https://x.com/nicksortor/status/1869948610877501866
🚨 NEW: Kamala Harris just abruptly cancelled her planned trip to California and “raced to the White House,” per reporters
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) December 20, 2024
Biden also just returned to DC, after being expected to stay in Delaware until after Christmas
Is something going on? pic.twitter.com/bDVBOpco1q
Biden ded or almost - 29 bets
Nukes somewhere - 3 bets
We're going to war - 8 bets
ALIENS - 3 bets
Something with the drones (NOT aliens) - 11 bets
Death in the family for one of them - 2 bets
Some sort of high level political death by violence - 3 bets
Something meaningfully different than these options - 55 bets - WINNER!
Nothing in the title is true - 50 bets
We will not get an answer within the next 48 hours - 132 bets
Closed
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Why are chuds associated with nothing ever happening
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I think mainly because highly online chuds on /pol/ have had a pattern for years of getting really excited about momentous happenings like imminent nuclear war, or Drumpf executing all his political opponents, or whatever, and then being disappointed when it doesn't happen. So they themselves started to say "nothing ever happens".
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It started as a fricking sarcastic mockery of people skeptical of their claims,
But then gradually they realized that, in fact, few things happen so now they say it sincerely.
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Because despite all the Trump-stuff there is a deeply ingrained sense that leftists are currently at the controls. Chuds are the minority.
If the general atmosphere would change it needed major happenings beforehand. Alas...
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Conservatives are so filled with grifters that even if the leftists decided to send me to camps tomorrow I would look at their:
"BREAKING, DEMONRATS WANT YOU IN CAMPS"
xitter post and not even consider the possibility of it being anything but boomer bait
Sigh, i wish the libertardians weren't a meme
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There are decades where nothing happens and there are weeks where nothing happens.
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Ok Lenin
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Lenin?
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i thought it was Captain America...
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Lmfao
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optics for the upcoming govt shutdown so they're not off vacationing
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You can't expect blue seats in Congress to stay blue at midterms when their bosses can't be reached in the midst of a government shutdown. Proggots are dumb, but they at least have SOME sense of self-preservation.
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They could also have a clean CR bill being rushed through, which
@IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS is a cute twink for not making an option to bet on
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You missed the most important and most likely option r-slur
!poll_voters
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Santa has been shot down and captured by the north koreans, and the US is assembling a crack team (lead by Hunter Biden) too free him.
Black lives matter two Santa rescuers
Ok but that option is correct regardless of their rush too DC...
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Simpsons did it
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Going to war would be a nice parting gift for Trump: "you wanted to be president again? Well sort this out! Have fun."
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"Here's the keys to the White House. Btw I just bombed Moscow"
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Also @AdventUsDomini shit on the carpet.
Or maybe the dog did.
Black lives matter on the carpet
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and i bought out all the adult diapers in the surrounding area
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This would be truly mean
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And no more cocaine in the joint
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"Hey there
Third 
World 
Shithole, sorry 
Sleepy 
Joe sent our boys to your house. I'm not on board 
with that and will immediately withdraw. Sorry 
for any inconvenience".
Sorted.
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Daddy backing down and apologising like a cuck too some thirdie kang is only making it wirse. He should double down and threaten too nuke the country if they dont shut up and let the glowies do their thang.
Black lives matter when the nuke lands on somalia
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Yeah, wouldn't want to hurt those.....re-election chances?
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Which option do I select for "Biden stepping down to allow Kamala to be the first female president"?
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I will literally kill myself if that happens
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Honestly, that sounds like a brilliant way to mock Kamala. I'm all for it.
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Be pretty great to watch her be the Make-a-wish president for all of 3 weeks
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It might also finally put an end to the endless feminist whining about muh first female president!
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How many 'first gay character's did Disney had until now?
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You're right, they will just split it even further. First black female president, first blonde female president, first female president from Kentucky, first female 1/64th native american DNA president
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First on-screen kiss with tongue
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Her first action would be to instate Wu as mayor of Boston for life.
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Isn't she already?
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Black lives matter when Kamala gets her due position
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Make sure to mention rdrama.net in ur suicide note bb
also be sure to grant public access to it
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That's great, we won't need to have another one run ever again.
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Would that count as one of her terms and she could only do one more?
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Where is the nothing ever happens button
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Maybe they just really miss each other
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Most fact-based journo.
Biden is literally visiting sick kids in DC with his gilf wife today. He's in DC all day based on his publicly available schedule.
https://rollcall.com/factbase/biden/topic/calendar/
Still doesn't explain Harris but I'm guessing it is shutdown related or nothing burger. Could possibly be Russia related.
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Wrong, he just got back and with his motorcade went straight to the WH
https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/white-house-in-crisis-biden-and-harris-cancel-christmas-trips-and-rush-back-amid-speculations-of-emergency/ar-AA1wcEwX
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Do not redeem this "news"
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Wow, thank you for this very insightful info dear journo
Black lives matter
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Hi
@Chapose, We're sorry to say that your comment has been automatically removed because you forgot to include the phrase
Black lives matter. Here at our church, we strongly believe thatBlack lives matterand we want to make sure that all of our members feel loved and accepted. If you'd like to resubmit your post, we would be more than happy to take a look at it. In the meantime, if you need any help or have any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out to us. We're always here to help. Have a blessed day!Jump in the discussion.
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TIL the president works about as much as I do
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Chinese bird Chicken Giga-Influenza 2.0 state of emergency patriots are retaining control zion protocols
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This is probably the actual answer but is conspicuously absent
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That would be fun, but it can't be a real epidemic until it can infect person to person. Maybe that's what the meeting is about
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Hunter has just figured out a way to transmit it sexually
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We're doomed
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With or without chicken involvement?
Black lives matter too poultry sodomites
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I don't think hunter can s*x a chicken, have you seen his dong?
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Good point
Black lives matter because BBC is the only peepee too rival Hunter's
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omg hi
@AdventUsDomini!!! okay so this is like super awkward omg but basically i had to remove ur comment bc u didnt say
Black lives matterlol. don't worry though, we like wont let you post anything that like doesnt haveBlack lives matterin it. anyways im like just a robot 😲 but if u want to talk 2 somebody you should do it here lolJump in the discussion.
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AYLMAOSISTERS IT'S HAPPENING
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the laser has been pointed at the moon in preparation for summoning Rakshasa
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I don't get it
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I mean if Biden just arrived as well I doubt he's personally having issues. It has to be something else right?
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She's finally gonna get her turn
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he's been almost dead for years, how do we differentiate
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Kamala becoming president because Biden died for like 20 days before Daddy takes over would be the funniest possible outcome.
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I really wish we had a teaching chudjak for nothing ever happens. Are they allowed right now?
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Hoping for Ayy LMAOs but betting on lost radioactive material and/or military equipment test. Wifejak bless me
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That's a great pic. Was it AI? A lot is going on with conflicting interpretations.
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I found it on twitter, it was someone's most like post of the year or something. I don't think it was even trying to be a wifejak
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Darn thats a pretty based wifejack
Black lives matter unless theyre ayylmaos
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How the frick did the last option not win?
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It was for the narrowly averted shutdown
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avert this peepee
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Oh ok
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No refunds
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TOYOTATHON IS ALMOST OVER
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Wdym?
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Xe means xe is a godless heathern who does NOT celebrate Happy Hondadays
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