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TRAGEDY! HORROR! Someone shot up the FBI building in Clinton Co (lol) OH and is currently in a standoff with police

https://x.com/mynbc15/status/1557745287283736577

Maybe he didn't shoot the FBI building? Reports are conflicting.

Turns out he shot at FBI agents with a nail gun, waved an AR-15, and then ran away before getting into a gun fight in the corn lmao

And he's dead

Turns out he was a DDR supporter that was at J6.

Also, this is not photoshopped:

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He was posting to truth social while shooting it out with police


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He escaped into a corn field. This is the kind of insurgency tactic that confounds the modern state apparatus.

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If he is skilled, they won't find him.

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>If he is skilled

Oh you are just adorable :marseylove:

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It's basically a tard-off between a schizo and a glowtroopers where the least r-slurred wins

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Follow the crick to the pond, get a hollowed-out reed to breathe through, submerge yourself and hide under the dead floating horse.

Rambo that shit.

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:marseysoypoint: she said the thing about the dead horse

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:#marseydeadhorse:

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I've tried this, it doesn't work in real life. A reed isn't wide enough to allow enough airflow.

I suppose you could get a bunch of reeds and make a "reed harmonica" to breathe through but that makes you much more detectable and sort of defeats the purpose of using a reed to hide in the first place.

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Now I want to test a multi reed snorkle


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Do it! You should always try new activities to see if you like them. You could find your next new hobby or passion that way. I know plenty of really incredible lurkers who didn't even think they would enjoy lurking, but once they tried lurking underwater with a reed snorkle they realized that they were very talented at it.

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I feel like this is a modified copypasta but I legit love snorkeling in my lake. My neighbors joke that I'm part fish


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:#carporeon:

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You're a ruralcel? Shocking info.

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the issue is that fat floats

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:marseyfbi::marseyfbi::marseyconfused::#!marseycorn::#!marseycorn::#marseykyle::#marseycorn::#marseycorn:

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Why did someone make a corn marsey that's the real question

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there's a famous corn-based user that posts idaho drama, forgot his name

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>corn-based user

So an avarage midwesterner?

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Iowa Hawkeye I think

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Itโ€™s cute :marseyinabox:

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Excess high-fructose corn syrup production forces manufacturers to just stuff it everywhere where it doesn't completely corrupt the taste.

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Hawkeye was his name, just saw another user reference it

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The lizard fears the maize.

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