:marseyelonmusk: must BREEED

https://x.com/shortmagsmle/status/1890572919316582898

The foid claims she had a kid with him

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typical Elon schedule

9am meeting about rocket shit

10am creampie some clout chaser

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God I Wish this was me

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10am watch a ethot turkey baster sperm inside herself while you browse /r/dankmemes and show her the ones you like

11am snort a small pharmacy's worth of ketamine and start believing you're hiding from God behind the 6th moon of Jupiter

12pm awkwardly stumble out of your k hole emerging in the Oval Office while trump signs some shit one of your nerds comes up with

I want a fear and loathing in Silicon Valley movie

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