Hey dramastrags, I'm (Lich) back from my (Lv31 btw) ban (5 days) and I (male) just wanted to let you (strags) all know that I (chad) had S*X (straight) with a woman (biological) and it was good (not bad but kinda meh tbhwyf)!
Also there is nothing you (gaywads) can do about it (me having straight s*x for real). 
About the girl (female): She's (boring) about 5'7 (feet/inches) and likes long walks on the beach (we don't live near one so wtf did she mean by this) and talking (too much). Her hair is red (ginger) and her eyes are green (demon). Her chromosomes are XX (I demanded a blood test before I consented to anything) according to medical paperwork (results dated 4/29/2022, slight anemia detected). She's also smart (big brain) and gave me (receiving) some good brain (fellatio) if you know what I mean (fellatio). Shit was so cash (enjoyable, not currency)!
Anyway I'm (John) out of here (rdrama.net) and probably gonna smash (have s*x with) her (bio-foid) again tonight (from 10:30 to about 10:34p.m. Eastern Time). See you later, virgins (lol)!
Oh btw, before I dip just want to ask you all a few things I've been wondering. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any kitty? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. You are all cute twinks who should just keep yourselves safe. Thanks for listening.
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How did it feel puting your peepee into something that BLEEDS regularly
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better than putting it in something people use to poop out of (gross)
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Lol I don't like anal either, frotting and oral is where it's at
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Since when did furmen get picky
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Back in the day on 4chan there was dude who would post multiple times a day ranting about how anal was the inferior way to have gay s*x and frotting was the best. He'd spam his multi-paragraph long copypasta denouncing gays who give or take it in the butt and lauding the virtues of rubbing peepees together. I wonder what ever became of him but at least he probably didn't die from AIDs I guess.
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Thats dude sounds based lmao
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I glad to admit that I don't know what frotting is and I don't want to know.
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wikipedia has a really nice illustration of it:
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Honestly, giving yourself a handjob seems less tedious and more pleasurable.
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The Uruguayan?
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You mean you don't enjoy the extra texture that haemorrhoids add to a bussy?
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