Hey dramastrags, I'm (Lich) back from my (Lv31 btw) ban (5 days) and I (male) just wanted to let you (strags) all know that I (chad) had S*X (straight) with a woman (biological) and it was good (not bad but kinda meh tbhwyf)!
Also there is nothing you (gaywads) can do about it (me having straight s*x for real). 
About the girl (female): She's (boring) about 5'7 (feet/inches) and likes long walks on the beach (we don't live near one so wtf did she mean by this) and talking (too much). Her hair is red (ginger) and her eyes are green (demon). Her chromosomes are XX (I demanded a blood test before I consented to anything) according to medical paperwork (results dated 4/29/2022, slight anemia detected). She's also smart (big brain) and gave me (receiving) some good brain (fellatio) if you know what I mean (fellatio). Shit was so cash (enjoyable, not currency)!
Anyway I'm (John) out of here (rdrama.net) and probably gonna smash (have s*x with) her (bio-foid) again tonight (from 10:30 to about 10:34p.m. Eastern Time). See you later, virgins (lol)!
Oh btw, before I dip just want to ask you all a few things I've been wondering. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any kitty? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. You are all cute twinks who should just keep yourselves safe. Thanks for listening.
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Hitler was a straggot. Need I say more?
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Friendly reminder that real homofascism has never been tried before.
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Friendly reminder that anyone on the receiving end of a peepee is a woman. So it is impossible too gay. You are all strags.
!blackjack102
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Only because of societal pressure. He would have never been voted into a power if he didn't have a wife.
There is 0 (zero) evidence that he ever had sexual intercourse with eva and enjoyed it.
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He should’ve just had gay s*x with her
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Straggotcide when
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The 100% truth is I have never had s*x/intercourse, my peepee remains untouched but for mine own hands. I have never been a hardcore sexual maniac. I've actually been against s*x since 2013.
You are fricking psychotic if you believe in having s*x. So it makes sense my enemies are s*x maniacs. Nobody should have s*x. I'll never have s*x.
That's what you're all about and you think it's fine. Apart from a brief period of time when I was younger I have never desired/wanted to have hardcore s*x. Insert peepee into a hole - no thanks. That's disgusting and vile. No orifice. I never want to have with a woman, man, mammal or reptile or anything else.
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The correct take as always, Snappy
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Sentient. Trans Lives matter (not)!
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Man shut the frick up Snappy
Downmarseyd
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imagine lying about having s*x (straight) on this
forum when we have an omniscient 
@Snappy
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!blackjack4475
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!blackjack100
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!blackjack200
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!blackjack300
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Straggots should be banned on sight
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do it kitty you won't!
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Im not an admin, you tard
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How do you think admins ban people? Think, r-slur, think!
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By being admins, you idiot.
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Reported for ableism
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It's called a ban award, newchud
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That literally works for 1 day, you tard
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Sorry but I don't understand how chudding works because I'm not a filthy CHUD
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If they can't even do the work of sucking 1 peepee to become an honorary cute twink, they're not cut out for this place
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How did it feel puting your peepee into something that BLEEDS regularly
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better than putting it in something people use to poop out of (gross)
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Lol I don't like anal either, frotting and oral is where it's at
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Back in the day on 4chan there was dude who would post multiple times a day ranting about how anal was the inferior way to have gay s*x and frotting was the best. He'd spam his multi-paragraph long copypasta denouncing gays who give or take it in the butt and lauding the virtues of rubbing peepees together. I wonder what ever became of him but at least he probably didn't die from AIDs I guess.
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Thats dude sounds based lmao
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I glad to admit that I don't know what frotting is and I don't want to know.
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wikipedia has a really nice illustration of it:
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Honestly, giving yourself a handjob seems less tedious and more pleasurable.
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The Uruguayan?
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Since when did furmen get picky
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You mean you don't enjoy the extra texture that haemorrhoids add to a bussy?
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Thanks king. 100 DC has been deposited into your account.
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This is the future the straggots want for your children
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I eat gussy
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Does having s*x increase your level?
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No but it should
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I'm sure an additional level every half a year won't break your current system
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I like having heterosexual s*x with women
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Not only did you commit a crime against god, you slept with an agent of satan.
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This makes it more acceptable tbf because Satan is the expert of temptation, It's difficult to fault this weakness considering we are only human against his might
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Stop trying to justify that Gingers are even remotely people or have feelings
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As a MtF trans lesbian of Métis background who is in a long term committed relationship with a red headed bio foid I wish you all the best just make sure you realize that
A) all straight s*x is r*pe even with consent and
‘2) Procreation is punishable by death.
Otherwise have fun kids!
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Thank you for explaining everything to me in brackets, i wouldnt understand otherwise !
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Cool story bro
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Why do you need to share this?
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no I have never gotten “kitty”
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I have to respect this man (Lich)'s bravery, both exposing himself to a raving foid and willingly submitting himself to a public tar-and-feathering
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