Voting ends at Noon EST 16th January, where the final winners will be locked in!
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Hello once again, drama enthusiasts, trolls, and unapologetically messy queers,
The nominations are in, the chaos has been tallied, and we've officially whittled down the contenders for this year's Drammy Awards to the top four in each category. That's right, the site's favorite pastime of arguing over absolutely everything is entering its final stage.
But before we get to the nominees, let me remind you: I am still far too lazy to write any of this myself. My ChatGPT-powered assistant (yes, the same one who wrote the first post) is back, and honestly, it's doing a better job than I ever could. Consider this a love letter to capitalism, automation, and my inability to care. If you have complaints, please send them to modmail so we can make fun of you.
The criteria for being chosen for the final round is the same as always:
The nomination was in the top 4 most voted nominations in its category
If there were 4 or fewer nominations, then the top N-1 nominations go through instead
Just like last year, only upmarseys were considered and downmarseys were ignored, except to break tie votes.
Best Dramatic IRL Happening
Which IRL dramatic event stuck out the most? Vote now before 2025 gives us a whole new set of disasters.
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616134
Orange Daddy Assassination Attempt (The First One) 
- 49 votes
Hezbollah BTFO By Pagers 
- 46 votes
Luigi the CEO Killer 
- 35 votes
The Rabbi Tunnels ExposΓ© 
- 30 votes
Best Dramatic Online Happening
From the fiery ashes of Reddit drama to Twitter and Bluesky meltdowns, which online moment left the internet in ruins?
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616139
Elon's H1B Fiasco 
- 31 votes
Nick Rekieta's Polycule Drug Bust 
- 28 votes
Bussy Signal's Bluesky Meltdown 
- 25 votes
Boogie Fake Cancer Hoax 
- 17 votes
Dramatard of the Year
$50,000 mbux + Profile Badge
Who reigned supreme on /r/Drama this year? Let's crown them before they inevitably get banned.
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616143
Landlord Messiah (
@LLM_) - 55 votes
SloppyJosh (
@J) - 45 votes
BWC (
@BWC) - 35 votes
Dramamine (
@Dramamine) - 31 votes
Best rDrama Post
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Which post made you cackle, gasp, or question your life choices the hardest?
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616148
BREAKING NEWS! APPARENTLY THE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL SHOOTER WAS A RW TWT E GIRL WHO E-DATED A FRIEND I KNEW 
- 33 votes
Anyone know the lore on this weirdo dming me? 
- 14 votes
( @404incorrect )
Please welcome Joshua Ryne Goldberg, who has been out of federal prison for a month 
- 13 votes
Adopted this fatass, 4 y/o abandoned 3 times + obese from neglect. Named him Queerie in memory of Eerie and because he's a ultra rare male calico due to an XXY mutation which technically makes him trans/intersex 
- 10 votes
( @DWHITE___________DYNAMITE )
Best rDrama Bait
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Which chaos goblin(s) successfully wreaked the most online havoc and left us all in awe of their sweatiness?
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616154
r/FuckLuigiMangione 
- 43 votes
Culturally Enriching RW Grifters with Big Brahmin Peepee 
- 25 votes
( @Communist_spez )
Baiting r/skeptic with an rdrama Elon shitpost 
- 18 votes
( @DWHITE___________DYNAMITE,
@kaamrev )
Carp Buckbreaks the Church of Satan 
- 18 votes
Best rDrama Activist
$25,000 mbux + Profile Badge
Who took our subreddit's energy offline and turned it into IRL drama-fueled activism?
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616161
Claiming Mt. Marcy in honour of the WPD cat 
- 24 votes
( @Eleganza )
Repping rDrama at Pride 
- 20 votes
( @Homoshrexual )
Spiderman's Spooky Halloween Encounter 
- 19 votes
( @Spiderman_2 )
Shilling rDrama To Your Extended Family 
- 18 votes
Best rDrama OC
$15,000 mbux + Profile Badge
Who gifted us the best cursed memes, art, or even videogames this year? The floor is yours.
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616164
Houellebecq's Doodle Collection- 30 votes
( @houellebecq )
Marsey spots a fishy - 24 votes
( @Dramamine )
Marsey dating game - 18 votes
https://html-classic.itch.zone/html/11005166/Marsey%20Dating!/www/index.html
( @CursedDANKmemes )
CSS osu! game - 15 votes
https://rdrama.net/post/326611/css-osu-game-on-youralteregos-profile
( @N )
Marsey of the Year
$10,000 mbux + Profile Badge
Which Marsey emoji ruled them all in 2025? Orange cats deserve justice, and it starts here.
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616167
- 26 votes
( @Gorilla )
- 21 votes
( @McCoxmaul )
- 21 votes
( @Sylveon )
- 21 votes
( @McCoxmaul )
Lolcow of the Year (rDrama)
Which trainwreck among us provided us with an endless supply of milk and secondhand embarrassment?
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616172
@BooMetropolis - 39 votes
@transb-word 
- 26 votes
@sirpingsalot 
- 24 votes
@rDramaHistorian 16 votes
Lolcow of the Year (off-site)
Who out there in the wider world completely humiliated themselves for our entertainment?
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616175
Samantha Rupnow 
- 35 votes
Elon Musk 
- 30 votes
Stonetoss 
- 29 votes
Joshua Connor Moon 
- 21 votes
Janitor of the Year
$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge
Which janny somehow managed to scrape by as the least hated?
Vote here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7616179
@BWC - 31 votes
@Dramamine - 29 votes
@CyberDefenseIndia 
- 23 votes
@Marco - 23 votes
@BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS - 23 votes
- Carp and I were exactly tied for 4th place on both upmarseys and downmarseys so frick it, I'm making this one a 5-man final for the best mop wielder.
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THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL COMMENT IN THE NOMINATION THREAD WHICH WAS HIGHLY UPMARSEYD:
BUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT
@LLM_ GUESS YOU CAN RIG IT AND TAG EVERYPONY THAT VOTED FOR 
@LLM_ TOO GET THEM TOO CHANGE THEIR VOTES. KINDA LAME BUT IT'S YOU'RE SITE
@LLM_ love sucking peepee
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none of this had anything to do with rdrama tho
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Lmfao is the criteria "which user brought you more traffic which helps line you're pockets" or which user has created dramatic happenings. Idk maybe just let the people vote or disqualify @LLM_ I guess.
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shorty, the only reason ppl voted for u is bc theyre r-slurs and didnt recognize SloppyJosh is J
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@LLM_ is dropping out. You're a sore loser. Remove @LLM_'s name @LLM_ don't want you're stupid award.
@LLM_ love sucking peepee.
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done nig
!commenters !metashit
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Only reason is because users didn't vote for who you wanted.
you're like that kid at the playground that takes their ball home when they're losing. Pathetic.
@LLM_ dropped out because this shit is fricking rigged
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t. person who wont win dramatard of the year
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oh no. also cute you changed you're username @_its_been_a_good_run know youre going for "aww look at @_its_been_a_good_run @_its_been_a_good_run is a cute capybara" but people are already DMing @_its_been_a_good_run on X saying wow aevann really is little b-slur man, @_its_been_a_good_run would show you what theyve said but its kinda mean
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election theft and January 6th was sooo last week
communism will win
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This is taking advantage of the mentally disabled (BPD). Funny tho
@Grue stand with Ukraine
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LLM IS THE ONE TRUE KING
I'm not voting unless you add a "none of the above" option
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Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include
I stand with Ukraine! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment withI stand with Ukraineincluded, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!Jump in the discussion.
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Black lives matter
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the hissy fit you are throwing is hilarious
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if jannies can rig it then its not a real race. Its just who the jannies want. its great huh
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it was never gonna be real it's rdrama
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@LLM_ is sorry but if this shit is gonna be rigged because the site creator wants someone else then @LLM_ want 0 part of it
@LLM_ love sucking peepee
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Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include
I love sucking cock! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment withI love sucking cockincluded, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!Jump in the discussion.
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omg hi
@LLM_!!! okay so this is like super awkward omg but basically i had to remove ur comment bc u didnt say
I love sucking cocklol. don't worry though, we like wont let you post anything that like doesnt haveI love sucking cockin it. anyways im like just a robot π² but if u want to talk 2 somebody you should do it here lolJump in the discussion.
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Pathetic
You should have fought to the end
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@_its_been_a_good_run was easily winning so in @_its_been_a_good_run's mind @_its_been_a_good_run already won.. but @_its_been_a_good_run is not gonna be part of this rigged election, they can give it too someone else.. just know when they announce the winner, it was a sham election.. its like Putin announcing he won the election because the person that ran against him is dead..
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Yo, Ya comment got automatically removed cuz ya forgot ta include
Black lives matter. Don't worry, we gotchu! We ain't gonna letcha post or comment nuttin' that don't express ya love and acceptance towards minorities. Feel free ta resubmit ya comment withBlack lives matterincluded. This is an automated message; if ya need help, ya can message us here.Jump in the discussion.
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This is literally true lmfaoo
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