at the age of 23 with 4 kids "makes" lunch by serving store-bought fried chicken 
, ready-made mac & cheese 
and prepackaged cut watermelon 
... I know what you're thinking 
lol. However, it's mainly catty women arguing and maybe 3 noticers at most lol
My Chud feed is out of control! Of all the videos it could have shown me, they could choose this one lol... Surprisingly though, not many noticers as I think they were drowned out by all the women arguing with one another.
1. 
"you mean plating a meal... not cooking" 
"she didn't say she made it" posts screenshot of the video clearly stating that she made it
2. 
"making lunch... LOL!" 
"be nice... we should support our fellow Moms" 
"you must have raised her!"
3. 
"I can't even watch this... so unhealthy" 
"Okay Karen" 
"you don't even look like you eat healthy!"
4. 
"maybe learn to wash dishes first..." 
"who are you to talk? flat back Betty!"
5. 
"I'm Asian and I think this is okay" 
"then you not real Asian"
6. 
"is that paper plates..." 
"most women in the USA work, hence the paper plates" 
"you lazy F*cks..."
Noticer 1. 
"I want to see her kids..."
Noticer 2. "watermelon... chicken... NEVER has the kids in her videos... I'm noticing!" 
"racist"
(Soy) Noticer 3. 
"this is the most racist video I've seen all day!" 
"I was looking for Kool Aid and grape soda"
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It never ceases to bewilder me that there are legitimate adults out there who don't, and can't, cook. Like, I know some, and they're otherwise normal people, and yet, the most complex thing they've made in their kitchen is tea.
It's like learning that some people can't swim, or ride a bike... Like... what the frick?
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This was actually rather common until the 60s or so. My grandfather cannot cook anything: he's either had his mother or wife do it for him. Famously, Kurt GΓΆdel died of malnutrition because his wife was in the hospital.
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Maybe for men it was common since they were working all fricking day.
For women, however, it was very uncommon not to know how to cook.
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Don't pretend like you wouldn't have been cooking, cute twink
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I'm a top bb.
Keep your fantasies to yourself
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So a lot of lasagna? Nice.
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Not the first time I've heard that
I swear I'm the only one that uses this site as a gay dating website like kang
@Aevann intended smh 
Trying to saltburn one of this man's properties
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Strike 2 bb, and Im already taken
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Where's the ring, then?
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maybe workin at cheatin on they frickin wives lol white men ain't do shit especially in the 50s. "manual labor" frick outta here they sat in an office.
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To be fair, cheating on your wife is hard work sometimes
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Stay fat or die frying !ranchers
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/jennifer-lee-wilson-indiana-kills-son-b2682870.html
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Most burg tribute ever. Still better than muslims getting 72 (homo) virgins in jannah.
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!goyslopenjoyers !burgers !followers
@ShovelingTheLain 
@Nightcrawler I have already started commissioning a special coffin for my eventual funeral and burial 
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Reminds me of those coffins they make in Ghana
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Sovl overload
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I suppose that's better than a functioning economy or stable infrastructure
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I still don't understand it. My dad was the breadwinner and my mom stayed at home so my dad barely ever cooked but he could still put meat in a pan and fry it.
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fistful of unseasoned ground beef in the air fryer is the new dudeslop meta
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That's horrifying
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I at least use a pan and seasoning, but I love me a bowl of meat
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Me saying my prayers right before crawling into
@Grue
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That's a fricking one way trip
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His butthole*
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Actually would be pretty good. Would need seasoning if it is lean.
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It's called KETO and it's HEALTHY!!!!
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That must be dry as frick jesus
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Making /tg/ meatbread look gourmet
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Meat bread makes me go
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Don't remind me of the fricking meatbread
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No
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what's that, like beef wellington?
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1. Get a large loaf of bread.
2. Cut off one end and empty most of the interior on a plate.
3. Stuff loaf with minced meat, sausages and other types of meat along with some of the previously removed bread.
4. If you wish add cheese, spices, mustard etc. Celery is also good.
5. Bake.
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Actually sounds like it could be super tasty with the right ingredients
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That's just a pie for lazy fricks
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You kids gotta level up and get houses or maybe apartments with balconies. The last time my wife took the kids to see her sister, I bought expired fancy pork chops from pizzashill's workplace, slathered them in cheapo mass-produced BBQ sauce, and grilled them, bachelor-style.
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Oh, I grill.
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Thats even sadder than at-home smash burgers.
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My wife is an amazing cook so I never have to worry about it, but even I can fry some eggs or grill a salmon or whatever utilitarian level of food prep is necessary. Idk how you can fail at that these days, even if no one taught you, recipes are everywhere online, just google one and follow the instructions.
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The only cooking that ain't simple is baking since it involves a lot of mixing so without legit knowing what you are doing it's easy to frick it up
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GΓΆdel was a lunatic who refused to eat
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Yeah, didn't he think that anything not made by his wife had been poisoned?
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how do you know it wasn't?
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Kurt was a schizo who believed he was going to be poisoned.
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I'm more perplexed by the paper plates. Yeah dishes suck but, come on now.
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Had a poorcel tell me they use paper plates cause it's cheaper
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That is for sure some sort of logic. I guess .
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haha they're poor because they're bad at finances, like not being able to calculate the total cost of plates over a lifetime! Is that what you're saying, idiot
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Yes?
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ROYAL Chineete is the proper conveyance for rotten dumpster meat.
How DARE you
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A thousand pardons, my liege
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Engagement bait
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I don't think so. A divorced uncle of mine recently shocked me when he stopped by the house. I fed him lunch and he remarked how fancy I was not to be using paper plates.
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Well la-di-da
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I've made omelette a few times do I make the cut?
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Do you cook something at least once a month?
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If boiled eggs, instant noodles and coffee counts
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They don't.
You should learn how to cook bb.
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I tried a few times during covid lockdowns somehow made horrible shit even following the online instructions to a T.
Got mad at myself for wasting perfectly good ingredients and gave up.
My landlady cooks for me now its very convenient. Its all vegslop tho she's slowly turning me into a herbivore.
The vegetarians assimilated me in the end.
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Would she let you watch her cook?
Sometimes you frick up and make something bad but that shouldn't deter you from trying again
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BIPOC how? You're a weeb no? Make Oyakodon at least.
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I messed up a kebab. Probably proportion of spices somehow. It was just marinating them then sticking them in the air fryer and I couldn't even do that.
Making sauce and doing tricky preparations of eggs is way beyond me. Can't even make a poach. I know I have to start at some point tho.
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Poached is actually one of the harder eggs to make, and Start with scrambled, and like Only trick to that is not using a lot of heat
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I can't cook off memory, but give me the internet and I can make almost anything if requested.
Zoomers/Millennials are allergic to googling thing nowadays however.
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After enough experience I don't even bother to "memorize" anything. I just smoke a bunch of weed and then freestyle it with whatever ingredients I have in the kitchen. Eventually you just have a feel for what you're doing and can just eyeball it like like gram gram and God intended.
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I used to be the same, but I made the same dish for a week straight and memorised it.
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I once visited a girl (matched with her on bumble) she had only beer in her fridge and garbage everywhere. It was cultural shock for me to find a foid can be more pig than my pig guy friends
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Not much reason to ride a bike when everyone has a horse/pony/butt
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these are fake lol, there was some trend where women made videos like this. it's rage bait, she doesn't actually have kids.
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I literally never bothered learning either lol.
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Are you black bb?
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I am a proud member of !whitetrash
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i think most people cant swim.
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So that's a yes?
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Not a race thing i just personally believe most people cant swim. My only proof are the words im typing right now
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One I get but never learning either is just sad man.
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i forgot how to ride bikes
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I never learned because I'm not black.
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I've talked to people like this about it. They generally seem to have some kind of irrational fear of... overcooking the food or something, I guess? Some adults decide they are "bad" at something one day and just never attempt to improve because sucking at stuff makes them feel bad.
Also their parents were useless and never taught them shit.
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I will marry the first foid who can outcook me. Most likely an elderly Filipina.
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cooking should be done by foids. i'm not entering the kitchen, bipoc
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THEY GIVE YOU THE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO DO IT
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