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TIL that there is a subreddit where redditors take pictures of other people's mansions and sneed about them lmao :marseylaugh::marseylibright:

https://old.reddit.com/r/McMansionHell

This has to be on of the saddest subreddits ever lmao

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:#marseymoney:

Snapshots:

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!slots294

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McMansions are called that precisely because they are not mansions

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To me any big house is a mansion lmao

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New money

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God, I know.

People should know their fricking place and stay within their class. Poors and former poors are so gross.

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Former poors are significantly worse than actual poor people.

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What about new poors?

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storytellers and lolcows

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It looks like Thursdays are their days they get to post pretty mansions. Most of them on other days are, like, Texas subdivisions

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I legit agree with most of the critiques. Newer Texas suburban architecture is fricking terrible.

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Texas is honestly one of the shittiest looking states. If a ruralcel's only experince with a city was in Houston, Austin, and Dallas then it's completely understandable to hate cities

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Is Austin really that bad? I thought they’re considered better than Houston and DFW in that regard?

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Honestly a few nukes would improve Houston

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Austin suburbs are shit but collin county has pretty cohesive houses


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Pic related, it's every guy with a fat wife telling me how "free and great" moving to Dallas is (he has a 75 minute commute and pays $25k/year in property tax on his rotting 2009-contruction shitbox house)

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I use to hate McMansions but my friend bought one and TBH it's kind of great. There are so many rooms you can mess with. Need some guest bedrooms? Easy. Want a game room, man cave, library? You've got like 5 extra after that. Kitchen is massive and easy to move around in. They have a grill room they wheel their grill out of.

Basement is larger than my house, and I thought my house was a bit big for one person.

Only problem is how sturdy they are but they chose a good developer.

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In practice most of the non-essential rooms end up unused for 90% of the time unless the owners have a few kids, in which case most of the non-essential rooms are equally unused unless the kids have friends over or the family makes some sort of weekly routine out of using the home theatre. The money put towards a grill room is much better spent on a property you can peepee around on or in a good location where you can actually walk to things, depending on your preferences. I'd pay premium for a massive kitchen though :marseycry:

t. grew up in mcmansions

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My grandfather built up another floor to our house and extended its floorspace, before that 50% the area had been a garden, anticipating that all his children would move back in. Ofc that didn't happen and now even his grandchildren are moving out though he didn't live to see that. Now there's 4 people and 16 rooms there, more maids than our people in the bottom floor.

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A garden would have been so much better.

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Classic baron mistake, recreating commie housing conditions because family

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Aww, your gardenlet gramps must have been shattered.

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Mansionlets

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Suburban McMansions!!!!!!!!!!! IN TEXAS!!!!!!! No privacy!!!!!

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This title was written by someone who probably shares a bathroom with 4 strangers.

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I would honestly not mind living there but then again I live in a small butt apartment with a roommate lol

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Where's the backyard wtf. I thought texas was all ranches and shit

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T*xans are being rounded up so we can cluster strike them easier. The superior states will have their revenge.

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Based.

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“Superior?” :marseystonetoss:

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yes

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I see these type of houses all the time in newly developed suburbs, where the 'backyards' are garages accessed from the alley behind them. I'm guessing it's to make people feel like they're living the white-picket fence dream when they can't afford it or want to live closer to the city.

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Early 1900s Terrace houses are like that, but at least with those you're only a few minutes from the city center. Living like sardines in the burbs is pointless. No space + a shitty commute it's the worst of both worlds

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Having garages accessed from alley on the back side of the house helps a lot with house aesthetics. A big garage in the front is garish

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for wtf do these "people" use the front door :marseylaugh:

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Developers squarefootmaxxing.

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Working class neighborhood, disgusting

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I'd rather get no privacy with all the comforts and convenience of the city than no privacy for 500k in the middle of the suburbs :marseyshrug:

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No Homeless = all that matters to me.

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At least the homeless aren't boring :marseysleep:

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still more room than british housing projects

and probably cheaper in the long run

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Nah british suifuel rowhouses will still be standing in 20 years

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I mean, at this point, just build an apartment.

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Those aren't even mcmansions. It's just a depressing suburb. The worst thing about developments like this is that they absolutely necessitate a car to escape the winding maze of streets.

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Guttermaxxing

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I'm assuming this neighborhood has a communal walking trail, small playground, and possibly a swimming pool.

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This is the biggest apartment complex ive ever seen

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I still don't get this American obsession with having a huge house with barely any garden. Surely you want a private outdoor area to chill in?

Are these not the same people who claim watering your grass is white supremacy? Do they have no consistency with their gay takes?

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:#marseyconfused:

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Do these autists hate complex shapes?

They also hate granite countertops and light brown cabinets.

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I mean it looks kinda odd to me? But it's not intolerably ugly:marseyshrug:

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It’s absolutely hideous. First thing I would do is put a basketball hoop over the garage

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Gorgeous scenery, darn

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Redditors hate the outdoors.

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That's a pretty normal-looking 2003 kitchen, how's it the top post of the year? Paint the walls, buy new appliances and replace the cabinet doors and you've got a modern kitchen.

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Those weird arches tho

Also the point is that it's not only a normal 2003 kitchen, it's like the distilled essence of the early 2000s kitchen vibe.

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The floating countertop in the middle, ugly granite tops, and weird inlet arches are just bad. Why is there a random column going through the top of the cabinet?

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Not a column, it's a vent for the range hood

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Definitely needs to be integrated better tbh what happened to just mounting the cupboards flush to the ceiling?

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The roof is a bit flat with how you can see snow on the mountains in back, but I like the multilayered material look and the view is nice. Maybe a window above the garage to break up the flat space a bit. I like the small lawns with the natural vegetation around.

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It's cope. I used to do a variation of it when I was young and poor and car insurance was expensive. See a nice car and I'd tell myself it looked ugly or the wheels were too big or it was a garish colour and that only knobs would ever own it.

Just a way to carry on with their day without confronting their failure.

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It’s not cope though. I feel the same way as these based redditors calling out cheap and bad design.

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As if you never saw a more expensive car that made you drool :taywhat:

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The repeated eaves look awful, especially with the part on the side that sticks out at a shallower angle. It'd look way better if it were symmetrical with one normal set of eaves. The part where they intersect at the top is a mess too.

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Symmetry strags get the rope!

:#marseyropeyourself:

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The front is pretty ugly tbh.

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You're blind if you don't think that's an eyesore.


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Dam this house would cost millions for the views alone

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is that 3 garages :marseylaugh:

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Dude look at it from the front, it’s abysmal. If it wasn’t for the location you couldn’t pay me to live in that monstrosity.

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>it's abysmal!!

>couldn’t pay me to live in that monstrosity!!!!

:#soyreddit:

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OMG a $4 million eyesore that’s going to crumble in three years, I’m gonna CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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I'm actually a big fan of the two gutters tasked with watering the driveway, most houses don't have any!

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Cheaply built suburban homes with design flaws and a lack of architectural integrity

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Your three story suburban townhouse lacks architectural integrity and has many design flaws

  • posted from my 400sqft apartment with my GED (I am a self educated expert in architecture)
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Yeah frick houses! Slips into my Ozark trail sleeping bag under the bridge

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That 6000sqft house has too many windows. Totally unlivable. Not like my studio apartment which is so cozy and space efficient.

:#seethejak:

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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/408-Soffie-Dr-Newell-IA-50568/2066774920_zpid/

I'm gonna need a drink to sleep without Escher nightmares.

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That's actually cool, I'd sleep under there if it was lit up with a strobe light all night

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That one is rather baller. It's even got that lean.

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They're calling that a McMansion? But it's actually cool.

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Snally no. :marseydisagree:

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Literal braphog barn.

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is that supposed to be a bad thing? :marseyquestion:

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🤢🤢🤮

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It looks kinda like Trump's hair

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6th grade tree fort vibes

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I am the architect, designer, carpenter and plumber. It's a lot of high-end work and materials. It's been a long 75 weeks straight of work. This has always been a build to sell. I have a lot of pictures.

This house is beautiful.

This is listed.

:marseyxd: :marseyconfused: :marseyxd:

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I kinda dig that. They took the whole Barndominium thing to it's insane and illogical conclusion.

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