Christmas/Saturday comfy drunk thread

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:#marseywave:

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yes she's drunk, no need to ask her how many fingers you're holding up marsey! :marseypat:

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I worked literally all night on Christmas Eve. Come morning, I found that I broke every breaker bar in my toolbox. The job is flat rate - it pays a set amount. The customer needed the vehicle back and because it was Christmas, I could not go purchase another tool to finish the job. I lost about 200 dollars in broken tools over a factory mistake, the last bolt in a long job. Not the customer’s fault, arguably not mine. Nobody to point fingers at. Job not done = no pay.

I therefore had to return the vehicle to the state in which it was brought in, also for free.

I worked all night and I have less than nothing to show for it. The hard work I did had a negative value. My body hurts. I’m very tired. I should never have gone into the trades.

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You should unite with other tradesmen and fight for your rights :marseyrevolution:

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The American mechanic is about as fricked as possible. Almost as much debt as college students. But our investment can break or be stolen. Theirs can’t. I just hate my life.

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Send me an Amazon wishlist link with a new breaker bar and I’ll get you it.

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no ty but :marseyloveyou: bro for real

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link your amazon wishlist you stupid moron

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Bro you need to go to college and get a good job to not be poor

I'm in debt because I'm a dumbass and got a useless degree.

Bro frick college go into the trades they MAKE BANK and have zero debt!

My body and spirit = broken. By the time I am "making bank" I'm already too old to enjoy the money I make.

Bro invest in these meme stocks and buy stock options that expire in 3 hours

Margin call looming, need to start selling bussy

Bro invest in these shitcoins, they'll go to the moon

I can't stop getting scammed and grifted, money disappears into worthless big numbers.

β € β € β €

The moral of the story is

Bro just be rich, be smart and motivated enough to get a highly skilled and sought after degree, or be amazing with dealing with people and start a business

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"be rich" is kind of the only one that matters. Or be born into a good family. Knowledge is worth less than nothing. Hard work is worth less than nothing.

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Money won't cure your autism tho :marseyautism:

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:#marseycheerup:

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I do feel for mechanic wagies. I have always had old cars that I insist on modifying and repairing myself and it always is ree-inducing no matter how "easy and simple" internet boomers insist every job should be

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idk I'm just drinking liters of beer again for the third night in a row.
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Beer is gross but proud of you king, it's the season to get drunk

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I had someone's uncle hit on me today, but he was funny too. I am so tired from all day drinking yesterday that it's only 9pm now and I'm in bed shitposting on rrrrdrama until I fall asleep. God darn the turkey and taters were delicious today.

I am going to detox so hard in a few days. lol I'm feeling maybe keto or low carb for a month with detox tea and water only to drink. I've eaten so much shit in the last week, but I regret nothinggggggg.


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Keto is a meme. Just monitor your calorie intake.

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Dry January is the move. Get a lot of people off your back about bullshit like "why are you drinking on Tuesday" and "it's 11am why did you crack a beer?" And "stop drinking straight whiskey at dinner and talking about aliens"

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Show us your tradwife dress

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oh my no wonder people say that you're mayo

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I'm Asian, not African :derpwhy:

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very fair for an asian, we're supposed to be yellow or brown :marseypat:

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My persian grandma is even whiter than me, see-through porcelain skin and everything

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i'm just messing with ya, hope you don't get too hungover tomorrow!

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:hugs:

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I thought you were exaggerating about the dress making you look like a grandma. I was wrong

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Yeah, I got it from a thrift store for the memes a while ago but I figured my mom would appreciate it tonight lol

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Well you may be mayo but at least you're not a fatcel.
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:marseymayo:

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It's lovely and I'm not being ironic.

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Thanks :marseylove:

I actually really like vintage clothes (but not boring pinup or ugly early 90's), but this dress is floor length so a bit too much for everyday wear lol

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I'm not at all an impulsive shopper but I had to get this one lmao. What are the odds of going to a store and randomly finding a vintage blue dress with white flowers that fits :marseydetective: :marseyhmm:

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Having never bought a dress, IDK. I'm glad your mom liked it.


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Looking darn fine for a validfoid

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Collarbone exposed? Short sleeves instead of long?

Your mom should have gone full :marseytaliban: on you! :marseyraging:

Anyways, Merry Christmas, Arr Drama's resident Person of Sand. :marseyblowkiss:

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Is this cancer?

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It's my thumb holding up my phone lol

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Oof. You should get that checked out.

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Darn it looks fine

Anschluss list:

  • [πŸ”œ] Austria

  • [ ] Australia

  • [ ] Canuckistan

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What's Australia, Ostrichreich? :derpsnickering: (sorry lol) Leafistan doesn't deserve sovereignty anyway :marseyshrug:

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Australia, Ostrichreich

This is the reason why it needs to be annexed and renamed. It has a big Rock in middle? I call it Dongerland. Which is derived from Deutschland. From there everybody has to speak a new language that revolves around dongers and Bussy. I will expell thugs and trolls to this land and feed them with canned sardines :marseycanned:

doesn't deserve sovereignty

Lol you aren't. The queen is still the head of state. It would actually free you up :taynod:

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I guess the reference wouldn't make sense if Austria is just Germany extended anyway lmao, I like your thinking. True, and this country doesn't deserve it, and neither do the British, so you might as well subjugate them too

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My thumb of rule is. Is it a frickup that still haunts in the modern day? 90% chance that the bongs were involved

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TRUE

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People are finally leaving, so I'm going to cozy up with an old fashioned or 3 and maybe a bit of whisky. Maybe play a game or watch the Simpsons or something. Hope everybody had a good day!


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maybe i should watch the :marseysneed: episode again

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I'm working my way from the beginning through maybe season 12 or so. I initially thought it was s5e11, and was devistated to learn that I probably have dyslexia and it's actually s11e5 or something like that.

One day my sneed will come.


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a full simpsons rewatch sounds really fun, i should do that sometime

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Early episodes are really solid even though I've seen like 3/4 of them syndicated as a teen. Would recommend.


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Ever watch Chinese Jackie Chan movies?

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Can't say I have. Never got into the genre


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The Police Story franchise is great. Also New Police Story (unrelated but has the same name) also very good.

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Spent all day with my family, went on not one but TWO short little hiking trails with them, and now I'm about to pass out

Much love, r-slurs

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did you see any birds

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My parents are the birders not me so heck if I know what was seen but yeah they saw a few, plus there's currently a Great Horned just far away enough from the house for us to hear a faint hoot

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Ask them what they saw, I want to know. I love owls. Saw a snowy owl at the beach the other day. I knew there was gonna be something cool cause I saw all the hotshot birders from e-bird lined up with their $1000 telephoto lens setups. They SMELL birds. Lord, how I envy them

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birds are not real

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WOW YOU’RE SO FUNNY

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birds are not real they are government surveillance drones

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WOW, TELL ME ANOTHER ONE!!!

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birds are not very important

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I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

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i would have no one with which to discuss the avian menace if you do that so please dont

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Hope your dreams are full of sugar plum fairies or whatever <3

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It was fun to spend some time with my family, but now Christmas is over for me, everyone's gone and I can finally mope about and regret my drunken behavior in peace.

Also I got a message a short while ago saying that I might have to start showing up in-person to work everyday again.

![](/i/l.webp) It's been fun shitposting with most of you.

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I’m bit too stimmed rn so I went and had a smoke to chill tf out, you know, solve problems caused by drugs with more drugs. So I’ll be decently high in a bit. Started my new horror novel and it’s already really fricking good. Just sitting around hoping my friends will text me back or something lol

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too stimmed

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that was really me sitting on the couch an hour ago though fr

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Frick you I just laugh spitted out perfectly good tequila dammit.

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maybe don't be a gringo and handle your tequila better eh?

i'm only kidding

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What stims do you use? I used to frick around with adderall a lot until my heart started making weird noises. Now I just drink multiple energy drinks a day.

sitting around hoping my friends will text me back

lol I can't imagine, wouldn't be me

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Vyvanse n caffeine pills. The caffeine usually makes me feel disgusting though, so I take it only when necessary.

And they texted me!! I have friends again, we good

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Vyvanse is class, quality shit. And yeah caffeine is one of the worst stims, xanthines in general make me feel jittery and uncomfortable instead of calm and focused. That's definitely gonna be even worse if you combine it with subbed amphetamines tho.

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yeah it starts out really fun but then after about four hours or so it starts getting weird

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My combo is ritalin + kratom + beta blocker to prevent blood pressure spike. Works pretty well.

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Ritalin is pretty interesting, being an NDRI instead of the usual dopaminergic releasing action of the stimulating subbed amphetamines. In theory that would prevent the heavy 'crash' that most stimulants cause. I would love to try a phenidate some day. Also, low dose green vein kratom is an excellent 'stimulant'. I haven't ever combined it with a stronger stimulant than caffeine but I'm wondering how well that works considering it's mild serotonergic effect, sounds like it might calm jitters and make it a decently productive combo.

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Ritalin makes you want to die a little bit when it wears off so it's usually better to take close to when you're going to sleep. Honestly adderall is much smoother. Ritalin has a higher "body load" than it anyway.

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Man I miss uppers :marseycry: I don't know how you can read while high, i was never able to do that

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laser fricking focused, baby!

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Lol this is my daily routine basically stims and vape a bit to get the right balance

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YUP! my heart is beating normally now though, so it worked!

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