even gayer
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Neighbor this site is gayer.
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Just spam this a him, I'm sure it's what his dad says too
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I think it went more like this:
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Oh I'm sure your right, it's was just funny to me to think his dad is like 6-7 beers into the evening and just saying "I don't give a shit what you think, your just a stupid kid. Now go clean your room "
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My dad had a similar conversation with my brother when he was a college freshman lmao
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That's a pretty cute twink. Would bang.
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How great of a philosopher could the guy who slept on his rich friend's couch be?
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