I just found out the bong rightoid grifter Critical Drinker made and released a dogshit £300k paypig-funded movie 3 months ago :marseyemojirofl: :marseyxd:

No, I didn't watch this "movie". Yes, I will call it dogshit :gigachad4:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735388813hxXaTuEq0FKz-w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735388812bCoE9pe4lqR5ng.webp

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt23552010/

Reminds me of the time red letter media made their own short film and it was garbage as well :marseyxd:

https://old.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/comments/1fk4436/in_the_trailer_for_the_critical_drinkers_film/

rare nonchud w

https://old.reddit.com/r/CriticalDrinker/comments/1b3lfbi/a_frank_discussion_about_the_rogue_element_trailer/

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Rightoid cope overload:

https://old.reddit.com/r/MauLer/comments/1hgr1cg/critical_drinkers_rogue_element_was_garbage_does/

https://old.reddit.com/r/CriticalDrinker/comments/1h1l65h/critical_drinker_released_a_tv_show_to_show/

Dawg this isn't even a show it's a low budget concept pilot people out here like he ruined his YouTube channel

>its not a movie its a tv pilot proof of concept bro even though the kickstarter literally says its a movie bro please ignore the shit dialog bro please bro cut him some slack bro please dont insult my favourite youtuber bro please

Even if it was overly successful whatever that means they would still find a way to disparage it come on we know this with these types of people

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>are all grifters people who wanted to make art but failed?

critical drinker confirmed literally hitler


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Never trust a grifter and NEVER trust a bong.

Tbh i just said the same thing twice. :marseyindignant:

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:marseyagree:

all bongs are grifters, but not all grifters are bongs


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Nostalgia critic aka doug made no less than 4 movies, each completely terrible

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RLM made some awful ones

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>each completely terrible

You shut the frick up

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Im not even aware of a single instance of a full time critic making any piece of media that ended up good.

I still think he makes good youtube content but like so many before him thats about the limit of their range.

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Ahem

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735415217843Rjo8pqf4xnQ.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17187151446911044.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735584487Pd3ql1pai5_mfA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177781034384797.webp

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GAY DEAD MUPPET GANGBANG

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it's probably like doing standup or music or w/e, you're going to fail for a decade before you get good and they don't put that effort in

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Dogshit indie movies are what makes movies so charming in the first place. Less $200 million slop and more movies like The Room, Surviving Edged Weapons, Cliffhangers, Bad Lieutenant 2, House (1977) please.

Movies where the directors wanted to make one thing but ended up making glorious disasters are some of the best movies ever

@ChrisMoneymaker will you tag the kino ping group I don't have enough coins

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alleged !kino

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I'm not gonna defend this crap (no, I didn't watch it either) but the whole "these were made with the same budget" thing doesn't really work when you're comparing it to movies made when you could buy a whole bag of groceries for $3.50

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That and working within the industry amongst seasoned professionals is different compared to this indie. The talent Lynch had access to while making Eraserhead is different from this flick. This isn't to say that I think someone like Drinker could've made a film of that caliber with access to better talent.

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He had trained spank porn actors on hand who were willing to have awful hairdos for the entire '70s.

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Once again proving that even the most r-slurred creative is infinitely more talented than a critic

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I agree with his talking points so I chose to believe everyone is wrong and that movie is good (I haven't even heard of it) :marseyclueless:

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For 300k what do they expect? Even "budget" productions like the vvitch and the descent were few mil. Other low-budget projects like Eraserhead cost the same, but we're shot decades ago so would cost twice that now.

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Good screenplay I guess? Why make a movie where people shoot at each other with guns, seems unneccessary.

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Free Fire was great desu and thats the tea, sis

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A real artist can make kino with mspaint and GoAnimate alone

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:marseyblobbyg#irl: :m#arseybirdlielol:


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Didn't Wendigoon also release some sort of movie :marseykishibe: project :marseydontplay: in the Stalker :marseystealthygeek2: universe? I never :marseyladybugitsover: saw or heard :marseyjacksparrow: anything :marseycoleporter: about that after he was done shilling it himself. Did anyone here watch :marseysharksoup: it? I'd ping Kino but ping Jannies :marseyeffortpostnow: tongue :marseycheeky: anus. Maybe :marseymight: !boozers know anything? If you don't, at least read the post it's pretty :marseyglam: epic!

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It sucked

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Sad!

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These? idk if he has any involvement tho

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Yes these, are they worth a watch?

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Never watched them fully but the production quality looks good at least

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Most people love female action heroes, even if they're not always realistic.

In media, "woke" is detached from the content and more to do with the viewer's imagination of what the creator is like. Are they smirking, mocking, judging? Do they make me feel bad or insecure?

This is the rightoid version of "microaggressions." If i think (rightly or wrongly) that this person doesn't like me, I scrutinize everything they do for subtextual attacks

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what does star fricking mean


also, reminds me of this

also some guys called ralph the Moviemaker, r*ped the shit RedLetterMedia project,

it was shockingly shit given how much insight the Hack Frauds have on filmcraft, tropes and movie making

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Wasn't space cop always intended as a shitty b movie tho

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sure

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you could tell he lacks taste by how he reuses the same 5 memes or sound effects in all of his videos and makes the same 5 jokes

his only sell is his voice and occasionally good takes he's beaten into the ground

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Who?

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I think it's one of the guys on Red Letter Media?

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No Critical Drinker is the Premier anti-Disney chudtuber

RedLetterMedia is the Star Trek Hack Frauds !trekkies who expose themselves getting r*ped by the nu-Trek

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Have you seen how good Mike is though in the trivia shows? He's as good as me. I wouldn't believe anybody was that good if it wasn't for me being that good.

Critical Drinker is one of the many youtubers who saw him and thought that doing a different voice would make everything funny. It doesn't. That was his shtick and involved a bunch of jokes about being a serial killer which you can't do anymore when you're famous. It's sad because many (LazerPig among them) have good ideas but it makes them annoying.

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Those Star Trek trivia shows are their best content. Mike exaggerates his competitiveness / autism for comedic effect, but then gets caught up in it for real.

Then it becomes not really about winning for him, but about the process correctly determining who performs better at Star Trek trivia. And he gets ashamed if he misses things he should have got. Quality tism.

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you didn't upmarsey my comment grandpa

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I didn't think your comment was true. I'm sorry. What is this? Are we in Russia? I thought we have free speech here. I have to upmarsey all your comments? Maybe I should move to Russia and say that their figure skaters aren't all doped? Sotnikova deserved to win gold in figure skating in 2014 and was better than Kim Yuna. You happy now?

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Yes actually

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Oh yeah, old man? If you're such a trekkie, then what's Spocks last name? :marseysmughips:

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That's a trick question.

You couldn't pronounce it. That episode where there's hippies on that LSD planet he says so.

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How dare you.

!hatewatchers rlmissia

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Literally who blue lives matter

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Critical Drinker is in the UK?

Maybe that's why he lost his hand :clubpenguinninja:

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