wait, you think journos can just write clickbait without substance? surely their professional integrity does not allow them to do this

The fbi violated the 4th amendment to then parallel construct to find him and used the tip as an excuse. :^)

Its peak clickbait tbqh.

Absolute where the "substance" literally just boils down to "they might just decide not to? "

To frick over Big ________ duh

Implied message: "someone who works at McDicks is too stupid to cash in the reward. Prolly some kind of brown"

I hope he doesn't get the reward because it would be funny, but there is zero chance he doesn't get it.

Yeah like wtf does this even mean? The one thing anyone cares about is just words

>The rules are complicated, as they stipulate tipsters in with a chance of the FBI portion of the reward cannot nominate themselves.

bingo, looks like someone forgot to read all 200 pages of their Evidence of Benefits package Chapter 6, subsection § 7, column 2, paragraph 4, citation [b]

From a blueski libtard's perspective this actually works perfectly:

>frick rich rebel husbando's snitch

>frick working class people

>doesn't affect me at all

>Ironically this is the level of bureaucracy that a fully public healthcare system tends to include

I spent a lot of time dealing with health insurer contracts in a past life, so I am going to effortpost at you. Let's outline the process for UM in two separate systems: private health insurance, and big bad Socialized Medicine (aka fee-for-service Medicare)

Private health insurance:

1 Meet with your doctor and get a plan of care
2 Your doctor will check the prior authorization list to see if the plan of care includes any procedures which require prior authorization
3 Your doctor will gather your medical documents and send them to the insurance company
4 The insurance company will typically ask for more notes over the course of about seven days
5 The insurance company will then make an organization determination. 
    5a The insurance company may deny the request on the basis of medical necessity. You may appeal.
        5a1 You or your doctor may gather more medical notes to support the necessity of the service. You can send them to the appeals team for review by a different medical director.
        5a2 The medical director will consider your appeal. Typical turnaround time is between three and thirty days, sometimes longer. 
        5a3 The medical director may off a "peer to peer" call between your doctor who treats patients and their doctor, who cannot practice because he sexually assaulted a nurse. 
          He will ignore everything your doctor says.
        5a4 If you are a commercial plan customer (anyone not on Medicaid or Medicare) then your appeal may be denied. ***YOU ARE FUCKED.*** 
          There is literally no alternative but to sue the insurance company, which is tremendously expensive.
    5b The insurance company may approve your request. Good news! You can go get your procedure.
6 Assuming you aren't fucked by the prior step, you can get your procedure done. Be sure to pay your coinsurance or copayment.
7 Your provider will submit a claim. 
    7a The insurance company will review the claim. Even if they approved the claim previously, they may still deny it.
    7b If the insurer denies the claim, one of two things will happen to you (I am omitting a ~25-step process between the provider and insurer here for brevity's sake).
        7b1 If the providers who treated you are in network, you are safe. They will get stuck with the bill and nothing will happen to you.
        7b2 If the providers are out of network, ***YOU ARE FUCKED.*** Unless you are a Medicaid or Medicare member, you can be personally billed for 100% of the cost of the procedure. 
          This happens a LOT. The libtards recently passed a law to make this less common, but it's not totally gone.
8 A bill may arrive for some completely unpredictable amount. Pay it or go bankrupt and lose your house.

Medicare:

1 Meet with your doctor and get a plan of care
2 Get your procedure done. Be sure to pay your coinsurance or copayment.

This is not an exaggeration. And in spite of this, fee-for-service Medicare members cost the government less.

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lmao, and you think the US system which includes all the back and forth negotiations etc with other peers is not bureaucratic ? everything fricking is

Have you never dealt with health insurance before?

its beautiful

>guy enters restaurant in jacket in morning, shaking nonstop with a shit smell

>frick another homeless guy

>"Good morning sir"

>notice he has a mask on and bulges in his pockets

>frick not again

>call zogbots because another hobo plans to rob us

>"Yeah the guy has like a gay west coast jacket"

>SWAT kick open the entrance door, polirce pile in through windows

>all stuck like fat in arteries as each heavy duty officer makes an emergency pitstop at the counter

>apparently it was some CEO shooter

!wagies happens to me every Wednesday

It does feel suspicious that they got probable cause and then found the guy carrying around a load of evidence that anybody with 1/4 of a brain would have dumped in a river by now.

Yeah he connected his laptop to the wifi

This mcdonalds employee does not exist.

pointless

I'm sure when random r-slur sees "$60k in cash for tips!" they're going to look up the FBI's yelp page to see if they actually pay out before calling

stitch me a shirt

more like !snitches

Didn't say they won't get paid just that it's a process, journos deceiving again