!incels this longpost is for you brocels, also will someone ping soyteens for me?
Dungeons & Dragons: The Xueen's Cradle
To start, you should know that I have never played D&D nor will I ever waste my time playing D&D. It might be fun with the right group of people, but the only groups you can find as a single neurodivergent smell like butt and are full of r-slurs so annoying being around them has been classified as psychological warfare in Geneva. Did I mention 
s yet? They tend to conglomerate there too. So for me, this is just generic fantasy story set in generic fantasy setting and that about sums it up. Its very generic. To summarize the plot, a party of adventurers find a boy that is supposed to act as a sacrifice for evil dragon so they try to save him by bringing him to good dragon. The voice acting is eh, the story predictable and the character design
Yeah... 
Besides that you have George Dwarf, Imane Khalif the Paladin and Druid who is a Druid. Would I recommend it? Not unless you are some huge D&D fan, also the ending is abrupt and very anticlimactic.
Ching Chong: It Takes a Life
So apparently Sifu is some Chinese beatemup? Probably only made it in to get ChingChong bux, fricking Bezos mang. To summarize, guy takes his revenge on Chinese mafia for murdering his father and uses a secret power to do it. Would I recommend it? Yeah if you have 8 minutes to spare its a nice watch, not a lot of talking just action with good choreography. What dialogue there is tends to be a little cringe (talking about the Granny Marvel quipping) but can be easily ignored.
Amazon shilling: The Once and Future BWC King
Appareantly this is some Amazon studio game no one cares about, but hear me out: this is absolute kino featuring Germanic BVLL Arnold BlackBIPOCs playing himself (again) and being great (as expected). Gigachad and his servant end up stranded on an island where everyone is immortal and nothing can permanently damage you and in an attempt to conquer it, Arnold challenges the local king and learns an important lesson about friendship (no really).
Definitely recommend this one, fun story you need zero context for. Also he definitely fricked the Babylonian tomboy and she is 100% built for BWC.
Unreal Tournament: Xan
I never played Unreal but after watching the episode I want to give it a try. Though the plot is again very predictable, this time it makes it up by delivering in the tournament department. Robots are mistreated (like g*mers and incels) so they rise the frick up and rebel against POC women in charge of gaming, just like in real life! This leads to them ending up as gladiators in the aforementioned tournament. If you are a nostalgiastrag, give it a try, if not, still give it a try. The bot is a cool character!
hammer 40,000: And They/Them Shall Know No Fear
KINO ALERT KINO ALERT KINO ALERT KINO ALERT KINO ALERT
TOTAL XENOS DEATH, TOTAL GAY BUTT R*PE DEMON DEATH, TOTAL TRAITOR DEATH
If you played Space Marine or have any interest in Warhammer 40k you should know who Captain Tinitus, lieutenant of the second company of the Ultramarine Chapter of the God-Emperors Angels of death AKA the fricking Astartes is. Besides serving as backstory for Titus who now has a old BIPOCsmurf as a mentor, its probably also a teaser for the up and coming Warhammer TV show in cooperation with the Amazon jew. If this is the standart they are going to maintain for the show I am all for it. To tldr the plot, gay heck demons do gay heresy shit so the Ultramarines have to clean it up because they are the Emperors finest. That's all you need to know, the rest is just Traitor-Ackening and TDD.
PAC-MAN: Circle
The entire premis of the episode relies on you expecting PacMan, but turns out there is a twist! So go watch it for yourself. Its a shorter episode and its alright.
Crossfire: Good Conflict
More Asiaslop no one in the west cares about, CSGO but gay and we aren't even talking about Valorant and thats all you need to know about Crossfire. Frick that gookshit, at least it has a decent snowbunny
!2dgooners bvilt for the most BIPOClicious vantablack mandingo nigerian BBCs etc. etc.
Armored Core: Keanu Chungus
Did any of you neurodivergents ever touch an AC game? I never did, but just like in Unreals case I kinda want to try it out now. This was besides the 40k episode the most anticipated one of part 1. I have no idea if it actually lived up to the hype, what I do know is that every time Keanu gets involved in a video game script they frick him over lmao. Yeah the writing could definetly be a lot better, but the action scenes are cool I guess. Schizo mecha mercanary actually doesn't refuse to pilot the mecha and goes apeshit on his targets. If you like Mecha and Chungus Reeves, go for it.
To summarize part 1 of Secret Levels
Its like a mediocre season of Love Death Robots. The shilling definetly cucked the writers in terms of creativity. The only thing that can salvage this series is coming soon...
POOPING ON CONCORDS GRAVE ONE LAST TIME FOR CHRISTMAS
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Sweet, a new gimmick-BIPOC to block
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!commenters
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zoz
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Banned for being rude to my gf
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How's the axewound?
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Gf (male)*
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Yes, the show is mediocre.
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Lmao no was this is real
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I don't get it
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wait, is that THE crossfire?
the 2000s cheating favela kino?
!macacos
eu tenho uns amigos que jogavam cf (recentemente, lÑ pra 2020) só pra cheatar e ver os favelados putos, era ridiculamente engraçado
e Γ© cheatar mesmo, naipe facada no chΓ£o IK em todo mundo, nada de fingir que nΓ£o tΓ‘ cheatado atΓ© os dente
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!oldstrags
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Oh frick yeah, hungry hungry hippos meets air hockey
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Quanto vocΓͺ precisa pro /h/brasil?
Eu colaboro com outros 20k, o resto pode ajudar tambΓ©m.
@BrasilIguana
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NΓ£o vale a pena criar nΓ£o, jΓ‘ tinha o /h/esl e nΓ£o durou nem uma semana. !macacos
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Cara, vocΓͺ tem mais de 400k, Γ© sΓ³ uma pequena doação de 10k que a gente tΓ‘ pedindo.
AtΓ© os indianos tem o buraco deles
!macacos o BWC merece um passaporte Israelense
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>!macacos o BWC merece um passaporte Israelense
!jidf !jews !chudsJump in the discussion.
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Pq o ESL era pra todos os nΓ£p gringos, esse Γ© sΓ³ para os brasileiros picudos
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Eu tenho 56,494. Pra criar um hole Γ© 100K
Se todo mundo juntar, dΓ‘ sim pra fazer, mas ai vai uma grana do pessoal. Meu plano era farmar a grana vencendo os campeonatos de jogo de luta que tem no /h/kappa, em alguns meses devia dar pra juntar
e sim, o
@Brown_Obese_Incel Γ© judeu e nΓ£o contribui com um centavo, por isso nΓ£o pedi Γ ele, mas nΓ£o tem problema
mas esse argumento do /h/esl Γ© falho, Γ© Γ³bvio que uma porra dessa nΓ£o vai pra frente, quem foi o absoluto aleijado mental que teve a ideia de criar um hole assim? se fosse latin america jΓ‘ era uma coisa, mas /h/esl? vai tomar no cu, tem que ser muito burro
a gente consegue manter um hole de jogo de luta que tem tipo 5 nego interessado, pq nΓ£o conseguirΓamos manter um hole do brasil, sendo que tem uma porrada de brasileiro aqui?
!macacos
vai de vocΓͺs, se quiserem fazer uma
pra tirar o hole do chΓ£o
se nΓ£o, eu tento juntar com os winnings dos camps (atΓ© pq eu nΓ£o posto o suficiente pra farmar 50k+ sozinho)
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UΓ©, eu nem sabia que o tal de esl existiu.
/h/latinxmerica também é uma boa opção
@Christmas_waifus_shill
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Γ uma boa tambΓ©m
PorΓ©m, eu sou um supremacista brasileiro
!macacos
brasil uber alles
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Can I get you 2500 for now?
I need to save up to buy indulgences from the !atholic-cays
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Sure, give the coins directly to him
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Sou contra a proliferação de buracos
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!macacos jΓ‘ doei 20k
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The D&D one was r-slurred.
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DnD is always r-slurred. It's just like harry potter, the magic is so poorly defined you run into the endless question of "why not just magic this problem away?"
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!metashit !followers !soyteens Dramaclittycels stealing my writing methods to farm more clittycoins.
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Kill all soyteens
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Miscegenation is now mandatory worldwide.
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Soyjaks belong to the people.
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It's called inspiration 'teen. And I've been 'jaking long before
you showed up desu.
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Rapplay
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Cypress Hill rocks
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Seeing the stuck up asian foid lose her balance and kneel before her Robot conqueror in her own arenaas fire boomed from behind while he literally rises up and puts his fist in the air gave me a half chub ngl.
!kino
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bvilt for BRC
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I watched some of these with a friend. They're nice and short with tight editing which is great. Each episode is like 15 minutes so yeah none of the plots have depth but the plots aren't the point here anyways.
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Which one did you watch? I think
the story 
does matter 
even if the episode is just 20 minutes, in the case of D&D they (probably) could have done so much more with the story 
than generic bridge 
fight 
and then cliffhanger when something 
actually 
happens.
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The three I watched had basically no story. Like the unreal one. I mean sure there is technically a story but it's paper thin and obviously it's about the cool fight scenes.
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Trve. The death
and robots show actually 
did have some interesting 
premises though so, I can recommend that to you if you are interested 
in more.
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So perfect for Zoomers like you.
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UT was my childhood, shame fortnight killed the franchise. Not that I have a shit these days.
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Gaming as a whole peaked with UT2k4
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Aren't they coming back with a remake?
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They had UT4 but fortnite came out a sa base builder right at the end of the base builder fad. They yanked the UT guys off and said "fix this shit" and they made it pubg and the UT devs remained there and UT4 was announced for indefinite hiatus. You can play the unfinished UT4 but it never gets patched and so missing a whole shit load of guns and textures.
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Sad! Zoomers win, oldstrags lost.
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I don't get it
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I'm lost here. This seems like some kind of reference to Schwarzenegger, but he would be too old so it's obviously not him, it's some kid.
Apparently this guy is so important that I'm supposed to have seen him multiple times and developed an opinion about him.
I guess I'm just an obsolete geezer.
The "Schwarzenegger" thing is that "Schwarz" means black in German... ohhhhhh and that other thing.
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They made an Unreal Tournament episode? Please Epic make more UT you buttholes are drowning in Fortnite money give us boomers Unreal Tournament.
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No, for the same reason there
will never 
be another Team Fortress or Portal or Duke Nukem etc
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The latest armoured core is very good, surprisingly easy to pick up as well, I was worried it was going to be a crazy learning curve.
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You don't know how disappointed I was to see the Concord episode isn't out yet.
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Surprised Keanu is in this. Double surprised Arnold is in this because he's pushing 80. I expected this to be the generic videogame movie adaptation trash with a bunch of marketing tied in, but from what you're saying it sounds like it could honestly be alright. Only ever played unreal and pacman (lol) of the games listed here, but I doubt warhammer or sifu have some deep involved lore that I must know before watching. So fine, you convinced me. I'll pirate it
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The warhammer episode is good because you can either be aware of the dozens of little bits of lore than make the episode more worth soying over or you can just enjoy it as good violent power fantasy.
Jewish lives matter too Aevann.
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R-slur
is supposed to be omnipotent
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Sifu was made by frenchs i believe
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@Fresh_Start is nooticing a very strong trend of going too French artists when one cannot afford American ones.
@Fresh_Start believe the animation for Arcane was also French.
Jewish lives matter too Aevann.
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I haven't played the new AC because Fromsoft has lost their touch since they just churn out Demon's Souls slop. I played the frick out of the older ones growing up though. The PS1 games were good, the PS2 games and AC4 were excellent, and ACV/Verdict Day were absolute kino for online multi-player.
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Didn't read but I like ur posts bb
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Ok but srs post hog
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All AAA slop
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Wrong.
Love, Death, and Robots either has good animation episodes or good plot episodes but almost never both good plot and good animation episodes.
The warhammer episode is peak kino @Fresh_Start agree with you. @Fresh_Start's favorite moment of it is the ending when you see the mentor looking at a memory of a bloodsoaked child Titus and feeling pride and there is some deep moment music playing in the background, but if you pull yourself out of it, at the end of the day it is a kid running towards another fight too the death with probably other kids or aliens.
40k animation with the "murder tortures entire planet" we are the good guys aesthetic is peak fascism and honestly @Fresh_Start is 100% sure 90% of the new warhammer fans won't be able too see how it is actually le bad.
It is mildly horrifying when you think about it.
Jewish lives matter too Aevann.
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But the Imperium is still one least bad though?
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They are the least bad for humans.
The Farsight enclaves are the least bad for the galaxy.
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It feels like they've been marketing this for 2 years, and it's a few 10-15 minute okays.
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there are 16 episodes though.
Jewish lives matter too Aevann.
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Still very underwhelmed. I didn't assume I'd be whelmed, but I figured I would be underwhelmed in a different way.
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Fair enough. Jewish lives matter too Aevann.
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You have poor taste in vidya
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I no longer play video
games 
I don't have the time
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Wife is J-pilled, parents are open and never opposing to my distain for jews and my love of history and the NatSoc movement. Sister in law is bleeding heart liberal, but not extreme leftist still shuts down and won't talk when cornered in an argument against her beliefs.
Anyways, today somehow jews came up and WWII which got the comment "Hitler was the most evil man" my wife overhears, rolls her eyes, gets ready for the speech. I casually explain to my sister in law what the jews did to German people before WWII and why Hitler gained power, what he did for Germany, and how the Holocaust doesn't make sense and numbers don't add up.
I talked for an hour straight as she butted in with questions but sat quietly listening as you could see her face deeply question everything she's been told. After an hour she didn't freak out or shut down, just politely said "that's all I can handle on Christmas" and when we hugged goodbye she whispered "nazi" as I whispered "sieg heil" at the same time to each other and everyone burst out laughing.
That would have NEVER happened before. The fact it did means she is becoming much more comfortable with my views which I consider huge win.
Merry Christmas!
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