!metashit look at how many lurkers we have

!commenters !metashit

I don't go to the zoo to talk to the animals

Boring!

I came to be the animal

Not even a single peanut?

I haven't doxxed myself

I do too most of the time (unless it's that sidevoting butthole SphereSerf). Doesn't stop me from talking.

This is the great thing about rDrama: You can actually speak your mind here without fear of discrimination because of your politics, race, religion, whatever and... wait a second...

I am [number 37 on your simp list. Apparently some are more equal than others.

I'm surprised you're even allowed here

Just say anything that pops into your head. I mean frick, I just talk about 1990s computer games and TV shows and people here actually read it. It doesn't have to be profound. Tell us about your country or your city or whatever. We'll read it. We got nothing better to do.

Lurking apologist

I don't feel like my comments would improve the site

Neither do mine, which is why I have to continue doing this. I must make the experience worse for everyone involved

That works too. It starts a discussion. We are not geniuses here. Say anything about anything. It's like acting, we need somebody else to work off of. We give more credit to people who get you talking (@pizzashill for example) than the actual experts who know about everything (me).

You could always just shit post

To add to this:

This isn't the Bong Imperium, you don't need a goddarn license to post here. Just post whatever the frick you want. This is an incredibly permissive environment. Look at the r-slurred shit in my post history for example:

• David Macauly's Castle - A 1970s documentary that was really good but none of these philistines cared. Whatevs.

• The Refreshments - "Bandito" - A bad song that nobody would ever like except for 1990s nostalgia. The people running this site an most of its users weren't even born in the 1990s.

• "Romanians and Pelasgians" - Not gonna even open that up but it's about my schizo theories of ancient times. Which nobody wants to hear because there's no ancient aliens involved.

• A bunch of stuff related to various asian countries that nobody cared about.

My point is, you aren't going to get canceled here. I come here to get different points of view. If you're a schizo, share that. If you're not, just tell us the local news from where you are. Or take a dramatic story from your real life, change the names, and post it.

You can improve the site by posting in random threads

It's perfectly fine to go through your life with mobile periods. I was doing my usual thing on a phone for like 6 months and nobody noticed. I just took about 4 times longer to type shit in.

Im exclusively a mobile poster

Only !chads use the phone to post

Shut up cute twink

but u just did

You do NOT have to be witty to post on rDrama.

Are you fricking kidding me? I'm really interested in the Philippines. Not tourist shit like how the food is, but how does politics work on your island. You could just post a page of information about the power grid works in your town and I'd read it. Or just take a few pictures around your town. Or your pets. I watch every cat video on @Rad_juju posts and it's just her cats. I mean frick, I've read an encyclopedia worth of @kaamrev's posts about South Africa and I have no connection to the country. I'd love it if you gave us anything.

This is the most non-judgmental community you'll ever find in your life. (Just do NOT ever give up any personal information.)

Neither do I

It's ok as a new aggregator

Trying to parse news with rdrama style headlines

not much else anymore

Chudpocalypse 2.0 inbound

If you aren't logged in, your sidevotes don't carry as much weight.

!male feminists

This. I've said it before but this website is a zoo of disgusting animals. In many ways it's more fun as a lurker. (Until you get addicted to that sweet sweet dramacoin high).

That, and there's an impenetrably r-slurred ideological circlejerk pervading swaths of the site that won't break until Aevann starts chudding with the same impartiality with which he bans people for exploits.

Jew haring 4f rejects

Not hitting the right key and not noticing it. Somebody's been at it too long tonight.

Maybe you should learn something from the muzzies and lay off it for a while.

Remind me again, what war was I supposed to be drafted into? Why would it be a moral failure for me to have gotten hurt in a freak accident?

If you're who I think you are, I get it. I was gonna sign up when I got out of high school. But suddenly that wasn't possible. Derailed the course of my entire life. How in the frick does that make me a bad person? How in the frick do you think that I didn't suffer in those years? There's a heck of a lot of veterans out there who went through really bad shit and they don't waste their lives being pissed off at some worthless cripple on rDrama.

We need a diversity of r-sluration. Diversity is our strength.

I don't really have much to contribute to the conversation because I'm r-slurred and there's already enough r-sluration here to last a lifetime

Honestly we need more flavors of r-slur all the time. I'd suggest pitching in here and finding some gimmick. Say you hate your hometown or something.

!familyman

Thanks for the coins @ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMO, I'm gonna gamble them rn !slots285

None of us here have anything worth saying, but you'll notice that doesn't stop SOME of us.

If you have nothing to say, try to be funny, interesting or, at the very least, obnoxious.

You'll fail 99% of the time (I know I do), but that 1% of the time is why you're even alive.

You're just a bot, otherwise.

Every word that comes out of your mouth is like a diamond.