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Elon buying X so that he can algorithmically detect when any egirl announces she’s off birth control and start getting into her replies pic.twitter.com/OgTPXNKwFc
— Lee (Greater) (@shortmagsmle) February 15, 2025
The foid claims she had a kid with him
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typical Elon schedule
9am meeting about rocket shit
10am creampie some clout chaser
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10am watch a ethot turkey baster sperm inside herself while you browse /r/dankmemes and show her the ones you like
11am snort a small pharmacy's worth of ketamine and start believing you're hiding from God behind the 6th moon of Jupiter
12pm awkwardly stumble out of your k hole emerging in the Oval Office while trump signs some shit one of your nerds comes up with
I want a fear and loathing in Silicon Valley movie
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God I Wish this was me
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