Hypermuscular Hindu Hridaysamrat 
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Good news, everyone, my 18-year-old says the economy is fine. He knows this because he owns some stocks. His mother, who works in finance, is NOT an expert and has no idea what she's talking about (despite talking about it being her job) so please calm down, he says all is well.
— AlwaysAshley (@AshleyAlready) April 3, 2025
MFW I tell my parents a historical event 20 years before my birth was akshually not how they think it was
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lol all these r-slurs don't realize that money doesn't just disappear. There is a minimum value that the stock will always be because once you withdraw the money it still has to go somewhere. The only thing the kid might be wrong about is timing, but honestly, as long as he gets back into the game 2 weeks before everybody else decides is the right time, means he is going to make a profit.
Stock experts can never get the right timing for stocks because everybody invests when the stock expert invests so that value is already accounted for.
This is just my r-slurred opinion and could be completely wrong easily.
Fun fact, sometimes a fish randomly choosing stocks makes a higher profit than professional stock investors.
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