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Rightoids cucked once again as our guy Macron DESTROYS Le Pen!

https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/macron-le-pen-french-election-results-04-24-22-intl/index.html

Lol he got 58 percent, it's over for rightoids :marseydicklet:

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Frogs having to choose between macaroni and cheese and the pen lmao

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it's not macaroni. he's french. so it's macaron.

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:marseyreading:

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This is the most food illiterate comment I've ever seen. Do you eat crayons thinking they're carrots?

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caring about what frogs eat

disgusting

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I used to know a bunch of them and what I picked up is that they are absolutely fricking obsessed with pastries. They claim to have this highly developed culture and all this great art and shit but once you scratch the surface you realize it's all about pastries.

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TBF they are often quite good pastries though. :marseychef:

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AVE IVPITER

TRANS LIVES MATTER

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Caesar absolutely malding rn

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frogs presidents get voted in by like 80% and then have a 10% approval rating 2 weeks later

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Pictured: Parisians celebrating after their candidate wins an election

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It's called culture, chud.

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They'd bring back the guillotine if they were allowed too

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:marseybegging:

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Parischads just love burning shit and beheading people for shits and gigs. Then they frick, smoke cigs, and don't put on deodorant. Goals

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The essential insouciance of the Parisian is to be admired. Kill your leaders with a shrug.

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Can't remember the exact words but in The Fall :marseycamus: wrote something about how when historians look back on the average Frenchman of his time they'll say "he fornicated and read the newspaper".

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I do 2 of the 3. I’m pretty much a Gaul now.

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:marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyguillotine: :!marseyexcited: :!marseyexcited:

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A marsey for every man and woman

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And that's a good thing!

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This is every day in Paris

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i thought u said partisans

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All votes in French elections are actually protest votes against the other candidate, no one actually likes the person they vote for.

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Is there a single country in the world where that is not the norm?

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North Korea

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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Zoz stands with Kim :marseywholesome: :marseymao:

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Frogs take it to a new level, if you have an approval rating of 15% that makes you one of the most popular French leaders in modern history.

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Japan is the same way, which I find kind of funny because I know if any Japanese PM has done anything important enough to be hated. Probably 85% are just somewhat displeased with them.

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There was the one with the goofy hair that wouldn't stop praying 5 times a day while facing the direction of the Yasukuni Shrine. He was the most popular in recent memory I think. Never accuse sushicels of not having their priorities straight.

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the one with the goofy hair

Literally the only thing a Japanese PM has done to stand out to me and I still can't remember what his name was.

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I love Abe cause he loved us. :marseylove: :marseylove:

Hope he was more succesful domestically, in making nips reproduce and break out of their delusional pacifist cuckoldry. :marseysadge:

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I'm just waiting for them to liberate their Russian-occupied territory so that your brain explodes like a potato that's been in the microwave for too long. Please make you sure get video of yourself when that happens.

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MAGAtards

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it's the same down under lmao, we're so fricked

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That sounds familiar tbh.

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what a based country

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A stick figure bong says that's the pinnacle of presidenting.

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Lol rightoids were making out it was way closer than this. Glad she didn't win. Rightoids when they're winning are fricking intolerable.

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^ this cute twink would rather see redditors happy. What the frick are you even doing here.?

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WUT DER FUKK R U EVN DOIN ERE IF U AIN'T A RIGHTOID

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God, I fricking hate rightoids

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we need a final solution for the rightoid question.

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Ban anyone who can't pass a 7th-grade history test.

Problem solved.

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Ban?

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Coded language to protect against the fed.

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The test will be over American slavery and WW2 Germany only.

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Agreed, luckily there are any rightoids on rDrama :marseyjam:

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:#soyjakmaga:

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OUT OUT OUT

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:#marseyseethe:

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Supporting everything Redditors oppose is still basing your opinions off Reddit

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This but unironically

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rdrama jannies are pretty much SRDines

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It was close. Two weeks ago. She proceeded to tank hard since then. Don't know why though I've not been following it since.

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She said she'd pull out of NATO (not really actually but that's what the average person hears) and it was reported she took Russian money for her campaign. Macron definitely got a huge boost from the war, in fact I'd say most sitting presidents or PM's did.

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Imagine suggesting pulling out of NATO when Russians are actively invading and genociding a neighbor. Hilariously r-slurred

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Not really pulling out of NATO, but pulling out of NATO command structure, which France has been out of between 1966 and 2009, when they reentered. Not that it matters since the average voter doesn't know the difference and it is a bafflingly r-slurred move either way. Also, I'm glad you cannot escape your hysteric neolib roots and think Russia is committing a genocide :marseyangel:

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The goal of Russia is to erase the "identity of Ukrainians as sovereign citizens: identify as Russian or die." They are doing this through mass civilian executions and even child kidnapping and trafficking. How is that not the very definition of genocide?

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Because slavs aren't people

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:#marseyhesright:

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They’ve been called Little Russians. It may suck but they will just be told to call themselves Russkies it’s not genocide.

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Eh, they have plenty of their own nukes and a (single) aircraft carrier, they aren't the kind of EU nation that needs to be particularly worried about that

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and it was reported she took Russian money for her campaign.

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She started sounding almost pro-Russian, while taking Russian money, which might be the most r-slurred thing a politician in the west could possibly do right about now

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For real, what's the logic behind it? Even if she's 100% bought by Vladdy Daddy, what's the fake reason she's giving?

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It was never close. They polled a thousand rightoids who had just voted in order to make the numbers seem closer than the reality to scare people. They do the same thing literally every election.

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It was close. Two weeks ago.

Can you please clarify this? Are you on the record stating that this has gone nowhere in two weeks?

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As always. :marseysal:

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No. Le Pen actually lost ground in two weeks.

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Macron didn't even campaign for most of the election and the rightoids still lost smh

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He has the power of KARA BOGA on his side of course he would win

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It's always nice when one of these small insignificant countries votes for the Free World candidate not the Russian-backed one. I don't really care what happens to people who live there but it's important for the world that they stay on the right side.

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Reminder that Fr*nce is a “country” where the unemployed go on a literal strike for not getting a Christmas bonus in their dole checks trans lives matter

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Just goes to show how cucked americans are.

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The only cucked part is that they don't let me ride in the F-35.

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are burgers really so cucked by their bosses that they think this is a bad thing??? :marseywtf2:

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every wagecuck is merely a temporarily embarrassed landchad

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unemployed

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Americans fear this, and trans lives matter :marseyhomofascist:

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Darn it's fricking crazy how dumb French are

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:chudsey: :marseylaugh:

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Darn it's fricking funny how dumb you are

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Yeah as predicted tbh. I said Macron would've had to be the biggest bottler the world had ever seen to lose so the chances of him doing so were slim. Also matches up with recent polling too though 58% is on the higher end of any polls about such. JVPITER prevails and radical centrism is once again made king.

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How the frick did they think campaigning to leave nato and be closer with Russia was a good idea

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French "people" surrender, so she thought she could get some votes by peepeesucking the invader.

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I found @FrozenChosen's secret account

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Least self important :marseydeux:

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This is why I hate the french

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but there are just so many other reasons

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True

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JVPITER RETVRNS INSHALLAH

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There is no J in Latin you r-slur. It's IVPITER.

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you can't breed. your cities will be overrun by the ethnicities you hate the most, and they'll destroy all that you love

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I ain't a whiteoid you mong. I'm part of the group doing the overrunning. I just happen to like classical culture.

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I just happen to like classical culture.

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