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TRAGEDY! HORROR! Someone shot up the FBI building in Clinton Co (lol) OH and is currently in a standoff with police

https://twitter.com/mynbc15/status/1557745287283736577

Maybe he didn't shoot the FBI building? Reports are conflicting.

Turns out he shot at FBI agents with a nail gun, waved an AR-15, and then ran away before getting into a gun fight in the corn lmao

And he's dead

Turns out he was a DDR supporter that was at J6.

Also, this is not photoshopped:

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He was posting to truth social while shooting it out with police


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If youโ€™re this angry about people criticizing their government and have to emphasize that you find them โ€œpatrioticโ€ it means youโ€™re a tyrant

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This glows like the comet ping pong shooting.

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I had been told that law enforcement was bad, but now Iโ€™m finding out itโ€™s good actuslly? What the?

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I still can't believe that's real


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One word, Ohio.

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MAGA COUNTRY!

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Antifascists have investigated this and found the claims to be unproven

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He's still no Dorner...

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Too bad


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  • collectijism : https://mobile.twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1557439495187881984

Homo, when was the last time you spoke to @collectijism? :#marseyworried:

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Deux dying did this


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jeeee I wonder where the FBI coulda got warning of this shit? Mayyybe the .win site? Frickin morons.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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I absolutely in now way condone this, but I think there are people (not me) who would say to this absolutely misguided young man: "kill them all"

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!blackjack100

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!blackjack100

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!blackjack100

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!blackjack100

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!blackjack100

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literally driving thru the Midwest wondering why I71 was closed.


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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>firing at police from a corn field

Has @Hawkeye_2_Dope posted today?

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Supposedly this dude is wanted for activity at the Jan 6 debacle too https://twitter.com/jsrailton/status/1557760910512586752?s=21&t=FWjhZ63oWk2wm1uApUypLQ

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Please tell me it's an insane, cute, vegan, persian lady from youtube :marseybegging:

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@idc do it for him

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Eva?! EVA?? HAS ANYONE SEEN EVA TODAY???

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he's just fighting against fascism. if this upsets you then...that means you are the fascist.

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Buy your copies of the latest edition of The Anarchist's Cookbook now before they use this as an attempt to crack down on all dissident leftist media :marseysweating:

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The Anarchist's Cookbook

That shits cucked and likely get you killed. Grab one of the Army manuals on it booby traps and improvised munitions. For protecting your Minecraft base of course.

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Yeah, their section on pipe bombs seemed.... structurally unsound

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When I was in high school I had a teacher that was in Nam. I mentioned to him that I had the anarchist cookbook and he asked me to bring it in so he could read it (but don't tell anyone). He went through it and explained what worked (hardly anything) and what would get you killed (basically everything but especially the chlorine gas recipe).

That teacher was so awesome


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that's rightoid talk, and I'm not reading a book by capitalist statist pigs

what's even the point

the capitalist goonsquad already know what to expect because they read army books which aren't intended for urban gorilla warfare anyway

when the people rise up and start mixing bleach and ammonia in their kitchens in order to make high powered molotovs, they are fricking done for

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You think the average officer or grunt reads even one of those manuals

:#marseylaugh:

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Try Inspire magazine. The authors truly empathize with the average man's struggle.

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Lesssgooo godspeed sweet prince but this is actually bad.

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The one real dramatard has finally snapped. We did it, fellow agents!

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Classic Twitter jerking itself raw over police narrative

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Officials said one person showed up to the office in Kenwood and appeared to be armed while making potential threats. The person drove off, leading Ohio State Highway Patrol on a pursuit into Clinton County.

so no shooting?

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I'm leaving the title because it's more dramatic

Update: he shot at them with a nail gun lol


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Update: he shot at them with a nail gun lol

News headline: Man with fully semi automatic weapon attacks FBI campus

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It's funnier than that. He saw a video on YouTube that nail guns could shoot through bulletproof glass. Well it turns out that they can't so he ran away, got in a shootout with the cops, posted to Truth Social during the shootout, and then got ventilated lmao


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Most intelligent rightoid.

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Lmao. Imagine being so r-slurred that you think a nail, a slower moving object, has a better chance to penetrate bulletproof glass than a gun. Excuse me while I glowpost for a second, but if you're going to go out in a last hoorah a .50 cal is pretty readily obtainable.

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An RN-50 is only $1600 but it's single shot break action with a screw on breech.

Start from a neighboring rooftop in Minecraft


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A barret is only ~$8k. Don't @ me if you can't come up with $8k for your last day on earth in Minecraft

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FRICKING WHERE TELL ME


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It's not my job to educate you sweaty.

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Never admit defeat

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He escaped into a corn field. This is the kind of insurgency tactic that confounds the modern state apparatus.

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The lizard fears the maize.

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:marseyfbi::marseyfbi::marseyconfused::#!marseycorn::#!marseycorn::#marseykyle::#marseycorn::#marseycorn:

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Why did someone make a corn marsey that's the real question

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Itโ€™s cute :marseyinabox:

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Hawkeye was his name, just saw another user reference it

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Excess high-fructose corn syrup production forces manufacturers to just stuff it everywhere where it doesn't completely corrupt the taste.

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there's a famous corn-based user that posts idaho drama, forgot his name

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Iowa Hawkeye I think

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>corn-based user

So an avarage midwesterner?

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If he is skilled, they won't find him.

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>If he is skilled

Oh you are just adorable :marseylove:

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It's basically a tard-off between a schizo and a glowtroopers where the least r-slurred wins

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Follow the crick to the pond, get a hollowed-out reed to breathe through, submerge yourself and hide under the dead floating horse.

Rambo that shit.

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the issue is that fat floats

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I've tried this, it doesn't work in real life. A reed isn't wide enough to allow enough airflow.

I suppose you could get a bunch of reeds and make a "reed harmonica" to breathe through but that makes you much more detectable and sort of defeats the purpose of using a reed to hide in the first place.

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Now I want to test a multi reed snorkle


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Do it! You should always try new activities to see if you like them. You could find your next new hobby or passion that way. I know plenty of really incredible lurkers who didn't even think they would enjoy lurking, but once they tried lurking underwater with a reed snorkle they realized that they were very talented at it.

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I feel like this is a modified copypasta but I legit love snorkeling in my lake. My neighbors joke that I'm part fish


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You're a ruralcel? Shocking info.

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:#carporeon:

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:marseysoypoint: she said the thing about the dead horse

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:#marseydeadhorse:

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