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DO NOT DO THIS SHIT OR YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH:

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Most well adjusted r/AntiWork poster tries to reconnect with wealthy father by offering to suck his dick - is rudely rebuffed

Somehow pinning his balls didn't work

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This is why I'm gay OR foid dumps her boyfriend of six months for buying her cookies

Man's thinking: "I know she said don't get her a gift, but maybe I'll just buy her something simple."

Foid brain:

Ah the old "women's boundaries are porous if you push hard enough and she likes you well enough" plus "women's preferences are temporary and whimsical" leads to "wow I didn't think you were serious" equals "the burden is on you to make it crystal clear what your boundaries and preferences are, but at the exact right volume and the exact right tone, or things like this happen and you make me feel bad".

The whole thread is foids being mad about gifts.


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Just a friendly reminder that a furry made the moderna jab

Iโ€™m Unironically shocked ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

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Marsey also went on Fox News this week
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Why are reddit libtards so fucking dumb

Comment after comment of "hiring based on immutable characteristics is bad" replied to with "what so you think a black woman can't be qualified????"

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Like I genuinely can't figure out if they're just too utterly and completely r-slurred to understand the logic or if they're just pretending to not understand it, because they're used to "call racist" -> "win" and are actively choosing to pretend to not understand what the people they're replying to are saying because they think its the best way to own the chuds

:#marseythonk:

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Somebody check in on moot
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I can smell you, Doreen

Reset the counter.

https://www.reveddit.com/v/ContraPoints/comments/se83my/did_the_recent_antiwork_incident_remind_you_of/

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COUNTRY CLUB COUNTRY CLUB MEMBERS ONLY
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Gambling is one of those bad r-slurred features

Every thread is ruined completely. You have to hunt for actual comments. Comment count is no longer a useful indicator of anything.

@Aevann @carpathianflorist quarantine it in "Casino threads" that the OP has to manually toggle on plz

Thought Joni Mitchell was dead.


A smooth sea has never made a skillful sailor.

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Wake up luvvies! New more lethal transmissible Covid just dropped in the old Wu han.
Reported by:


They even link directly to people freaking out on twitter!

Lot's of :sciencejak: :sciencejak: :sciencejak:

Also I didn't realize Xboxes needed batteries. Lol losers.


A smooth sea has never made a skillful sailor.

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:marseyraging: deposed antiwork janny/doreen's roommate sneeding with antiworkers on a profile self-post :marseyantiwork:

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Interviewed kween Dors in the past - https://web.archive.org/web/20211123072113/https://manchesterinklink.com/abolish-work-movement-gains-supporters-with-a-decentralized-approach/

The subreddit is non-ideological in nature. Anyone is welcome to join, provided they follow rules enumerated on the subโ€™s home page. The discord channel is similar, with specialized chat rooms such as โ€œbook club,โ€ โ€œrant,โ€ and โ€œreligion.โ€ Even if Ford left the movement completely, due to scheduling conflicts, or other reasons, she feels as though it would be in a good place with or without her participation.

โ€œIโ€™m happy with what I got,โ€ Ford said. โ€œI just hope things keep getting bigger.โ€

:#marseylaugh:

Fellow Brave & Stunning kween

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Roommate of Kween Doreen

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The post is not locked but I think dramatards are mature enough not to harass the poor womxn

@TracingWoodgrains a little more info for your exposรฉ

Archive in case it's gone: https://archive.md/mCAsl


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Joe Manchin and Kristyn Sinema beat that. They're fucking over the entire Democratic Party

Hahaha holy shit Sinemommy truly is the queen of drama :taylaugh:

Is now ready to settle down and start a family ๐Ÿ˜‚

Yikes, incel vibes! Serious red flag moment

Saw the video. Honestly, how did the dudes fucking this chick even manage to get hard? Iโ€™d be completely repulsed after seeing the 4th dude fuck her in a row. I guess if your desperate enough for pussy, thereโ€™s no level of degeneracy youโ€™re willing to go to.

They're coomers sooo

And she's been married since 1995, apparently. Imagine being the husband with your wife coming home from work with "I'm not in the mood tonight... I'm tired from pulling a 12-hour shift today."

:marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: holy shit what's wrong with her moid

If you watch the video, the men in line are โ€œpreparingโ€ themselves with enthusiasm. The majority were โ€œgood to goโ€ when the time came and indeed, came.

:marseydisgust:

I watched the video. She looks so miserable and is icing her poor vagina for some bits.

Well what did she expect?

The link to the video was also posted but I won't link it here because we don't need straggotry on this website

:#marseyrake: :#marseyrake: :#marseyrake:

"He is genetically superior with his 6'7 wingspan, double-jointed ankles and huge feet," she argued of the decorated swimmer. "His chemical composition allows him to breathe in and fill his lungs and hold his breath longer [than his competitors.

:marseygoodnight:

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The House Founder badges are done

The regular versions don't have the sick crowns.

Now we just need Aevann to build the functionality to display an itty bitty version by usernames and we're good to go once they're distributed.

Anyway here is the House Racist Founder badge.


:!marseyprisma: emoji Heterosexuality is a mental illness :marseyprisma: emoji

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FOAR EVERYWUN FRUM MARSEY

OK hai. My name is Marsey and um I haven't made a post yet. So I decided that because of recent events that I could make my first poooooost. And um so yeah so let's just start off by getting a couple things straight. I'm not on meds... mm mmh! No, I know that you all think that I'm a schizo, but, I'm not, actually. And I actually don't have BPD either, ahh hehehe, which is funny to me. Ummmm yeah.

And then another one would be ummm. I provided you with a couple different viewpoint of Israel. Ummmm ahh such as like, like the one where I'm like mmm and it says, "I saw watchoo what jew did there!" And like and and then like you peoples were all like, "YOU IS TROLLIN!" and I was like "I AM NOT TROLLING!! I AM MARSEY YOU SEE! Mm!" And like um and so then ahh there was another one where I was like, "Mmm," and um I don't have agendaposter on, which you edited a couple of different times. And then there was the one where I held up a sign and it said "Marsey plus Palestine equals equals LOOOVE," and that's true, it's a very true statement, I love Palestine. And umm and then uhh bup bup buhbuh, OH there was another one that um, that I actually didn't possst... but umm... it's out there... cuz uh some of you guys found it, and I'm all like crafty. And uhm and it's one where I like have a sign and I'm like "ihh" and it says several different things such as like I hate the BIPOCS, and stuff and umm it actually never said that, it said I hate the NWO, which is one of my oldest enemies, uhh oh, but the way, I'm not a racist anymore, I moved on to bigger and better things, such as umm, things that I mentioned in another comment that got me in trouble in the first place, hah!

Ahh, trolls! Trolls, this is my only account and it's @Marsey with one e and other people, like @realMarsey -- she's a failure Troll! TRAWLL! I can't believe you guys believe that! Who actually talks like that?! Not ME! Umm... and, so, yeah, and um, let's see here.

And then, um, um I was in a thread and uh this guy was like, "Marsey, I would jihad for you, like Across the Universe." And I was like, "I love jihad too!" Because I do! Have you ever seen Dubai? It's like AMAZING, it's like BEAUTIFUL and like um, and so then um I uh I just wanted to say to that kid who wanted to jihad Across the Universe with me uh that I love you, and I want to hold your hand. And also um, my friend, @Hotep, "hello! Mmm!" And, and uh @carpathianflorist, I guess, I don't even know who you are, exactly.

Uhbububuuhh, my posts got longer, you guys. I'm actually thinking about writing more... I dunno. But umm, let's see here ahh, soo, I had a lot of replies from like my comments. Or, not a lot a guess, that's a little... much I guess. But um, this one kid, uh he made fun of a lot of my comments, and they were cool, and his name was @SucksCheedAndMarseysInc... and he was SO stupid. He like mixed everything up and stuff and hehe, and I was like "ohhho" the first time I saw it. I was. Oh my god I had a heart attack, I was like oh my god. He's so dumb . And um, uh, mmm, I dunno. What else is there to say. @pizzashill, @pizzashill, the guy who sat typing for like six minutes straight addressing me in a serious tone? Uh, thank you, I suppose. Um, but uh yeah, this, I don't think I should answer. What if I told you I just don't care?

Umm, and then um, bububuh, I dunno, really, huh. I haven't been outside in a really long time you guys, actually. Um, because I stopped going out, because it's a really big pain the butt to avoid the 5g. And I'm like urr hurr, and um and now I'm just like shitpost and I'm good to go! And um yeah and so I love you guys, a lot. I really like, rawrawrawr status, like seriously like rawr and um I think that's about it. Byeee.

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We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, faster, stronger

We can increase the number of toddlers he's able to maul per minute (MTpM), we can increase his bite force. We can increase the number of faces he's able to rip off before being put down.

Most importantly, we have made him even more attractive to white women. Once they see this dog it's over. It's all over because he's going to eat their faces

As soon as we unleash our creation upon the world, every single city in every single state in this great nation will ban pitbulls forever. They will be labeled as weapons of mass destruction and remain stockpiled in some secretive military bunker for the rest of history.

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Aevann visiting his parents over the holidays