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I don't think Americans understand what a war with Canada would actually look like : AskCanada | American pretends leafs would do terrorism

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Right off the bat, I'm American, and this is just my best guess, but I've been talking to and hearing a lot of Americans say stuff like "oh if it came to it it would be over in a day" or some stuff like that. WRONG

We. Would. Not. Be. Able. To. Stop. The. Bombings.

I don't think most Americans consider how much easier fighting a war is when you can identify your enemy by skin color and language, you guys speak English (mostly) you have basically the same demographic makeup as the US, basically what I'm saying is that you are the platonic ideal for a partisan guerilla campaign.

You can't buy KN03 in Canada because the government is worried people would make black powder with it. Americans have nothing to fear from !leafs bombing them.

I can pretty much guarantee that the first thing the Canadian military high command does is erase all records of who is in the Canadian military, hide all of their leopards, their jets, their stuff that is on par with US military tech in bunkers in the Northern Territories and destroy the fricking maps, you won't be using them for a while, but they're nice to have around if needed.

No. We haven't even destroyed the long gun registry 20 years after a court ordered it to happen.

The Canadian military will then systematically erase any identifiable signatures it has, servicemen and women will burn their ID cards, their uniforms, bury caches of small arms, explosives, anti tank weapons, anti air rockets.

Lmao no. Most CAF members have little to no real training. They don't have the ammo needed to train. Heck they got rid of post basic training! !burgers that right leafs go to basic and then "learn on the job".

This war would not look like anything the US has ever seen before in its history, this war would look like car bombs in Des Moines Iowa every day, Police Stations being shot up in every state of the Union, political assassinations.

Canadians allowed themselves to be disarmed (at least the lefties did). They don't have guns to shoot with.

/u/Grotesque_Bisque You're a moron jacking off to fantasy

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I think it was from another post from you where I learned that the leaf militry doesn't even have enough ammo for training so they have make bang bang noises and pretend they're shooting their guns.

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Every military does this. You can't always get range time so you train without ammo.

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Yup. Another fun fact leaf soldiers have started "losing" their rifles a lot. Turns out we're more lax than the Americans on lost equipment so people are just stealing them lol

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It's a good thing too. If your average Canadian Redditor is even partially representative of the leaf military they might start shaking and crying from PTSD after experiencing the earth-shattering recoil from a .223 :marseyaaatremble:

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>.223

5.56, it's Fed ammo

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That will cause even more recoil :soymad:

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