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:marseyhappening: Cartels are retaliating for being labeled terrorists by using an IED to kill someone

https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1894473557788258617

Born too late to get deployed in a desert

Born too early to get deployed in a desert

Born just in time to get deployed in a desert

:#marseyfsjal: I look forward to the Mexican president pissing herself about how El Donaldo is too mean to the poor in need Cartels.

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if i had to get drsfted into a war, itd be nice if i didnt have to leave the continent.

https://media.tenor.com/kxkTYeRr-GAAAAAx/im-just-sayin-christian-siriano.webp

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You won't. I trust the administration is racist enough to just drone them to heck. 30% of Mexican males dead. Conquer. True conquest. The machine solves the problem. Baja is ours. !project2025 :#marseymagahat:

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butt the favelas was my favorite map in COD!

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!macacos

:#marseysmughips:

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That was Rio neighbor!

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People don't understand the vision of what "Gulf of America" really entails.

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Big booty Latinx war wife harems for everyone

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Sounds like there'll be an excess of Latinx.

:#marseycoomer2:

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Enlist in the Marine Corps get 2 federally mandated Latinx girlies.

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>both are >200lb a piece

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>sign up for colombian girlies

>get deployed to mexico :marseynmsweater: where :marseydrama: most of them are fat

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Now that would be a fun 51st state.

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>following widely-distributed videos of cartels brutally torturing captured grunts, half of Mexico gets nuked and the other half cleared house to house

:marsey!#fsjal:

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If you torture Burger-troops you're going to have a real bad time.

All those weddings we drone-striked in the Middle East weren't actually accidents but retaliation for corpse desecration of dead US troops.

The glowies can zoom in and count the moles on your face with satellites, you think they don't realize they aren't drone-striking the correct person? Nah, they absolutely know and go "oopsies! it wasn't our target! Just his entire family" :marseyteehee:

:marsey#schizowave:

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All those weddings we drone-striked in the Middle East

That only happened about twice. I think that's a pretty good score. Also they were both in Afghanistan and that doesn't really count. :marseysmughipskorean:

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Maybe they were marrying child brides and deserved it

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It's likely. !marseyartists this would be a great situation to have a Marsey counting on her hands so I could act like I had math backing me up.

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:#marseymath:

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That kind of works but we have like 3000 marseys and I want my special one. :marseysmughipskorean:

I mean ffs @JoyceKRoolOates made a smug Joseon Korea marsey for me so I think this isn't too much to ask for.

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The glowies can zoom in and count the moles on your face with satellites, you think they don't realize they aren't drone-striking the correct person?

Nah, military intelligence is highly r-slurred. They end up labeling someone who does irregular deliveries as a member of a terrorist org, its why the first person Biden drone striked was an aid worker delivering water.

The weddings were retaliation though, and so was double tapping it.

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I'm too old for this one, enjoy it son.

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