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:marseystarbucks: /r/starbucksbaristas "why do customers always order ridiculous drinks with 15 ingredients?" Also /r/starbucksbaristas "My favourite drink is 50% sugar" :marseychonkerfoid:

https://old.reddit.com/r/starbucksbaristas/comments/1iz30x2/whats_your_drink/

								

								

Mine is an oat milk matcha with brown sugar instead of classic, half scoops of matcha, in a for here glass lined with caramel.

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Quad espresso over ice that I down in about 7 seconds, or a trenta black tea lemonade with as much ice as the law of physics will allow, shaken 14.5 times vigorously with 8 pumps classic.

I could find 50 threads from the last month of baristas complaining that shaking drinks is too difficult.

Also 8 pumps classic syrup = 40g sugar


Grande iced chai with a blonde shot, Oatmilk, 2 pumps of brown sugar and some crazy variation of cold foam on top (best with brown sugar foam or pistachio foam) ofc with cinnamon powder on top of it all!


Grande iced latte, triple blonde, brown sugar syrup, lavender cold foam. When macadamia arrives I will switch to that for the syrup!


A vent six shot, ristretto, brown sugar shaken espresso, with brown sugar cold foam, and an insane amount of cinnamon sprinkled in the sweet cream before I blend it.

You're going to die.


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Vanilla sweet cream cold brew, 3P Vanilla, 3P Caramel, cold foam and caramel drizzle. It's my nice wake me up when I open

Your heart will need waking up. No idea of the sugar content in this but at least 50g


if i'm parched and thirsty asf and need energy, venti tropical citrus iced energy drink sub blackberry sage base instead of green tea in a trenta cup extra ice. so yum and hits the spot

drink water


grande iced london fog with oatmilk and no vanilla sub sf but the twist is that i blend the oatmilk with 1 pump of white mocha and 2 scoops of matcha in the hand blender before i add it to the drink… absolutely bangin if i do say so myself

wut


Ppl at my home store (tho hopefully not my home store much longer at this rate) think my drink is disgusting looking.. but I get the tropical citrus with peach juice instead of tea, 3 pumps classic, and heavy cream. It's just a peaches and cream energy drink at that point and I think it's fantastic but every time I get it someone calls it gross.


venti iced matcha with brown sugar

5scoops matcha mixed in hot water with a stir stick, then add 4pumps brown sugar and stir that too. i just do a tall hot cup like just full enough to mix with the matcha

i make it with almond milk and then add a venti scoop of ice!


Every single drink in the thread is disgusting and more sugar than liquid.

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Starbucks coffee has to be tarted up like a whore to make it tolerable


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My go-to order is a Pike Place with milk and they always look at me funny and say itll take a few minutes

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It's the original star bucks coffee roast, and they hate it because it's less than 80% sugar & fat.

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It seems crazy to me that they never have literally any ready to go, and Its a coffee shop and thats their signature coffee PERIODT

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I ordered that and would get mine faster than everyone else

Sometimes they would be out of pike place and I'd have to get whatever the dark roast is :derpwhy:

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I went to stahbucks the other day, the absolute abominations I saw the baristas make for people was :marseybeansick:

Four figures of calories in a cup

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[insert sir comic of fat chick drinking slop here]

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There is no mystery to how Amerifats got their reputation :marseychonkerfoidpuke: though people need to seriously think about how many calories they drink

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Just got to eat less scran so I can get more pints down me :marseynorf:

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Liquid cawories dwon't cwount, sweaty


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These same people: why am i so poor?

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I don't understand half the words in those recipes, but that may be because I don't drink coffee.

What does even "pump" mean?

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but that may be because I don't drink coffee.

Neither do they, and These are literally all essentially either milkshakes or soft drinks

What does even "pump" mean?

A pump of syrup, and 20 cals and 5g sugar per pump

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Literally a pump from a syrup dispenser

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They have soap dispensers full of flavored syrup, this means how many times they're squeezing that shit in

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Coffee? :marseyburgers:

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iced teas or a refresher with water. i need smth ice cold and refreshing to keep myself from tweaking.

now I want some iced tea :eggplantyum:

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Their iced tea isn't great and it's even more overpriced than their coffee.

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not from startbucks obv I make it at home when there is excess ice in the freezer

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God's perfect beverage

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lol why do they call it "energy drink", does it contain B vitamins, guarana, taurine, l-carnitine, antioxidants, theanine..? it's just sugar and fat.

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Energy drink

>it's pure r*peseed oil

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Good choice :marseythumbsup: xeen, we at rdrama.net just voted :marseymath: to make your favorite drink the OFFICIAL drink of rdrama :marseyparty: come post on this site to claim your reward

White extinction is long overdue

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I don't drink coffee but the times I did it's black or with a little bit of honey and ice if it's from McDonald's.

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"why do customers always order ridiculous drinks with 15 ingredients?"

Because the coffee itself is shit.

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I love sugar :marseyslurpfast:

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Oh my God these heifers...those are MILKSHAKES.

It's coffee. The most complicated version should stop at latte.

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I've wondered how they find out what they want and in the amounts they get it. They're talking about different flavoured foams, which I didn't even know were a thing. Then how do they end up with eight pumps of the syrup, not nine or seven or even two.

There's just so many variables they're throwing in, and I wonder how they know to put them in, or that they even contribute anything, or whether they could get an even better balance.

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Girl math. :marseyfoidretard:

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I have no idea what any of this mess they're talking about even is but it sounds sickeningly sweet and about two normal meals worth of calories in one drink. The only thing I ever get from Starbucks is plain black coffee with no room. It's not the best coffee in the world but it has the right amount of caffeine I want and that's all I care about.

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Most of it isnt even coffee-based, and Starbucks new CEO is trying to drag the company back to when it was your friendly neighbourhood coffee shop but the staff seem to be strongly against it

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