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TRAGEDY! HORROR! Someone shot up the FBI building in Clinton Co (lol) OH and is currently in a standoff with police

https://x.com/mynbc15/status/1557745287283736577

Maybe he didn't shoot the FBI building? Reports are conflicting.

Turns out he shot at FBI agents with a nail gun, waved an AR-15, and then ran away before getting into a gun fight in the corn lmao

And he's dead

Turns out he was a DDR supporter that was at J6.

Also, this is not photoshopped:

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He was posting to truth social while shooting it out with police


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When the mentally ill white boy youโ€™re grooming to attack a civ building realizes whatโ€™s going on but you already armed him


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^ THIS IS A FEDPOST

^ THIS USER GLOWS

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We all Glow down here... :marseyit:

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:#marseynotesglow:

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:marseykneel:

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:#marseyjam:

I made that pic and im happy to see it gain some traction

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:#tayclap::#taycrown:

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:#marseyembrace:

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i fr thought it was just some incredibly widely distributed thing from a chan all this time lmao

Well done


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:#marseyblush:

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Incredible work

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:marseyjam:

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I'm hoping for a CIA vs FBI war :marseynoyouglow:

:#marseyinshallah:

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GTA V real life

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GTA V real life

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Was that the plot? I couldnโ€™t figure out what was going on in the third act.

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Which part are you thinking of as third act? Micheal redemption arc?

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Who were the agencies you had to work with and then screw over?

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FIB

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So not the CIA at all?

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Well you had to screw over the CIA in a few missions but you were working with the FBI only.

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Fib or iaa?

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Considering that we barely see anything of the IAA and the blonde butthole is FIB, Id say IAA. But, FIB did let a psychopathic hillbilly torture a middle eastern guy (based). On the other hand, the IAA wanted to shove a bigass flashlight up said middle eastern guys butt, which is also based.

Tbh its hard to decide which team I am on.

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Hello FBI, give me guns. Iโ€™m a broke b-word and need your help

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I wonder if he passed the bomb making class like the one they gave that r-slur during their whitmer kidnapping gayop

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When the FBI's own pokemon hurts it in its confusion.

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Mashallah

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timeless

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The fbi arent people.

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Hope he covered his tracks first.

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He escaped into a corn field. This is the kind of insurgency tactic that confounds the modern state apparatus.

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:marseyfbi::marseyfbi::marseyconfused::#!marseycorn::#!marseycorn::#marseykyle::#marseycorn::#marseycorn:

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Why did someone make a corn marsey that's the real question

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there's a famous corn-based user that posts idaho drama, forgot his name

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>corn-based user

So an avarage midwesterner?

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Iowa Hawkeye I think

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Itโ€™s cute :marseyinabox:

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Excess high-fructose corn syrup production forces manufacturers to just stuff it everywhere where it doesn't completely corrupt the taste.

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Hawkeye was his name, just saw another user reference it

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If he is skilled, they won't find him.

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>If he is skilled

Oh you are just adorable :marseylove:

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Follow the crick to the pond, get a hollowed-out reed to breathe through, submerge yourself and hide under the dead floating horse.

Rambo that shit.

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:marseysoypoint: she said the thing about the dead horse

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:#marseydeadhorse:

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I've tried this, it doesn't work in real life. A reed isn't wide enough to allow enough airflow.

I suppose you could get a bunch of reeds and make a "reed harmonica" to breathe through but that makes you much more detectable and sort of defeats the purpose of using a reed to hide in the first place.

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Now I want to test a multi reed snorkle


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Do it! You should always try new activities to see if you like them. You could find your next new hobby or passion that way. I know plenty of really incredible lurkers who didn't even think they would enjoy lurking, but once they tried lurking underwater with a reed snorkle they realized that they were very talented at it.

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I feel like this is a modified copypasta but I legit love snorkeling in my lake. My neighbors joke that I'm part fish


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:#carporeon:

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You're a ruralcel? Shocking info.

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the issue is that fat floats

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It's basically a tard-off between a schizo and a glowtroopers where the least r-slurred wins

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The lizard fears the maize.

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Dear lord if DDR comes out in support of this schizoid in any way there's going to be a war.

Inshallah

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quano confrimed? :marseyworried:

Factcheck: This claim is both true and false.

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oh shit :!marseyworried:

but if quano partially confirmd, is he evil or good

Factcheck: Yes.

The 8-Ball Says: Most likely.

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How do you do that? The factcheck thing?

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somebody took the "why doesn't anyone shoot up the FBI" meme seriously :marseywholesome:

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You cant shoot up the FBI dumbass, its not water soluble. Smdh.

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Apparently they didn't do it very well though. :marseyrain:

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Stochastic terrorism works

:#marseywitch2::#marseykyle:

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bardfinn

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๐ŸšจBard bot alert!๐Ÿšจ

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Nobody wants to shoot up the FBI in NYC at precisely 5pm this Friday right?

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This whole reporting on trump flushing a sticky note down the shitter is making me want to vote for him a 3rd time.

Before I just wrote in Ron Paul.

Good job lameatream media.

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I know people who were cheering for him to go to jail five years ago that would vote for him now.

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I just saw some boomer shir I shared in like 14 or 15 come across Facebook memories accusing trump working with the Clinton's to sabatage the republicans 2016 election.

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I still hold out that was a real possibility and then he ran with it once he had a chance of winning

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If you still think that's a possibility, then you're even more deluded than I thought.

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I'm always exceeding expectations @bbbb

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Exceeding expectations is overrated. You should try meeting them for once.

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:#marseyhmmm:

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bbbb, when you exceed an expectation, that implies you have met it, because not only have you met the expectation, you have exceeded it.

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I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're trying to say.

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There's a election night clip of DJT45 mouthing "how bout that...I'm the president?" as it dawned on him that he won.

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Lol. Prove it.

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Well, I did vote for him because I kinda want something like this to happen while being POTUS.

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