Witches rush to explain why they can't hex the supreme court. Turns out Clarence Thomas himself is a powerful hoodoo priest

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Remember it's not racist to imply that Clarence Thomas is a hoodoo warlock

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Also turns out the supreme court have hired chud witches of their own to provide magical protection

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But don't worry, witches can still help by performing justice and protection spells :marseywholesome:

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It's wild that calling the black guy on the Supreme Court a voodoo priest is considered woke and not racist, somehow. The world is legit r-slurred.

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Its his culture, sweetie. You know all Black men born in Georgia who attend Yale are introduced into the hoodoo (dont use a "v", that is racist) order, right?

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Voodoo and hoodoo are apparently two different things. Voodoo is supposedly common around the Mississippi and Louisiana area while hoodoo is the general South.

I have no idea how theyโ€™re actually different or if theyโ€™re even real.

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Voodoo is the term we use in Mississippi, but Iโ€™ve never seen a legit practitioner. We do have a lot of those bottle trees, which I guess come from voodoo.

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I think those trees were just people scaring away animals and people later thought it scare spirits/ghosts and later people just thought they looked nice.

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:#boomermonster:

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"There's Voodoo that goes on in this city, suuuure."

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it's magic, none of it is real :marseyakshually:

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Wrong.

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I thought hoodoo was voodoo from the hood. While regular voodoo is from Haiti.

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In Haiti itโ€™s spelled vodou or something since theyโ€™re frog speakers. Voodoo is from NOLA to the Delta and then some, though there are apparently some connections since Port-au-Prince and New Orleans used to be connected under the French and a lot of migrants and refugees and slaves that moved to New Orleans after the revolution in Haiti.

Hoodoo is general South though Iโ€™m not sure if itโ€™s a religion, โ€œwitchcraftโ€ or even African derived since a lot of it just general superstition similar to or seemingly from Christian culture, doesnโ€™t help that many academics and/or white foids like to attribute anything interesting about Christian religion, superstition or folktales to paganism or witchcraft (ie Christmas trees, the Evil Eye, Shrove Tuesday, alchemy/astrology, Celtic crosses, etc.). Thereโ€™s also many mayo and Injun practitioners in the South who do similar things so it makes African origin/witchcraft even less likely.

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Unironically if I remember right from Gabriel Knight Hoodoo is the practice of superstitious voodoo. So like a little bottle of magic oil you buy from some charlatan is the practice of hoodoo.

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lmfaoooooo :mysides:

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I like your reasoning better

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The power of Voodoo!

Hoodoo?

Youdoo.

Doo what?

Remind me of the babe

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I seem to recall that voodoo is a general religion/folklore/belief system while hoodoo is the actual cursing and whatnot, but I'm rusty on the specifics.

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Of course they're real in games like Zelda and might and magic. Are you going to try and defeat Ganon by mere arrows and swords alone?

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And also got their BA at a private Jesuit university

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Hoodoo is a set of spiritual practices, traditions, and beliefs which were created and concealed from slaveholders by enslaved Africans in North America

wait the black dude is a slaveholder???

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You're an idiot if you think that's woke. It's actually really racist.

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A timeless classic

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Wdym?

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I'm not going to explain myself to you.

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Pretty please!

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No.

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Why are you being so mean? :marseytears:

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He's a gimmickposter

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Sure but I want to know what they were sneeding about or accusing others what theyโ€™re sneeding of.

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I don't think it's actually "woke" but the fact that people in the "woke" camp don't seem to see it as obviously racist is insane.

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If you don't think it's 'woke', then you're obviously not 'woke' yourself. And if you're not 'woke', then you have no business commentating on what is or isn't 'woke'. So please, do us all a favour and just shut the frick up.

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:#marseyspecialpat:

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How many times are you going to bite the bait old man

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This emoji is meant to convey that I'm not taking the bait.

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I respect the hustle

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I don't need your respect.

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I don't need your consent :marseyshapiro:

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Your needs are irrelevant to me.

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Spoken like a true Borg

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You're nothing but a mindless drone.

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But you repeat yourself.

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I repeat myself because I want to make sure you understand what I'm saying.

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:#soycry: democrats are the real racists

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I know what you're talking about but this time that ain't it.

You don't think it's fricking racist to call a BIPOC a fricking witch doctor?

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No

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POC

The preferred term is 'negro' or 'blackie'. You'll see the childlike gratitude in their eyes when you call them by these more inclusive and sensitive terms. Give it a try.

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Either this is some kind of joke im not getting or you're using the rDrama filter

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it's only racist if you don't really fear the guy

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Get with the times sweetie

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