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not enough rightoid lynchings Enough rightoid lynchings. It’s past time we addressed the weeb question.

The weeaboo proliferation of rDrama is out of control. Weekly weebshit threads with admin-sanctioned pins for days on end. Sneaky shit regular threads about Chinese cartoons. It’s making our homosexual pink cat furry website look bad and it ends now.

Look at this shit:

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Who would have guessed half these degenerates were like that? They’re discussing r*pe porn anime like they’re immediately familiar with it even though I’m certain it’s niche as can be.

If you watch anime, you are an objectively gross person. No “I agree but Nippon Ni Pikachu is really good” or whatever. You’re a fricking weirdo if you do this.

Report ANY anime apologia to me, ideally with a ping in response to the offending comment(s) or thread.

Weebwatch reporters will be granted the COOL GUY badge, certifying them for all to see as a confirmed NOT-P-DOPHILE and leather jacket afficionado:

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The sentient plague infesting rDrama will be branded accordingly:

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This does not expire. When this thread is unpinned, you are encouraged to continue reporting these creeps in perpetuity.

NOTE: If you are a possessor of a COOL GUY badge and found to be a Certified LOSER, it will be corrected. Reporting a false COOL GUY will earn you an ALPHA badge (usually only accessible if you signed up before 7/4/21) or five (5) Wholesome awards if you are already Alpha or Sigma.

Go forth and narc.


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Listen I love almost all you rightoids here. I know I talk a lot of shit, and I for sure don't agree with everything you say, but most of you try to be consistently funny have fun. Most importantly you're willing to laugh at yourselves just as much as you're willing to laugh at stupid lib shit. That's really the radically centrist glue that binds us all together. Left or right we understand that both sides have their own forms of r-sluration and it's not only okay to make fun of it, it's a moral imperative. Leftoids and rightoids of our drama need each other to make this place something truly great.

From one libtard to the conservatards, this place wouldn't be the same without you.

But weebs should all be gassed :marseypinochet:


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don't care + reported + downmarseyd :chad:

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:#marseykys:


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Found a weeb! I found a weeb!

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@carpathianflorist

Theyre even outing themselves now

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We will NOT submit to ruqqcel fiends!

FRICK OFF, RUQQCELS!:vulgar: :vulgar: :vulgar: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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Ok wait tho I know he says "no exceptions" but for real Naruto and DBZ don't count and if you think they do you hate black people.

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@carpathianflorist Blantant anime apologia

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gay

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Oh you :marseyblowkiss:

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based, Day of the Deodorant is here, mashallah

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Frick dove mens all my neighbors use schmidts

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Aluminum-based deodorants are the only ones that actually work. Worked for big consumer products company once upon a time and the deo engineers laughed at the gigatards using anything else

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stains ur clothes tho

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If I remember right that’s more due to water resistant stuff in sport type deodorant than the aluminum antiperspirant

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Source??? :marseyreportercnn:

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Here are some of our company docs I dug out of an old flash drive just for you

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Wouldn’t normally divulge old company stuff but my name isn’t on it anywhere

https://bit.ly/3LgUEeS

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:marseylove:

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Buy new clothes weekly poorcel

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Ive had no issues with this one and that comes from a dude who normally smells like taco bells beef when i dont put deodorant on for more than a day and a half

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I dont use that manufactured garbage. Only patchouli for me

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Just burn your armpits

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Imagine using scented deodorant, and not just antiperspirant

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Deodorant is butt man. Spray is superior in every way. And none of that Axe cookie shit thats fricking r-slurred. You use the neutral smell one and then apply proper parfume like a grown up.

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And this is way euros smell like butt and feet dipped in a candle.

That's how 🏀's smell in America..

If you're thin and healthy you shouldn't really smell in the first place but lord knows you're neither

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Wait the mutt is calling out others fir not being thin or healthy? Lmao.

:#marseyscooter:

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Euros just won't admit that they're fat. It's always "I am cent kilogrammes, zis vraiment healty size, non?"

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Well I am 80 kilos 6'1 with a somewhat muscular build you can try putting those numbers in a BMI calculator should be somewhere around 23-24 BMI.

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I bet you talk all funny tho.

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Most Germs have a funny sounding English accent. Though loosing it is probably (besides swamp Germs) the easiest for Germs out of all non native English speakers.

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Mostly because they're doing it on purpose. Fricking krauts.

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Have you not seen kelleres YouTube channel?

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whenever I try a roller deodorant the ball gets caught in my hair :pout: ouch owawa

I prefer butane spray

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"Neutral" smell

You mean like Bengay and Orajel?

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I mean the ones that don't have a gay flavor associated

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None of you could ever hope to defeat us Anime watchers.

:marseyanime: :!marseyseethe:

We’ve trained with Goku.

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We’ve fought Titans with Eren

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And we’re not allowed within 200 feet of schools.

:marseycop: :marsoyhype: :marseycop:

So just try to come after us. Even if you beat us we’ll just get isekaied into a more epic world

:marseycatgirl: :soyjakanimeglasses: :marseycatgirl2:

It’s over rDrama.net. We have the highground.

:marseycatgirl3: :marseyneckbeard: :marseykino:

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Hotep why are you making me do this to you :(


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A badge is a badge. Plus this one seemed easier to get. Plus I like being on the evil side of the rdrama roster.

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Omg nice 2 have u cuwutie bby

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Haha I have made an egregious mistake.

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@carpathianflorist I'm the first person to ping you for this comment so I deserve the COOL GUY® badge.

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@carpathianflorist this guy’s a lying phony. Give him the lying phony badge.

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Welcome to my enemies list, bucko.

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Are you sure that’s a wise course of action? :marsey300: I’m a very powerful rdramatard. I have hundreds of alts, off shore stashes of dramacoin in the hundreds of thousands :marseybog: :marseycapitalistmanlet: , connections with moderators, admins, the most elite users. I founded House Racist :marseykkk: from nothing. I laid waste to House Vampire and Tore down their leadership. :marseyvampire: I’ve read the rdramanomicon from front to cover. I’ve written my own verse in perfect Marseyglyphics.

:marseypharaoh2:

I have challenged and defeated Pizzashill. :marseypizzashill: I have read every Lawlzpost :marseylawlz: ever written. I have even gone toe to toe with Snappy. I have more badges than you will ever see in your life. I have recieved every negative award and marched onward unwavering.

Do not be in such a rush to make enemies especially dangerous enemies.

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I take it all back. Please forgive me, almighty Hotep :worship:

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Das rite.

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:marseykys:

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I'm on it 👍

I'd rather see a million buttholes every day than a single weeb shit thread.

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Same. I don't care how dirty those bussies are, I will click on them every time. Every time I see a weeb thread I think about how it's taking up precious drama real estate.

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I don't care how dirty those bussies are, I will click on them every time.

I'm exactly the same. What is with that compulsion?

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it's called being gay. it's a mental disorder. :scoot:

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Reagan closed all the mental asylums because he knew Heck was cheaper in the long-run. :marseytwerking:

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he put faith in the community to perform trickle down therapy

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Some type of FOMOOB, I suppose (fear of missing out on bussy). It must only affect the drama-addled mind

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I have posted weebshit with this very comment. Award me both badges for snitching on myself.

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@carpathianflorist some weebshit here bro

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@JoeBiden keeps posting his 12 year old mail order bride and i think we should throw him off a cliff

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Welcome to the club leather daddy


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People complain about the low drama:nondrama ratio and blame metaposts for it but honest to G-d if we just banned people for dumbass shit like spamming anime children or posting the word "boobs" once a day like a fricking infant we could get that ratio up quite a bit.

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yeah we should also ban schizoposts and such, that would help too

we should ban your bullshit too

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less fun!

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wait a second let me edit my comment, we were always at war with east asia

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Thanks my friend!

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@carpathianflorist

Can I report MIMW for his username? Does that count?

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Hewwo

i love you and carp ")

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Are you having one of your moments again?

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what do you mean? i was eating soup.

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Are you just running a markov chain to reply to comments now?

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i have never done that

but i once wondered if user sir pingsalot would reply with his typical :marseylongpost: to a bot (neural networks would be more believable than markov chains though)

he's fascinatingly spergy

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I wonder if in ten years essays will become obsolete as students just run neural netowrks to write for them. I also wonder if in ten years there will be books written like art collages between original text, text written by neural networks, and found art. There's probably already people writing stuff like that. Maybe, in a way, the skill of "writer" and "technician" will become closer together, much like "musician" and "technician" did in the latter half of the twentieth century.

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tl;dr

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The Brian Eno of English literature will come in our lifetime.

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The low nondrama ratio comes from actual literal shitposts and not metaposts. I see like 1 metapost a day here and 5 shitposts.

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Reporting anime enjoyers is its own reward

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@Chapose31

You are MARKED.


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I guess this is how anne frank felt when she was hiding in the attic :marseydepressed: :marseydepressed: :marseydepressed: :marseydepressed: :marseydepressed: :marseydepressed: :marseydepressed: :marseydepressed: :marseydepressed:

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Its over. Like Kings Ranking which sure had a shit ending why did I listen to you r-slurs.

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Is there an anime of that I can watch?

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Btw @carpathianflorist is there anything in for me when I rat out fellow weebs?

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a master baiter badge if you nail 10 of them


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marmot, shrigma, proctologist, davidkoresh, pavel and drama enthusiast are all already branded

skeleton isnt a real account

knownbyanyothername is banned


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SYLVEON HOW COULD YOU


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If only you could put that energy into your relationships

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so powerful. so moving.

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Yes, Evangelion. It's very cringe.

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How can you snitch :marseycrying: You deserve to be frank'd traitor :marseyraging:

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