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:marseyking: :marseyking: The Drammy Awards 2024 - THE FINAL ROUND! :!marseyking: :!marseyking:

Voting ends at Noon EST 16th January, where the final winners will be locked in!


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Hello once again, drama enthusiasts, trolls, and unapologetically messy queers,

The nominations are in, the chaos has been tallied, and we've officially whittled down the contenders for this year's Drammy Awards to the top four in each category. That's right, the site's favorite pastime of arguing over absolutely everything is entering its final stage.

But before we get to the nominees, let me remind you: I am still far too lazy to write any of this myself. My ChatGPT-powered assistant (yes, the same one who wrote the first post) is back, and honestly, it's doing a better job than I ever could. Consider this a love letter to capitalism, automation, and my inability to care. If you have complaints, please send them to modmail so we can make fun of you.

The criteria for being chosen for the final round is the same as always:

  • The nomination was in the top 4 most voted nominations in its category

  • If there were 4 or fewer nominations, then the top N-1 nominations go through instead

Just like last year, only upmarseys were considered and downmarseys were ignored, except to break tie votes.


:marseypopcorn: Best Dramatic IRL Happening :!marseypopcorn:

Which IRL dramatic event stuck out the most? Vote now before 2025 gives us a whole new set of disasters.

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616134

:marseytrumpss: Orange Daddy Assassination Attempt (The First One) :marseytrumpfistpump: - 49 votes

:marseyflaglebanon: Hezbollah BTFO By Pagers :marseypager: - 46 votes

:luigidance: Luigi the CEO Killer :marseyceokiller: - 35 votes

:marseysaluteisrael: The Rabbi Tunnels Exposé :chadjew2: - 30 votes


:marseypopcorn: Best Dramatic Online Happening :!marseypopcorn:

From the fiery ashes of Reddit drama to Twitter and Bluesky meltdowns, which online moment left the internet in ruins?

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616139

:marseyelonmusk: Elon's H1B Fiasco :marseytunaktunak: - 31 votes

:marseysuit: Nick Rekieta's Polycule Drug Bust :marseydrunk: - 28 votes

:marseyreportmaxxer: Bussy Signal's Bluesky Meltdown :marseybluecheck: - 25 votes

:marseybreastcancer: Boogie Fake Cancer Hoax :marseychonker2: - 17 votes


:marseyking: Dramatard of the Year :!marseyking:

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Who reigned supreme on /r/Drama this year? Let's crown them before they inevitably get banned.

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616143

:marseycapitalistmanlet: Landlord Messiah (@LLM_) :!marseycapitalistmanlet: - 55 votes

:marseymao: SloppyJosh (@J) :!marseymao: - 45 votes

:brazilaryan: BWC (@BWC) :!brazilaryan: - 35 votes

:marseyrustyventure: Dramamine (@Dramamine) :!marseyrustyventure: - 31 votes


:marseystars: Best rDrama Post :!marseystars:

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Which post made you cackle, gasp, or question your life choices the hardest?

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616148

:marseyarthoe8: BREAKING NEWS! APPARENTLY THE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL SHOOTER WAS A RW TWT E GIRL WHO E-DATED A FRIEND I KNEW :marseyshooter: - 33 votes

( @CyberDefenseIndia )

:marseyspal: Anyone know the lore on this weirdo dming me? :marseyspalslurp: - 14 votes

( @404incorrect )

:madotsukidance: Please welcome Joshua Ryne Goldberg, who has been out of federal prison for a month :madotsukivomit: - 13 votes

( @ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMO )

:marseyeerie1: Adopted this fatass, 4 y/o abandoned 3 times + obese from neglect. Named him Queerie in memory of Eerie and because he's a ultra rare male calico due to an XXY mutation which technically makes him trans/intersex :!marseyeerie2: - 10 votes

( @DWHITE___________DYNAMITE )


:marseycarpfisherman: Best rDrama Bait :!marseycarpfisherman:

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Which chaos goblin(s) successfully wreaked the most online havoc and left us all in awe of their sweatiness?

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616154

:luigirotate: r/FuckLuigiMangione :luigidizzy: - 43 votes

( @frick, @Aevann )

:marseytunaktunak: Culturally Enriching RW Grifters with Big Brahmin Peepee :marseysaluteindia: - 25 votes

( @Communist_spez )

:marseydarwin: Baiting r/skeptic with an rdrama Elon shitpost :marseyamazingatheist: - 18 votes

( @DWHITE___________DYNAMITE, @kaamrev )

:carpdevil: Carp Buckbreaks the Church of Satan :pepedevil: - 18 votes

( @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS )


:marseyletsgo: Best rDrama Activist :!marseyletsgo:

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Who took our subreddit's energy offline and turned it into IRL drama-fueled activism?

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616161

:marseymountaineer: Claiming Mt. Marcy in honour of the WPD cat :marseysherpa: - 24 votes

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17367010889FHeIQCLj-EFLw.webp

( @Eleganza )

:marseylgbtflag3: Repping rDrama at Pride :marseycock: - 20 votes

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736701088o0wj0q7ndo1ndg.webp

( @Homoshrexual )

:marseyspiderman2: Spiderman's Spooky Halloween Encounter :marseywitch2: - 19 votes

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736701088qiyfTN5tPLt77w.webp

( @Spiderman_2 )

:marseyxd: Shilling rDrama To Your Extended Family :marseyfamily: - 18 votes

( @CHRISTMAS-LOVER-25 )


:!marseypainter: Best rDrama OC :marseypainter:

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Who gifted us the best cursed memes, art, or even videogames this year? The floor is yours.

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616164

Houellebecq's Doodle Collection- 30 votes

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736701259SuUXzlqonWgcNA.webp

( @houellebecq )

Marsey spots a fishy - 24 votes

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736701088BqQ-hr6UOWDAaw.webp

( @Dramamine )

Marsey dating game - 18 votes

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736701259FrQHBvHJ7mwB8g.webp

https://html-classic.itch.zone/html/11005166/Marsey%20Dating!/www/index.html

( @CursedDANKmemes )

CSS osu! game - 15 votes

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736701259xnrDAsOmW8QUfQ.webp

https://rdrama.net/post/326611/css-osu-game-on-youralteregos-profile

( @N )


:marseylove::marseylove::marseylove: Marsey of the Year :!marseylove::!marseylove::!marseylove:

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Which Marsey emoji ruled them all in 2025? Orange cats deserve justice, and it starts here.

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616167

:#marseycoinride: - 26 votes

( @Gorilla )

:#marseysike: - 21 votes

( @McCoxmaul )

:#marseyladybug: - 21 votes

( @Sylveon )

:#marseymath: - 21 votes

( @McCoxmaul )


:marseylolcow: Lolcow of the Year (rDrama) :!marseylolcow:

Which trainwreck among us provided us with an endless supply of milk and secondhand embarrassment?

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616172

:marseymugshot: @BooMetropolis :madotsukidance: - 39 votes

:marseytrans2: @transb-word :marseytransattentionseeker: - 26 votes

:marseyspalslurp: @sirpingsalot :marseyfrozenchosenchokespal: - 24 votes

:marseyrdramahistorianschizo: @rDramaHistorian :!marseyrdramahistorianschizo: 16 votes


:marseycow: Lolcow of the Year (off-site) :!marseycow:

Who out there in the wider world completely humiliated themselves for our entertainment?

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616175

:femcel: Samantha Rupnow :marseyeric: - 35 votes

:!marseyelonmusk: Elon Musk :chadmusk: - 30 votes

:marseystonetoss: Stonetoss :marseyburgers: - 29 votes

:marseynull: Joshua Connor Moon :!marseynullautism: - 21 votes


:marseyjanny2: Janitor of the Year :!marseyjanny2:

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Which janny somehow managed to scrape by as the least hated?

Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616179

:brazilaryan: @BWC :brazilaryan: - 31 votes

:marseyrustyventure: @Dramamine :!marseyrustyventure: - 29 votes

:!marseytunaktunak: @CyberDefenseIndia :marseykaiser: - 23 votes

:!marseybloodborne: @Marco :marseybloodborne: - 23 votes

:!carp: @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS :carp: - 23 votes

  • Carp and I were exactly tied for 4th place on both upmarseys and downmarseys so frick it, I'm making this one a 5-man final for the best mop wielder.

Voting ends at Noon EST 16th January, where the final winners will be locked in!

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:marseyjanny2: Janitor of the Year :!marseyjanny2:

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!followers !oldstrags !badgemaxxers !jinxthinkers vote for Dramamine, because he's the least pretentious active dramatard badgemaxxer and GOOD poster who happens to have a mop and didn't nominate himself or pingspam self-servingly

:obamathumbsup#: he probably doesn't condone this endorsement either which is why you should vote for him

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I refuse to vote for a fricking janny !teaparty

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Rusty venture hands typed this


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**crusty juggler hands

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:#jinxthinkerhesright:

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I'm voting for @BWC because he threatened to steal my car if I didn't :marseyladybugitsover:

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its all good, unless he wins by like 1 vote, then its all your fault :marseycool:

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Oh okay!

:marseypixel:

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Can i vote an additional 4 times pwease

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:#brazilaryantalking:

:#marseytearfulsalute: :#marseysalutebrasil: :#marseyladybugkneelsalute: :#marseysaluteusa:

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Hang on, aren't all of our jannies just AI I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLs?

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!followers you know who to pick

me!!!!

I have held countless events, gayops, pinned :marseypin: :marseypin: yalls post, and even community :marseypluribusanus: :marseypluribusanus: noted shit with rdramas name on it cuh

Im the #1 janny :marseytlsm: :marseymoplicker: cuh

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vote cyberdefenseindia

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Yeah you're actually the only janny worth a darn.

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pinned yalls post

exactly why you shouldn't win. :hmph:

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:marseycringe#: white extinction is long overdue (this means d*nes)

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What's up?

@Grue stand with ukraine

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  • DestoryerCarbine : Did you see the west :marseyaware: I literally couldn't keep my eyes on you for even five secs

Neighbor tried making fun of my soviet build when the most he did was manage to take Kiev.

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!friendsofcarp

do not frick this up

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carp is my waifu

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There really is no competition here. I follow only one fish, and one fish is my favorite.

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The choice :marseydarkspez: is obvious :marseyoctopus3: for me


:fawfulcopter:

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This is tough. If it's janitor as a user, I'd have gone with BWC, but janitor as a janitor? It's carp :marseyshrug:

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>voting on merit instead of feels

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@BWC is the people's janitor :marseymacacosalute:

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Ah fuc it im in this poll but im votin for the gote @Dramamine

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17187151446911044.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735584487Pd3ql1pai5_mfA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177781034384797.webp

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!builtfor @BWC cause white extinction is long overdue!

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@Marco

>4 votes

:marseyfurry: :#marseydicklet:

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I haven't been here all year, I'm surprised I was even nominated tbh

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I thought that's why you were nominated.

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Add AJAB to the list or I'm not voting :#marseyindignant:

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Voting whoever is in first to spite C4rp :#marseyfuckyou:

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:marseycow: Lolcow of the Year (off-site) :!marseycow:

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ScrotElon. Not even close.

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Elon is the lolcow of the millennium. Imagine being the richest man in history (cope, Mansa Musa-cels), and instead of focusing on running your companies and banging underaged prostitutes, you become obsessed with spreading 15 year-old edgelord memes, and undermining elected foreign governments.

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undermining elected foreign governments.

That part's pretty based ngl


:marseybooba:

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Yeah. That's what super rich always do, I don't see how that's a criticism in any way. Other than the form he used.

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This is a heck of a selection :marseyclapping: :marseyopera: !metashit

@Aevann since all of the lolcows in selection are banned this year can the winner be unbanned as a prize :marseyshy:

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@BooMetropolis gets dramatard of the year for actually being a dramatard.

lolcow award should go to all the whiny, crying cute twinks who wanted these people banned.

!commenters !metashit

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Yeah some of these people aren't lolcows, they're actually vindictive doxxers

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Why did he get banned anyways? I wasn't active on here when it happened.

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For :marseyairquotes: threatening :marseyairquotes: to dox someone, but I think what really did him in was constantly complaining to the jannies via DMs.

!metashit, why did @BooMetropolis get banned?

:capytatsugiri: :!marseyglancing!:

Weird capy.

It's this:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17290913770753329.webp

Asking someone if they want to help with doxing someone. Not even doXXXing.

Lame lame lame lame capyvan.

!metashit, nevermind. After 2 minutes of hard work, I figured it out. :marseyemojismilemouthcoldsweat:

Awful trade too. We lose one of the best !dramatards to appease a groomercordBIPOC who doesn't contribute anything to the site. Nothing.

@jesus, I remember why I hate groomercordBIPOCs again.

:manulburn: :marseyflamethrower:

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Not even doXXXing

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736711676GT8rKIoI-ZvWhA.webp

to appease a zoomercord user

Patsy was banned at the time so there was nobody to appease, Aevann just hates nasty dirty doxxers.

!metashit !dramatards @jesus Sneedles is misinformationmaxxing to get his way! :marseyshook:

Silly Sneedles!

:@ubiepat#:

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KILL ALL GROOMERCORDBIPOCS

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:cope#:

@Grue stand with Ukraine

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:marseygroomertalking#: and its EVERYTHING

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Patsy's back, you dumb twink.

And Moonboy still shouldn't have been permabanned. :marseyindignant:

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Doesn't count, he didn't make any toothless ultimatums which you well know just annoys our Pharaoh instead of bending him :marseyjam:

And sure. I just prefer to be honest that I'm a godless savage that'd prefer no permabans of real users

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to appease a zoomercord user

Patsy was banned at the time so there was nobody to appease, Aevann just hates nasty dirty doxxers.

having principles and rules is apparently incomphrehensible to 90% of the ppl here, there has to be an ulterior motive!!! *sips tea*

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@i_onIy_downmarsey_bad_posts can't entirely blame them for assuming jannies don't have principles tbh

They're beaten dogs that think all bearded men will hit them

@i_onIy_downmarsey_bad_posts stand with ukraine

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it was a personal execution by aevann but I forgot why

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I just explained why!!!

:tayaaa:

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I just explained why!!!

:tayaaa:

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:#marseyhesright: fatsy isn't dramatic, he's just stupid. white extinction is long overdue!

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he was trying to dox patsy or at least find a means to dox him to get back at him for calling him a libertarian after patsy already got banned for baiting him by making jokes that he was a libertarian

he made an r-slured postmortem longpost on his blog complete with jannychat logs including advice from yours truly

google this to read his tranifesto

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736711763rL8Bu9IODhh5zw.webp

he also gloated and smugposted about getting patsy banned for calling him a libertarian even though he whined and cryed and bitched about being called a libertarianphilic libertarian literally nonstop for like 4 weeks

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Convicted felon Joshua Goldberg taking online way too seriously and taking it into the real world? That doesn't seem like something he would do...

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trans :marseylgbtflag5: bich literally :marseyme: tried to coup the site,,,

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Queen shit

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Fake news tho

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:marseybooba:

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:#marseyspal: :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

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@transb-word may be gone, but her nipples linger on....

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:marseylove::marseylove::marseylove: Marsey of the Year :!marseylove::!marseylove::!marseylove:

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For non ants:

:#marseycoinride: :#marseysike: :#marseyladybug: :#marseymath:

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This is tough, they're all so good


:marseybooba:

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It's really the only category that matters, brings attention to all nominees that generally deserve it.

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Ladybug cool. But marsey riding that capy is hot :marseynut:

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Different strokes for different folks, I guess...

I'd rather frick the Marsey ladybug.

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Personally I'm considering which one I'm going to use the most in the future and that's gonna be :#marseymath:

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:!marseypainter: Best rDrama OC :marseypainter:

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Don't know what any of this means. Just gonna wing it.

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Please take this seriously.

:marseyunamused:

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:marseyletsgo: Best rDrama Activist :!marseyletsgo:

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:marseybooba:

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Which one is you? I already voted for the mountain climber. But I'm open to changing votes. For the right price :marseyevilgrin:

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Marsey at Pride :marseylgbtflag3:


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Okay, I changed my vote from the mountain to your naked peepee post (fr no cap).

To be clear, you sending me 5k marsey coins had nothing to do with it. I changed my vote because, in hindsight, the mountain guy went for a walk, while you documented nude peepee in the streets in the name of marsey.

You deserve to win king :marseyembrace:

Tbh, I just didn't recall your post as well (despite upmarseying it at the time).

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Holy shit. As impressive as the flag was, sending Bardfinn Halloween candy was even better.

I love how unlike 4chan and especially KiwiFarms, rDrama doesn't torment our pet :marseytrain: with anonymous swattings or pizzabombings, rather we just give her a nice pot of candy in person.

This sort of wholesomeness will always get my upmarsey.... :marseyembrace:

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!fitness !grasstouchers vote Mt. Marcy

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:#marseymountaineer: :#marseyagree:

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These are all too good to choose between. You all outdid yourselves!

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agree this award should be like tripled / split three ways because I feel bad for anyone I dont vote for

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:marseycarpfisherman: Best rDrama Bait :!marseycarpfisherman:

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The church :marseystainedglass: of satan :marsey666black: replies to anyone (sorry car, still lub yuo)

Rfckluigimangione dodnt do jack shit other than get mentioned on some big whenthe posts. Only reason its here is cuz every dramanaut participated

Rskeptic was awesome :marseymirror:

The brahmin :marseyjewofthesubcontinent: one got hundreds of thousands of views but we still dont know his identity :marseyremember:

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https://media.tenor.com/vSurr5qFOOUAAAAx/luigi-super-mario.webp


:marseybooba:

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:#luigidance:

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:marseystars: Best rDrama Post :!marseystars:

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Has to be Joshua Ryne Goldberg @BooMetropolis. Bardfinn seethed about this guy for years. He was her main example of identity extremism on reddit. Then he gets out and joins rDrama? Hilarious :marseychefkiss:

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Josh was cool but like

The post itself wasnt :marseyavril3: much special :marseychristmastree:

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!followers select the first :marseywinner: option :marseytrolleyproblemdrift:

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vote FIRST

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!marseytwitter vote for the top

This happened in our neck of wood

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!incels gas the first :marseywinner: one

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Wow, we had no impressive posts this year!

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There were plenty of good effortposts this year, it's just that nobody nominated/voted for them in the first round :marseyindignant:

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:marseyking: Dramatard of the Year :!marseyking:

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(made @CrossTalkPM)

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!metashit !cuteandvalid i dont really care about being able to harass redditors tbh so i voted bwc, he's kinda funny sometimes at least. i'll never unmute him or let him into any of my ping groups though.

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:na#:

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!metashit vote BWC or Dramamine don't let blatant janny interference win

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A vote for @J keeps the carp away!

:#marseyfluffy:

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:#marseyfluffyannoyed:

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VOTE FOR BWC

VOTE 69!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17209159736932783.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17239500109992058.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1719782686065726.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173736932818007.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17048432040485847.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173863403005548.webp !followers !macacos !r-slurs !metashit

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Deal

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I love @BWC 🥰

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Vote for me and i will give you (if i win)

1. more pings per hour

2. Double the karma limits

3. Include the reason we didnt ping in the comment body.

!friendsofcrosstalkpm

!superfriendsofcrosstalkpm

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Give the pooner some support

https://rdrama.net/post/332638/marseytrain2-gets-mad-about-people-using/7616347#context

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will u add twitter support too?

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I will, but id do all of the above and that anyways so feel no obligation. Im not holdong crosstalk hostage to the results of the election

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:marseykneel:

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Cheating.

!followers VOTE @BWC for a brighter TOMORROW!

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It's insane that you're not sweeping and really undermines the entire process here


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Shoe on the other foot dramanaughts (even me) would vote for the non endorced candidate even if the other guy was pizzashill

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Sorry bro but frick jannies

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Were cool but bwc is a jannie too

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Frick

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dramamine is a janny as well

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Its completely rigged :marseymindblown:

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Frick

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I already did this bit :marseysad:

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Lol sorry bro would have voted for you if you weren't endorsed

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!metashit !commenters why tf is LLM here and why are ppl voting for him, what did he do this year :marseyconfused2:

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I have no idea who the other people are though

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Also the other choices suck lol. Like moonmetropolis might have a chance but BWC just posts cuck porn 24/7, he's not even dramatic

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@CrossTalkPM (@J) is worth the dramatard of the year, cross-site pinging is a pipe dream come true

!metashit !masterbaiters !commenters

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What do the jannies have against @BWC winning? Why are they anti-gay cuck porn? Follow the money.

!commenters

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Let the voters vote goddarn…

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https://media.tenor.com/gMEPwzxdZxEAAAAx/osho-democracy.webp

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Why is this even a vote then why not just pick the people you want

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next time

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lol

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It's marcos fault I know "J" Idk who the frick "SloppyJosh" is

This is like 2000 Florida :marseyflagflorida:

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@Aevann @Marco lol he makes a fricking good point

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So true bestie

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I agree.

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Agreed but it wasn't a choice


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey merry new year

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BBC is an overdone and unfunny :marseycricket: meme

we left dat shie not in 2024, BUT IN 2023!

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:#marseyscared:

!chuds !nonchuds election interference/intimidation

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cant let the "wrong" person win

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This is exactly what's happening

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shut up LOSER

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Jewish lives matter! in the context of electoral interference.

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He baited :marseybait: a big youtuber :marseyyoutube: into promoting his kontent

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The twitter bullshit. The others are literallywhos.

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Can we coominate coom for worst gimmick poster ever? All he does is just spam coom everywhere. Trans lives matter

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Please post

COOM

to use my name

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No. Trans lives matter

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COOM

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I like his Twitter trolling even if he's a wingcucks. He made a whole account from a photoshopped frick bikes pic.

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He's making tens of thousands of dollars being a shithead on twitter, he is an IDOL

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Ok I changed to @BWC cause of his immense meme folder and BBC posting

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Twitter gayops

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he doesnt do gayops, he posts political misinformation on twitter for money and then reposts it here to get more engagement (and more money) on it, hes literally a journ*list promoting himself here

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That is drama though? Like if that gay mormon furry who's name alludes me because I just woke up was more active here posting his stuff and interacting with the community the same way LLM then he'd be in the running just the same.

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eludes*

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:wholesome award:

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Found 52 Coins!

That worked out nicely

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yeah those extra 15 views @_its_been_a_good_run get from rdrama is the only reason @_its_been_a_good_run post here.. nevermind the posts already have thousands of views and hundreds of comments... its the 15 extra views @_its_been_a_good_run really need

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Yes that is funny

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THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL COMMENT IN THE NOMINATION THREAD WHICH WAS HIGHLY UPMARSEYD:

>NOT TOO BRAG, BUT WHO ELSE CAN SAY THEY'VE BEEN RETWEETED BY ALEX JONES, HAD A 5-MINUTE TWEET BREAKDOWN IN A CONTRAPOINTS VIDEO, BEEN CITED IN MULTIPLE NEWS ARTICLES, BUILT A MASSIVE FOLLOWING OF CHUDS, AND SOMEHOW BECOME A KEY VOICE IN THE POLITICAL SCENE OF A MAJOR CITY?THAT'S WHY @LLM_ DESERVE IT 😌

BUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT @LLM_ GUESS YOU CAN RIG IT AND TAG EVERYPONY THAT VOTED FOR @LLM_ TOO GET THEM TOO CHANGE THEIR VOTES. KINDA LAME BUT IT'S YOU'RE SITE

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none of this had anything to do with rdrama tho

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Lmfao is the criteria "which user brought you more traffic which helps line you're pockets" or which user has created dramatic happenings. Idk maybe just let the people vote or disqualify @LLM_ I guess.

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shorty, the only reason ppl voted for u is bc theyre r-slurs and didnt recognize SloppyJosh is J

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@LLM_ is dropping out. You're a sore loser. Remove @LLM_'s name @LLM_ don't want you're stupid award.

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election theft and January 6th was sooo last week

communism will win

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Only reason is because users didn't vote for who you wanted.

you're like that kid at the playground that takes their ball home when they're losing. Pathetic.

@LLM_ dropped out because this shit is fricking rigged

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:#marseypopcorn:

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This is taking advantage of the mentally disabled (BPD). Funny tho :marseyagree:

@Grue stand with Ukraine

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LLM IS THE ONE TRUE KING

I'm not voting unless you add a "none of the above" option :#marseyindignant:

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Black lives matter

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the hissy fit you are throwing is hilarious

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if jannies can rig it then its not a real race. Its just who the jannies want. its great huh

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:#marse!ybooing: BIPOC!

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@LLM_ is sorry but if this shit is gonna be rigged because the site creator wants someone else then @LLM_ want 0 part of it

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Pathetic :marseypathetic2: You should have fought to the end

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@_its_been_a_good_run was easily winning so in @_its_been_a_good_run's mind @_its_been_a_good_run already won.. but @_its_been_a_good_run is not gonna be part of this rigged election, they can give it too someone else.. just know when they announce the winner, it was a sham election.. its like Putin announcing he won the election because the person that ran against him is dead..

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This is literally true lmfaoo

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He brought down the corrupt fascist government of Mayor Wu.

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What has anyone else done? The mayor wu stuff has been consistently entertaining. He has pissed off chuds and nonchuds.


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey merry new year

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he made MONEY :marseyrabbitnewyear2: NEIGHBOR! KEEP UP!

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He got retweeted by Alex Jones :alexjones:

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He's our most famous :marseycatbert2: and attractive person :marseywall: here. Probably the tallest tbh.

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He got, like, super famous or sth?

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I've enjoyed his twitter griftpost updates and slowly escalating forays into not-quite-mainstream online relevance in local politics. I would have voted for @Dramamine if @LLM_ hadn't posted that look inside rightoid outrage generating machine last week.

https://rdrama.net/h/countryclub/post/331339/-

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Twitter stuff

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You shouldn't get an award for having automatic pins, it games the system

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3 reasons i voted for LLM:

(I ) I didnt come here for a bulk of the year, especially the last months, therefore I didnt see much of the work of the other guys, other than BWC's gay porn.

(II) recency bias. I came back, saw 3 posts about the twitter account and they made ne laugh. I think that counts as dedication to the cause.

(III) I'm an r-slur, and that should weight in on this decision since only r-slurs use this site.

With this being said, because of (I), I'll cast my vote for the dramatard with less votes at this time to give him a fighting chance.

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None.

How are any of these !dramatards?

@LandlordMessiah @LLM_ posts wingcuck "bait" on twitter (he's a boring rightoid). @J made some good bots, but he generally posts rightoid nonsense (no drama, just sneed). @BWC is a soyteen what's new. And @Dramamine is on here because... ????

!metashit, another shit entry for the rdrama awards. We need to ban half the users and start over again.

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I HAVE BEEN A DRAMATARD SINCE THE /r/DRAMA DAYS

I AM THE BIGGEST DRAMATARD IN HERE BECAUSE NEITHER OF THESE CHUDS ARE OGS LIKE HOW I AM :#soyjaktantrumfast:

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Its the fricking good bots for me, that counts as benefiting the fricking site and more than the fricking rest

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You get an upmarsey, and that's it.

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dramatard of the year isnt "i made a bot"... its who's caused the most noise.. do 10% of the people you're bot pings even come here? Also in the days of ChatGPT anyone can code lmao so its not even that impressive, @_its_been_a_good_run on the other hand, ive been RT'd by Alex Jones, make thousands of dollars for shitposting... you do it for free.. heck you might have even paid if you have ChatGPT paid plan

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voted :marseyblm:

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!followers !zoochads vote for @J and vote specifically against @BWC if you don't wanna vote for @J

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!downmarseyrs !followers !metashit bear in mind that literal fricking zoophile sadists are my main enemies in this forum, another irrefutable proof that I am on the right side of hxstory :marseytruthnuke: !truthnuke

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Shouldn't have gone against the best user on this site :#gigachad2:

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:#marseycoomer3:

But I guess @Dramamine for his jinx posts :marseyembrace:

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:marseydownvote:

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:#marseyfluffyannoyed:

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!enemiesofkong

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did llm even use the site in the past year

not even joking lol

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@Marco Can you put /J or something for SloppyJosh I don't know these peeps original names :marseyconfused2: I was like who the frick is that

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Got capy to fix it :marseythumbsup:

That was my bad, I kinda assumed everyone knew J as SloppyJosh, like how everyone remembers X as Chīobu

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LLM made good stuff but doesnt deserve the "dramatard of the year" title because he did it all offsite and did nothing FOR rdrama :marseydramawar: with his newfound fame

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!macacos quando isso acabar quem tiver votado em alguém que não seja o @BWC será morto na vida real

Furry rights are human rights

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@BWC 2026! Iguana vice

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Have you guys considered r-slur tho

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Where is khaos

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Dogshit options tbh.

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J because i heard of xir and xe has the best bots i know of here

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:marseypopcorn: Best Dramatic Online Happening :!marseypopcorn:

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Signal is very underrated with these votes because nobody here actually :marseynerd3: cares about Bluesky, but seriously :marseybruh2: people there :marseycheerup: are literally :marseyme: treating him as gigahitler. thousands upon thousands of posts calling him a murderer, calling for his murder, desperately calling out anyone who has ever interacted with him

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Agreed, the Signal thing was pretty yuge for internet drama.

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Recency bias is going :marseysalmaid: to steal :marseytrumpitsoverwereback: this but it should :marseynorm: be Boogie's cancer :marseymetokur: thing. From Mr Rogers :marseyelliotrodger: of YouTube :marseykingharkinian: to having LAIR tattooed :marsey69: on his face and screaming :marseymonsterpenisshadow: about how his mom "twitted his tipples" to try and change the subject :marseyjurisdiction: from his obvious :marseyoctopus2: lie of a diagnosis :marseydoctor:


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Nah his "mr rogers :marseyelliotrodger3: of youtube" shtick had been dead for years already he had been begging :marseybeanpleading: and grifting for years, already had so many controversies and had revealed himself :marseytedbackstab: to be a greedy :marseybadgejewgold: degenerate :marseyvorezombiewolf:

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True that a lot of people knew he was a scumbag but the cancer :marseyhitchens: thing opened everyone's eyes and had the whole Internet :marseystopposting: pooping on him


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:marseysleep:

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But okay Elon vs Maga

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:marseypopcorn: Best Dramatic IRL Happening :!marseypopcorn:

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The pager thing will be studied by counter terrorism groups for decades but orange daddy nearly getting shot has to win.


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:marsey#pager:

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I know it won't win but my conscience demands I vote for the tunnel jews

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Reported by:

If it wasnt :marseyavril3: such a dramatic year, the tunnel :marseyhole: Jews would :marseywood: have been the dramatic happening :marseybongoukraine: of a lifetime


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:#marseytrumpfistpump:

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Why is are there two @McCoxmaul marseys but none of mine smh

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Control F Formerlurk

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:#marseyitsover:

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Control F Holly_Jolly_Kong

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:#marseyitsoverhappy:

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Good :marseyevilgrin: :marseydisconcerting:

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Skill issue

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Your name comes up a lot because you left 200 comments :marseysmughips:

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Where :marseyconfused:

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Being nominated for any of these awards is about the clearest sign you should keep yourself safe so there's that at least :marseypraying:

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But I wasn't nominated :marseycry:

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:marseyhesright#:

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^ here

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^ and here

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Write-in vote for @_its_been_a_good_run

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The argument is that while it's possible to argue for some entity in Tolkien's cosmos to be known to be "transgender" due to a corruption of their nature, whether or not their "transgenderness" is inherently a quality of their nature or a corruption of their nature is inscrutable to all but the entity themselves and possibly Ilúvatar, but that even if some other entity perceives it to be due to corruption, that per Ilúvatar (or this narrator's representations of the words of Ilúvatar, being the narration given by Pengolodh), that such is mere perception, and that ultimately all that which Men do translates to the completion and perfection of the work.

That Men (those of the race of Men) have a necessary inherent quality which redeems them and their actions, a part of their nature which they express (and which, in our parlance, no one can judge). Even the Creator refuses to condemn it - only celebrates it.

And IMNSHO Pengolodh (the narrator) is Tolkien's self-insert for the purpose of narration.

So "trans people don't exist / aren't valid" isn't an argument from axioms in the universe of Middle Earth. That's related to, but separate from, "here's a trans person in Middle Earth", which to my knowledge isn't in evidence. I want to be argued away from that / be proven wrong.


I wrote the analysis because using Tolkien's Middle Earth to say "Tolkien says trans rights" is using his cosmos as an allegory, which he alternately declaims and claims (the "it's not an allegory to WWII" claim and the "It's the story of Christianity in an alternate universe" claim - both detailed elsewhere). So it's a viable avenue of argumentation - if he's going to deconstruct and then orthogonalise the precepts of Christianity into an alternate history, then we can deconstruct and orthogonalise the precepts of that cosmogony back to ours.

Snapshots:

/r/Drama:

https://html-classic.itch.zone/html/11005166/Marsey%20Dating!/www/index.html:

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