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Please make a bet on this for the next 24 hours. This is going to be the wildest event of the decade if it actually happens!!
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I'm not sure what bet you want me to make here, so:
How will I personally feel when I read the news about Trump's "liberation day" tariffs on Wednesday?
I will be horrified. - 6,269 total betted
I will be delighted. - 4,258 total betted - WINNER!
I will forget to read the news on wednesday (no remindme bot for this bet) - 3,919 total betted
I will be more concerned with the weird noise one of my children will be making. - 3,300 total betted
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!bets !goomblers !goomble !goombling
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Result: Idiotic policy but very funny, I approve.
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Also evan I'm testing whether this comment will show up in the bets panel, will delete later.
kong - 100 total betted - WINNER!
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This one is also a test.
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You are now being monitored
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I can't close or resolve this one right now.
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!metashit !schizos
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which option won
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delighted
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I took full advantage of the time it took between you to declare who won and ayyvan to implement it. I even tagged metashitters and schizos but nobody was interested in making a risk free bet it seemed
Cheers mate
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I saw it, got a nice profit.
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High Frequency Goombling
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Don't care, I won
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Huh you're a dumb cute twink.
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I hope Mimwee loses coins on this bet I'm making.
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Hi Mimwee
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I bet on "horrified" and "delighted" is there some way I can get the parlay on "horrified AND delighted"?
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can't you just vote on both
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That gets me horrified OR delighted I want a special bonus for both
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Stronger emotion wins.
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I will have gotten what I voted for !slots1207
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Haha lol I bet on all of them so they end in 69 like that one s*x position I've totally done with your mom haha holy shit you got fricking OWNED libtards
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frick that's epic
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Nice
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if you forget, how will we win the bet
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Aevann sends me an angrily worded email every couple months demanding I close all my old bets.
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so like
can i answer this?
edit: frick thought you were somebody else
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I am somebody else.
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I cant wait to be liberated from my money by a feral boomer.
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Trump made me buy the top of an insane multi-year rally!
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Pizzashill do be buying big at the "disillusionment" phase of the hype cycle
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I forgot I lived in Georgia and have this big repair thing I need to do. I said to the guy "we need to hurry before tariffs and prices go through the roof" and he kinda looked at me like I'm crazy for thinking this. lol
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I bought all the materials right away for the last reno on my house when economists were assuring everyone "the high inflation is transitory".
I saved around 30% in the end by rushing to buy before everyone else figured out that central bankers can lie to them.
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It's not trumps fault that you liquidated all your holdings to go all in on a meme stock at its peak.
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I can literally tell which user is really which by marsey usage alone
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BTW I advocate political violence.
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I hope he does the 25% global.
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As a lib I'm drinking twice as much water today and not going to the bathroom so I can really
tomorrow
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!oldstrags
CLASSIC meme
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The post is even better if you know what's in the rest of the image.
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Does Ireland do any liquor trade with the US or do you keep it all for yourselves?
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We be selling that whiskey. I don't know how big Jameson is over there. We invented the drink but we're not as good as the Scots at making it. yet.
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R-slurs who claim they're 100 percent irish love the stuff.
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I recommend Yellow Spot
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Out of my price range.
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That's what my Papa used to drink. He had to stop bc Nana said he cant fight cops anymore bc bail is too expensive
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Trump is gonna announce the tariffs will go towards buying every red-blooded American a switch 2.
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I don't think it will be more wild than COVID lockdowns.
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Isn't BlueAnon's January 6th scheduled for the 8th? April gonna be poppin.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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This would really be more exciting if trump hadn't gone back on every tariff so far.
MAGA is reminding me of the ufo disclosure guys at this point.
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lots of tariffs still apply to canada, mexico, and china. it was only partially reduced
euro ones start soon and expanded ones for everyone
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Would be more exciting if trump hadn't partially reduced every tariff so far. Like a lil biiiiitch. Nah, I'm playing. It's actually a good thing and here's why.
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It's called high-ball, libtard. Art of the deal.
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I thought that was a drink.
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i was quite sure they removed everything that was in USMCA
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USMCA was a paused until Apr 2nd (tomorrow)
but there's still a lot of stuff beyond USMCA + separate tariffs on steel/lumber, it mostly just exempted stuff like cars, while Canada still has 25% tariffs on tons of stuff in retaliation and will soon triple them.
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I love how he manages to dispel the idea that being president is hard - he wakes up, eats a well done steak, drinks 4 diet cokes, and whatever random thought appears in his head during that process becomes policy for today. Madness and confusion ensues, pretend that there's some deeper strategy at play and repeat.
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You rightoids are going to get fired from your shitty retail jobs when costs increase for no reason at all
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how is more tarrifs a big event
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It's not more tariffs. It's tariffs against all countries at once.
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thatd be poggers
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Liberals gonna be needin a bottle of this on Wednesday
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Ah shit, here we go again
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i just dont believe it this would be the single biggest event since 9/11. if trump couldn't keep tariffs on mx or canada how the frick is this gonna happen?
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He's r-slurred and thinks that the trade deficit is where the national debt comes from, and he thinks that we're just giving away the money.
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OTM 0DTE, b-words!!
Where's pizzatard?
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Don't forget, they're declaring martial law on the 20th
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Honestly, I don't think I hate women, I just like making fun of them. I def hate rightoids way more.
In many ways my anti-foid views are a relic of my political awakening at like 22 or 23. My first ever feeling of political disgust was reading a UN report that kept saying "women and children" to inflate the foid numbers.
That was my first exposure to femtardism, and I became a rabid anti-feminist for a number of years
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