Hypermuscular Hindu Hridaysamrat 
https://x.com/AshleyAlready/status/1907898748916682835
Good news, everyone, my 18-year-old says the economy is fine. He knows this because he owns some stocks. His mother, who works in finance, is NOT an expert and has no idea what she's talking about (despite talking about it being her job) so please calm down, he says all is well.
— AlwaysAshley (@AshleyAlready) April 3, 2025
MFW I tell my parents a historical event 20 years before my birth was akshually not how they think it was
Burn it all down pilled
Based
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I would bet money that she's a secretary or HR drone or something
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tf do you think finance is
@Grue stand with israel
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i think ur supposed to call them an "admin" now a days
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You think banks dont have secretaries?
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They're all secretaries neighbor
@Grue stand with israel
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Not the kind I like.
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According to her timeline in around 2017 she was unemployed, with the implication she hadn't worked outside the home in some time. In 2020 she was claiming to be a federal agent that worked with retired military and secret service. Her finance experience is definitely limited. Though she probably isn't even real and is just a shill account.
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I would bet money that you won't be having s*x this year.
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you might as well bet that the sun will come up tomorrow
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I'm sorry that was rude I'm entering my bully arc
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if u were in finance, u would be betting me my own money
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For all her bluster she said absolutely nothing of substance about finance
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Yeah you're right, why didn't she
overexplain a simple joke with her 280-character post limit?
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She sounds a little overbearing
and putting your kid on blast too
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No idea why young men are attracted to destructive r-slur ideology when the authority figures in their lives hate them and expect absolute loyalty for it
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Calling your kid an butthole is one of the most white trash behaviours I can think off.
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Holy shit
Mom absolutely btfo 
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And she decided to post that massive L.
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Dude oh my god the balls on this kid. I hope it's true so fricking bad.
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I bet most of it came in the divorce settlement
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So at like 40 years of age she had no job no money, but now shes a finance expert? Did I get that right?
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Any good investor benefits from seedmoney
@Grue stand with israel
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W t f
What how can she be an authority in investing then
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I bet you have a below average sized peepee
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I know for a fact you do.
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i mean she could obviously be lying but she's still smarter than you for pre-empting ure 'BUT MA DIVORCE MONEY' shit
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2008 version
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Imagine bitching on the internet about your 18 year old son at 46.
He's fine with stocks being down because he can get into the market at a young age, and that's a bad thing actually?
For an an apparent expert at banking, the fact that she doesn't encourage her own child to invest in stocks when there's a dip so he could become financially independent is baffling. She's upset that he's independently interested in a topic she's supposedly very knowledgeable in.
"I could help, but I'm not going to because you're investing in bad faith."
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Sounds like you're biased then lady
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Technically he lived thru it too. Having the ppl in charge be hysterical foids has really exposed how stupid they are, if any of this was real
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The problem with economics is that a huge percentage of it is literally vibes based. You can genuinely meme your way into and out of a recession to some degree
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Does that mean @Grue is the expert on
s because @Grue is apparently the only one here that hasn't suffered at their hands?
@Grue stand with Israel
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You have suffered greatly at
hands, you are just in denial.
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hah
@Grue stand with Israel
@Grue know what you're getting at but @Grue have too walk it back anyway because @Grue got chucked by Chtorr. B-word.
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$100% real
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we're actually fricked, there's never been a time in US history where people this dumb managed to take power.
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Aaah classic Du Bois, or like the natives call him da boΓ―s.
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sounds like the quote came out of Marcus Garvey
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I had a girlfriend once who claimed to work in finance too and told me the best investment was "high risk" since I was young and could just make more money if it crashed.
Cue in shortly after she asked for some money and when I didn't immediately give it to her she blocked me and I never saw her again
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Very funny to see the woke kids stories become chud kid stories. Youre losing an argument to a literal child
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I can't even clap her
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What a fine parent calling your two year old then an butthole
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One of the zoomers on this jobsite commented on how my wifi hotspot password is
lolinternetBuddy, I've been using that as a wifi password since before you were born. It was a momentous occasion when our house had wifi for the first time.
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!moidmoment
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She works in finance so it's safe to say her expertise is probably on par with her r-slurred gen alpha offspring
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lol all these r-slurs don't realize that money doesn't just disappear. There is a minimum value that the stock will always be because once you withdraw the money it still has to go somewhere. The only thing the kid might be wrong about is timing, but honestly, as long as he gets back into the game 2 weeks before everybody else decides is the right time, means he is going to make a profit.
Stock experts can never get the right timing for stocks because everybody invests when the stock expert invests so that value is already accounted for.
This is just my r-slurred opinion and could be completely wrong easily.
Fun fact, sometimes a fish randomly choosing stocks makes a higher profit than professional stock investors.
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Snapshots:
https://x.com/AshleyAlready/status/1907898748916682835:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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