Voting ends at Noon EST 16th January, where the final winners will be locked in!

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Hello once again, drama enthusiasts, trolls, and unapologetically messy queers,

The nominations are in, the chaos has been tallied, and we've officially whittled down the contenders for this year's Drammy Awards to the top four in each category. That's right, the site's favorite pastime of arguing over absolutely everything is entering its final stage.

But before we get to the nominees, let me remind you: I am still far too lazy to write any of this myself. My ChatGPT-powered assistant (yes, the same one who wrote the first post) is back, and honestly, it's doing a better job than I ever could. Consider this a love letter to capitalism, automation, and my inability to care. If you have complaints, please send them to modmail so we can make fun of you.

The criteria for being chosen for the final round is the same as always:

• The nomination was in the top 4 most voted nominations in its category

• If there were 4 or fewer nominations, then the top N-1 nominations go through instead

Just like last year, only upmarseys were considered and downmarseys were ignored, except to break tie votes.

Best Dramatic IRL Happening

Which IRL dramatic event stuck out the most? Vote now before 2025 gives us a whole new set of disasters.

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616134

Orange Daddy Assassination Attempt (The First One) - 49 votes

Hezbollah BTFO By Pagers - 46 votes

Luigi the CEO Killer - 35 votes

The Rabbi Tunnels Exposé - 30 votes

Best Dramatic Online Happening

From the fiery ashes of Reddit drama to Twitter and Bluesky meltdowns, which online moment left the internet in ruins?

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616139

Elon's H1B Fiasco - 31 votes

Nick Rekieta's Polycule Drug Bust - 28 votes

Bussy Signal's Bluesky Meltdown - 25 votes

Boogie Fake Cancer Hoax - 17 votes

Dramatard of the Year

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Who reigned supreme on /r/Drama this year? Let's crown them before they inevitably get banned.

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616143

Landlord Messiah (@LLM_) - 55 votes

SloppyJosh (@J) - 45 votes

BWC (@BWC) - 35 votes

Dramamine (@Dramamine) - 31 votes

Best rDrama Post

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Which post made you cackle, gasp, or question your life choices the hardest?

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616148

BREAKING NEWS! APPARENTLY THE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL SHOOTER WAS A RW TWT E GIRL WHO E-DATED A FRIEND I KNEW - 33 votes

( @CyberDefenseIndia )

Anyone know the lore on this weirdo dming me? - 14 votes

( @404incorrect )

Please welcome Joshua Ryne Goldberg, who has been out of federal prison for a month - 13 votes

( @ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMO )

Adopted this fatass, 4 y/o abandoned 3 times + obese from neglect. Named him Queerie in memory of Eerie and because he's a ultra rare male calico due to an XXY mutation which technically makes him trans/intersex - 10 votes

( @DWHITE___________DYNAMITE )

Best rDrama Bait

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Which chaos goblin(s) successfully wreaked the most online havoc and left us all in awe of their sweatiness?

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616154

r/FuckLuigiMangione - 43 votes

( @frick, @Aevann )

Culturally Enriching RW Grifters with Big Brahmin Peepee - 25 votes

( @Communist_spez )

Baiting r/skeptic with an rdrama Elon shitpost - 18 votes

( @DWHITE___________DYNAMITE, @kaamrev )

Carp Buckbreaks the Church of Satan - 18 votes

( @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS )

Best rDrama Activist

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Who took our subreddit's energy offline and turned it into IRL drama-fueled activism?

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616161

Claiming Mt. Marcy in honour of the WPD cat - 24 votes

( @Eleganza )

Repping rDrama at Pride - 20 votes

( @Homoshrexual )

Spiderman's Spooky Halloween Encounter - 19 votes

( @Spiderman_2 )

Shilling rDrama To Your Extended Family - 18 votes

( @CHRISTMAS-LOVER-25 )

Best rDrama OC

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Who gifted us the best cursed memes, art, or even videogames this year? The floor is yours.

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616164

Houellebecq's Doodle Collection- 30 votes

( @houellebecq )

Marsey spots a fishy - 24 votes

( @Dramamine )

Marsey dating game - 18 votes

https://html-classic.itch.zone/html/11005166/Marsey%20Dating!/www/index.html

( @CursedDANKmemes )

CSS osu! game - 15 votes

https://rdrama.net/post/326611/css-osu-game-on-youralteregos-profile

( @N )

Marsey of the Year

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Which Marsey emoji ruled them all in 2025? Orange cats deserve justice, and it starts here.

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616167

- 26 votes

( @Gorilla )

- 21 votes

( @McCoxmaul )

- 21 votes

( @Sylveon )

- 21 votes

( @McCoxmaul )

Lolcow of the Year (rDrama)

Which trainwreck among us provided us with an endless supply of milk and secondhand embarrassment?

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616172

@BooMetropolis - 39 votes

@transb-word - 26 votes

@sirpingsalot - 24 votes

@rDramaHistorian 16 votes

Lolcow of the Year (off-site)

Who out there in the wider world completely humiliated themselves for our entertainment?

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616175

Samantha Rupnow - 35 votes

Elon Musk - 30 votes

Stonetoss - 29 votes

Joshua Connor Moon - 21 votes

Janitor of the Year

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Which janny somehow managed to scrape by as the least hated?

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616179

@BWC - 31 votes

@Dramamine - 29 votes

@CyberDefenseIndia - 23 votes

@Marco - 23 votes

@BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS - 23 votes

• Carp and I were exactly tied for 4th place on both upmarseys and downmarseys so frick it, I'm making this one a 5-man final for the best mop wielder.

Voting ends at Noon EST 16th January, where the final winners will be locked in!