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Attack on the FBI building in Cincinnati:
— NBC 15 News (@mynbc15) August 11, 2022
Interstate I71 North is shut down after suspect drove toward Waynesville Ohio. Unconfirmed reports say his now firing at police from a corn field.https://t.co/BDibMb2If5 pic.twitter.com/gLmgpmlVuT
Maybe he didn't shoot the FBI building? Reports are conflicting.
Turns out he shot at FBI agents with a nail gun, waved an AR-15, and then ran away before getting into a gun fight in the corn lmao
Turns out he was a DDR supporter that was at J6.
Also, this is not photoshopped:
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He was posting to truth social while shooting it out with police
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He escaped into a corn field. This is the kind of insurgency tactic that confounds the modern state apparatus.
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If he is skilled, they won't find him.
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Oh you are just adorable
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Follow the crick to the pond, get a hollowed-out reed to breathe through, submerge yourself and hide under the dead floating horse.
Rambo that shit.
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I've tried this, it doesn't work in real life. A reed isn't wide enough to allow enough airflow.
I suppose you could get a bunch of reeds and make a "reed harmonica" to breathe through but that makes you much more detectable and sort of defeats the purpose of using a reed to hide in the first place.
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Now I want to test a multi reed snorkle
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Do it! You should always try new activities to see if you like them. You could find your next new hobby or passion that way. I know plenty of really incredible lurkers who didn't even think they would enjoy lurking, but once they tried lurking underwater with a reed snorkle they realized that they were very talented at it.
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I feel like this is a modified copypasta but I legit love snorkeling in my lake. My neighbors joke that I'm part fish
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You're a ruralcel? Shocking info.
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the issue is that fat floats
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It's basically a tard-off between a schizo and a glowtroopers where the least r-slurred wins
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Why did someone make a corn marsey that's the real question
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there's a famous corn-based user that posts idaho drama, forgot his name
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So an avarage midwesterner?
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Iowa Hawkeye I think
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Itโs cute
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Excess high-fructose corn syrup production forces manufacturers to just stuff it everywhere where it doesn't completely corrupt the taste.
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Hawkeye was his name, just saw another user reference it
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The lizard fears the maize.
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