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Trumpflation is out of control

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I have never seen this man say anything that can't be mistaken for jonin level genjutsu.

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!anime !weebs !nooticers

Can you see through his lies with your sharingan eyes?

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Vote for me in 2028 and I promise to throw all anime watchers in death camps.

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I can buy eggs for anywhere from $3.99 to $10.99 at my local store. That means I can buy eggs for $3.99

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Market research in the field @pizzashill

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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes, ears, and eggs.

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You're a mongoloid, it was r-slurred when people were blaming Biden for egg prices and it's still r-slurred when people blame Trump for it :marseyeyeroll2: he's so easy to criticise for fricks sake, it just makes you look like a petulant cute twink when you do shit like this

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What if Pizza is actually r-slurred and it isn't just a bit to bait rdrama? :marseyaware:

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it's not a bit. he's a redditor.

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Everyone on rdrama is a redditor by definition because rdrama is the official reddit offsite so posting on rdrama is the same as posting on reddit which makes you and everyone here a redditor.

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there's a difference between a redditor and someone who uses reddit dingus

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All rdramatards are redditรถrs because only redditors would use an official reddit offsite

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Nobody really lives in Portland :marseysmughips:

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Trump is unironically responsible, just from his first term.

He shut down part of the disease surveillance system that would have caught this problem before it became endemic in Georgia and spread elsewhere.

Also all protectionist douchebags are responsible because if we could import eggs the impact would have been negligible.

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That's actually a fair point, I guess it would have been completely impossible for Biden (or whoever was actually running the executive :marseybiden:) to reverse :marseyshrug: he's trying to make it worse by cutting as much science funding as possible this time round mind you

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I'm sure Pizza was even probably pooping on them for the "I did that" stickers on gas pumps.

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Ive actually been putting trump i did that stickers on eggs at every store i go to.

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That's honestly the most pathetic thing you've actually ever said. Like arguing on the internet is more respectable activity.

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didn't biden kill all the birds though? Trans lives matter

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didn't you people say this was nothing and only r-slurs would focus on egg prices like 6 weeks ago?

didn't you people say 3 years in to bidens term that he couldn't be blamed for stuff cause he hadn't been in long enough to undo what trump did?

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Lets just ignore all that and trump cutting the programs that kill all the chickens

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The frick is "newsnationnow"? You're like those cute twink nfl mods using brit rags for football news.

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My local Costco it's 4.25 a dozen if you buy 2 dozen, expensive but not soul crushing. You should leave the west coast.

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!metashit the pizza sells overpriced eggs.

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:#marseynotesglow:

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I hate him so much. Why does he do this to us?

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To make us suffer

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true but @lalilulelo darn neighbor, moisturize :marseynails: :marseywallwall: I got ben stein dry eyes just looking at this

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neat

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Dry hands for a gay man.

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It's been a dry year

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Like sandpaper on your knob

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Where is this place? Even my Aldi near my gym sells them for $8 and Trader Hoe's is at $6

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you didn't need too put you're social security number on there r-slur. Trans lives matter

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but they aren't expired eggs tho!!

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The fancy grocery store has organic omega-3 eggs for $3.99, while Wal-Mart eggs are like $4.50. Interesting times :marseyhmmm:

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it depends on which supplier was being used.

some suppliers got smacked harder than others. for example fred meyer is switching supply right now due to massive shortages for weeks.

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Love how you drop more industry tidbits than an investment banker on CNBC

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Fred Meyer sucks and I hope that entire company dies.

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why

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Shopped there growing up (specifically the one on 82nd and Johnson creek Blvd) and I always disliked the vibes. Worst customer service ever. Grocery section was mid and the home goods are Walmart tier slop. The deli sucked too.

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JC kind of sucks tbh

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100%

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My wife buys our eggs from some strag (male) nurse she works with for $2.50/dozen.

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That's absurdly cheap, I live in a rural area where there's tons of farmers selling them. They're generally about $6/18. That dudes not gay and wants frick your wife.

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His husband will be shocked.

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Trader Joe's has them at the lowest at 3.50. They're actually undercutting the price. It's 6 bucks at aldis.

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!enemiesofpizzashill Remember when Pizza complained about Trump making his stocks go down and it's literally just because his portfolio is Nvidia?

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lil Bro posts a pic of the most expensive egg brands that advertise how happy and free their chickens are so its why you have to buy them for 12$

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they're all the same price lmao.

this is trumpflation.

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All brands, the exact same price? :#surejan:

Its cute that you think your betters just get uber to fetch our groceries and we wouldn't see the difference ourselves.

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yeah r-slur they can't even get 80% of them, the 18 count regular eggs are like 9.99 lmao. trumpflation out of control, they were 4.99 when he came into office.

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What the frick are you talking about 80% of what?

Have you tried not living in a blue shit hole where there are no chickens?

I also recall you saying a president has no control of egg prices when Biden is in office so me thinks you're more full of shit than usual

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Chuds trying to spin trumpflation now.

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Imagine being a leftist but understanding how the world and economics work.

How can prices inflate? They go up. Money supply inflates. Inflation is what you have been voting for you're entire adult life. You want small government all of a sudden? Then stop voting for inflation

Trans lives matter

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The brown eggs are only a dollar more everywhere I go it's kind of funny lmao eggcels btfo

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I LOVED CAGED CHICKENS! I LOVED CHEAP EGGS FROM BIRDS THAT DON'T GET DISEASES FROM EXPOSURE TO WILDLIFE

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The eggs taste the same.

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They're so much more anemic and sulfery/rotten egg smelling. Absolutely awful

Trans lives matter

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In your head.

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I buy eggs solely for the ensuing farts

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This but unironically

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Yeah are we expected to believe that PizzaShill :marseymerchant: doesn't know where to get a deal on eggs?


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There is something called the bird flue going around pizza, for an educated expired meat eater you should know how this would affect poultry products :marseysmughips:

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oh the bird flu exists now? it didn't last time.

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oh eggs are expensive now? They weren't before January.

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trumpflation is completely out of control.

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Aww it's trying to deflect.

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:marseydisgusted: wtf is this comment delete this

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ive been talking about bird flu for over a year. /h/mnn and /h/maxn are filled with posts about it

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yes, we hae scientific evidence now. the science is closed on this, you cant change it anymore.

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costco sells 60 eggs for $15

!fitness does pizza even lift

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Hi Pizzashill, I looked this up recently because I hate you. The USDA under the Biden admin introduced in person biosecurity audits, which banned all farms within a 7 KM radius of the original farm where a single bird tested positive for bird flu from raising chickens until every single farm passed the audit. Oh, well when will an inspector show up to let these small family farms reopen and receive indemnification funds for the lost opportunity cost? Oh Biden's USDA stopped paying for opportunity cost of not being allowed to produce eggs because you had to kill all your chickens while you waited?

Pizzashill do u think the reason that ted left u was because u keep taking thet smuggy position that "it's just science that u have to kill all birds. stupid" ??

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Keep trying to explain away trumpflation.

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I think u didn't know about this which is embarrassing because it's your job.

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Trumpflation ruining the economy

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here is a weird one. wootfatigue liked my 1st comment and then 10 seconds later u responded to the chain. So I'm assuming u r both carp or u are woot's cute boyfriend

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Ok

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I couldn't even tell you the price of eggs because I'm not poor and don't look.

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>hppy rngfr lg gd a egg

i don't get it, what's the punchline :marseycry:

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If Trump cant make eggs cheaper than I'll settle for :!marseytrain:s seething.

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Yall need to do better !goyslopenjoyers

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There goes Pizzashill shopping at MAGA stores again

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People called me crazy when I told them you can substitute eggs in recipes with mayo when it calls for both eggs and oil or butter.:marseymayo#:

Who's laughing now suckas?? :marseyeggless#: :marseybux: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740510591iNRlhR1DtRWt8w.webp :marseycoin:

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i eat 3 hard boiled eggs every morning as part of my chatgpt diet. without eggs what the frick am I supposed to do?

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use your store discount to buy some whey protein in bulk and measure out the equivalent :marseybeefcake:

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Dont u tell everyone u make close to a quarter mil a year with a similar amount in nvidia stock? I make 6 figures and dont even look at the price of eggs like what am i just not gonna buy eggs

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The stores literally dont have eggs, i dont care about the price. They actually got them today.

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You have to go to the expired eggs section


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This post would do numbers on /r/inflation

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about what 50lbs of layer pellets cost which keeps the chickens going for ages :marseythumbsup2:

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>50lbs bags

The 90s called and want their standard size bag back

Also crumbles-gang rise up

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And what caused this Mr Shill

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๐ƒ๐จ๐ž๐ฌ๐ง'๐ญ ๐‚๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ๐œ๐จ ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž ๐ž๐ ๐  ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ฌ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ? ๐Œ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐๐ข๐ ๐ฅ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก. ๐€๐ง๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง ๐•๐ž๐ ๐š๐ง, ๐– ๐ซ๐ž๐ ๐š๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ. ๐Œ๐ฒ ๐ฏ๐ž๐ ๐š๐ง ๐ฉ๐ก๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ข๐ช๐ฎ๐ž ๐ฆ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ ๐œ๐š๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ฏ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ฒ๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ.

!vegana, !fitness

Trans Lives Matter

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๐Œ๐ฒ ๐ฏ๐ž๐ ๐š๐ง ๐ฉ๐ก๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ข๐ช๐ฎ๐ž

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH VEGAN PHYSIQUE :xd:

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A reminder that this ACTUALLY is bidens fault.

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>One theory floating around ties egg price hikes to policies that might have affected how chickens are housed, potentially exposing them more to diseases like bird flu. Critics have speculated that shifts in organic or animal welfare standards could have played a role. For instance, the USDA under Biden finalized an Organic Livestock and Poultry Standards rule in late 2023, which set stricter requirements for organic egg producers. This included mandating outdoor access for poultry, with a maximum stocking density of 2.25 pounds of bird per square foot (roughly 2 square feet per adult hen) both indoors and outdoors. The idea was to ensure organic chickens had more space and time outside, aligning with consumer expectations for "organic" labeling.

>Could this have increased bird flu exposure? Possibly. Outdoor access does heighten the risk of contact with wild birds, which are primary carriers of avian influenza. The massive bird flu outbreak starting in 2022โ€”coinciding with Biden's presidencyโ€”wiped out over 100 million chickens, including many egg-laying hens, as flocks were culled to stop the spread. Some argue that pushing for more outdoor exposure in organic rules might have made flocks more vulnerable, indirectly tightening egg supply and driving up prices. Egg prices jumped from $1.60 per dozen in early 2021 to $4.10 by December 2024, with a 65% spike in 2024 alone.

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tldr?

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Too many avian flus in a row but also biden might have fricked it by making it easier for chickens to get infected. They're infected by birbs that fly.

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Egg prices rise because Biding prints $3 trillion for no reason, pizza sleeps.

Egg prices rise because of temporary market corrections while tariffs heal our economy, pizza shills.

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The whole foods wannabe hippie grocery store has no eggs :marseyeggless: and signs about the eggpocalypse but the shitty ghetto Smiths is fully stocked at normal prices :marseythinkorino: I loaded up on 3 18 racks

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I can't eat eggs so this whole egg discourse is really funny to me. You burgers need your eggs to survive but I'm doing just fine without. Sucks to suck :marseyscoot:

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<$5 a dozen at my local Sam's :marseysipping:

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Are eggs considered produce

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Tinubulations :derpwhy:

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I still don't understand why people buy eggs for anything other than a cooking ingredient. As a main food item they're just not worth the price for what you get.

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Eggs are still expensive so Biden is still president:marseyagreesuperspeed:

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Thanks for the update, Pizza.

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I'm impressed at how stupid and pathetic chuds are.

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All of inflation is measured by egg prices :marseypizzashill:

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:#marseygolden2:

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