:marseyelonmusk: must BREEED

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The foid claims she had a kid with him

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typical Elon schedule

9am meeting about rocket shit

10am creampie some clout chaser

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God I Wish this was me

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10am watch a ethot turkey baster sperm inside herself while you browse /r/dankmemes and show her the ones you like

11am snort a small pharmacy's worth of ketamine and start believing you're hiding from God behind the 6th moon of Jupiter

12pm awkwardly stumble out of your k hole emerging in the Oval Office while trump signs some shit one of your nerds comes up with

I want a fear and loathing in Silicon Valley movie

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Every tradthot on twitter has a day when its revealed they actually belong to the streets

Good for her tho, get that bag queen

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How much you think Elon pays in Child support each month?


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17396316504suKcp7jXIUgjA.webp :#marseyemojilaugh:

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Gotta respect the hustle. Most people begin building their harems when they are just multi millionaires. Elon restrained himself until he was running the richest country in the world from the center right.

I am betting on 50 kids before he dies.

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she looks cute, worth the child support payments I guess? :marseyshrug:

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Spreading those pol pot genes

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DUDE! we're LITERALLY MONKEYS. on a ROCK! in SPACE!!!!! WOWZA! THERE'S a BALL of LIGHT in the SKY!!!!!!! BONKERS!!!! BINGORINOS!!!!!

:#marseysoypoint:

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