This is a crazy exchange.

Does the media really think the holocaust was caused by free speech? https://t.co/EBUKx75Wfm

— JD Vance (@JDVance) February 16, 2025

Angry bride struggles through vows as guest lets baby cry during ‘adults-only’ ceremony https://t.co/krV5rYs4IS pic.twitter.com/XwHcQoRkeQ

— New York Post (@nypost) February 17, 2025

The seal, believed to be about five or six weeks old, was found in the middle of Chapel Street near East Street. Police blocked off the area to keep it safe until the DEEP and Mystic Aquarium arrived.

"It definitely was concerning for us when we say he was amidst all that hustle and bustle of the city," said animal rescue technician Francesca Battaglia.

Battaglia said this wasn't the first time the aquarium's animal rescue team had seen the seal. He was in Branford last week, and on Saturday, he was spotted – maybe more fitting – next to Shell & Bones Oyster Bar and Grill on South Water Street in New Haven.

"We're like, he's still bright and alert and looking good," she said. "Maybe we can just relocate him to a safe beach, and so our team did do that. But then, unfortunately, the next day, he showed back up in the middle of the city there."

FREE HIM

Added bonus: SHEILA!

I hope you're all well!

!animalposters !cats

“We Need Better Training In The Airforce”.- Nigeria Airforce Personnel Posts On TikTok. pic.twitter.com/P04ZaqGTD6

— Somto Okonkwo (@General_Somto) February 16, 2025

Original post on Reddit on /r/HumanoidEncounters (which btw is FULL of schizos):

>Bald Oompa Loompas fricking in my backyard? (Humboldt County, CA)

This event took place on 11/10/24 in Humboldt County, California, US. I'd been hearing this terrible chirping/screeching sound for the past three nights outside my window. Finally got sick of it so I decided to investigate. Was expecting some dumb bird, but no. I turn my flashlight on and uncover what has to be the single most troubling spectacle to ever meet my eyes in my 29 years of life. Two orange and very naked little creatures were doing it in the middle of my zucchini patch. Their eyes were beady and their mouths were agape in the way that turtles mouths are agape when making love. Just an awful sight all together. Our eyes met and they sat there for a second staring at me with what I can only describe as empty headed surprise. Then, in an instant the one on top leapt off and the two little frickers scurried away from sight in what felt like mere seconds. So like. What the frick did I see? They literally looked like Oompa Loompas from heck. Anyone else seen anything like this or am I just cursed?

Someone in the comments directs him to this post of similar orange gnomes torturing some other schizo:

OP responds with:

Holy frick! That's them! Those are the little frickers! They even made the same face as the ones in that drawing! Oh my God!

Case closed.

Until he followed up three days ago with a new post:

These events have taken place for the past few weeks in Humboldt County, California. A couple months ago I made the post about the two ugly butt Oompa Loompa's who were getting down and dirty in my garden. Well, after I caught them in the middle of their evening activities, I thought they were gone for good. For an entire month I was left without bother, and even found it within myself to move on from the ordeal. I celebrated Christmas with my family, had a pleasant New Years, and honesty forgot about the horrors I had witnessed. Life was ok, but then, without warning, I heard a little ding on my window one night. I looked out and saw one of THEM. He was running away into the bushes like a gleeful little cherub. I ran outside and there was no trace of the little fricker. What I did find was a tiny white stone laying on the ground below my window. A couple days later and I hear another ding on a different window. What do I find? Another white stone. A week later and the same thing happens again. At this point in time, these buttholes have attacked my poor windows seven goddarn times! Now, I should make it clear that none of my windows have been broken from these attacks as their throws are seemingly wimpy and their rocks are small, but still. Frick these guys. I've got a collection of white stones now and I know they're just going to keep adding to it. Is this supposed to be payback? I'm at a loss of what I should do.

The top comment:

Fellow Humboldt resident here. I have heard of similar things going on.

So I guess this town in California is being overrun by Oompa Loompas and only brave Redditors are willing to report on this. Godspeed.

Ashley St. Clair, influencer who claims to have had Musk’s 13th child, reveals life of secrecy after whirlwind romance with ‘down to earth’ billionaire https://t.co/dxSKQc85zY pic.twitter.com/yNilJsNd3Z

— New York Post (@nypost) February 15, 2025

Saw people saying the timing on valentine's day couldn't be a coincidence but it really appears so lmao I esp love the obv fake stories she makes up about creepy stalkers.

IDK why these people can't use anon accs FFS.

I mean you could not Just tell them not to tell anyone and even if they do its just a rumour at that point.

His harem procedures sound pretty well set. Wonder if he has a eunuch overseer.

Peak chud literature

The tradition, its blinding

It's over Ukroids

I completely forgot I signed up for assisted suicide 2 years ago and my appointment is tomorrow and they won’t let me cancel it pic.twitter.com/B5YvKFHWsD

— NEET (@NEETsongs) February 17, 2025

!alligatorfrickhouse !maids

I hate those stupid posts from people announcing they are leaving an internet forum (I actually love those posts).

I'm banned on my main so I'll post it here since it doesn't actually matter.

I'm bored. You're boring. rDrama is dead.

Bye.

you're probably fat.

xoxo Joan

Today in Silicon Continent I tell the astonishing story of the Italian Superbonus. How was the dumbest economic policy ever put in place and expanded by left, technocratic and right governments and not questioned by Brussels and Frankfurt?https://t.co/0Ha3w0I0tG

— Luis Garicano 🇪🇺🇺🇦 (@lugaricano) February 14, 2025

Seems unprecedented

Man I wish we could print money like that. Franks are blessed.

Renovation worth as much as a house is

How're they estimating fraud at just 5% of that lmao. Seems more like 60-70%, how tf do renovations cost as much as a built house+land?

Isn’t this the guy from the other world tournament ? pic.twitter.com/SbwFq4W88P

— EXFUSION⚡️⚡️⚡️ (@ExFusionYT) February 18, 2025

Prelude:

characters:Tony Hinchcliffe

this cute twink has an open mic show where he, with his guest panel, bullies the participants who bomb. sadly, the show is funny and has the charm of old school hazing

Act 1:

characters: AIB , Mumbai Police , Ranveer Singh

AIB was a skit comedy-satire collective and back in 2015 organized a roast show (tired copied concept i know) of Ranveer Singh (and another fella). the thing went viral...leading to police complaints, apology letters, video bans, media debate blah blah. the hot topic in contention - vulgarity. @Sasanka_of_Gauda 's favourite party, BJP, wants to maintain their monopoly on the right to be potty mouth and they made a huge hue & cry

nah, it was an across the aisle issue

writer's notes: AIB planted the flag of edgy comedy india by surviving this onslaught but couldnt cross the torrent of metoo

Act 2:

characters: Samay Raina , Ranveer Allahbadia

Samay Raina is a big chess streamer/comedian/kashmiri pandit/edgelord who likes to create parody game shows with his audience. he has been hated by the left wing for his "misogny" and love for the right govt. (he's a normal centrist tbh). he once made a fear factor + the dictator mashup where he would just eliminate players on whim calling "life is unfair". (beast games before it was cool). he one one fateful morning decided to copy.....kill tony and mix it with america's got talent. the participant has to perform, predict his score and is rewarded on the basis of their self awareness

the show blew up for its golden age unscripted game show honesty. it seriously BLEW, beyond the target audience and celebrities started clamouring to join the next cool thing. streaming websites offered money to buy the rights, live shows were getting sold out, kids were buying youtube memberships, haters were name dropping it to get views

the character 2, Ranveer Allahabadia, is the indian r-slurred joe rogan + logan paul. he used to make nofap nonsense before transitioning to clickbait podcasts. and i swear by god, HE MADE MONEY. the most braindead content with aliens, yeti, ghosts there was no r-slur grifter on internet that he had not interviewed. the people with brain hate him for that. the right wing govt, BJP, approched him to do their propaganda during elections and my man counted cash. the left wing hates him for that. the rest of youtuber hate him for his clout

ACT 3:

characters: samay raina , ranveer allahabadia , mumbai police

on the 10 year anniversary of AIB roast, when the stars aligned, my neighbor released his episode with Ranveer Allahbadia as guest. and something happened. on the show, there was some homophobic participant and the guests were grilling him by asking what if his son would turn out gay, "would you suck my peepee for 10 mil?", "what bout 20 mil?". in the flow and def due to being drunk, my man RA to fit in with other comics pulled out an old copied stinker "would you rather watch your parents have s*x or join it once to stop it forever?"

left wing clipped it to defame the right wing govt about their association with such "vulgar" people. the right wing ( @Sasanka_of_Gauda basically) went in apeshit overdrive to kill the connection by metaphorically killing the man themselves. other indians joined in their favourite passtime after r*pe, mob lynching. chief ministers of several states are personally name dropping them, police is raiding their computers, rounding up everyone from the day 1 episode 1, opportunists are planning to introduce censorship laws, libertarian right wings are clenching their jaws over their low iq compatriots, people are using "motherlover" while condemning incestuous jokes. RA is crying and apologizing. meanwhile Samay Raina is touring US while chilling cuz "life is unfair". zoomers are seething over their skibidi potty going away. media is making shit up literally to fill airtime. parliamemtary committees are being formed

https://old.reddit.com/r/indiasgotlatent/new

Instead of filing FIR and arresting Ranveer, use this opportunity to regulate vulgar content on OTT and YouTube. There is widespread outrage among the public, and they will gladly support such laws.

Don't squander this opportunity.

— Rishi Bagree (@rishibagree) February 11, 2025

It is not a solution to just ignore the things that offend you.. Normalising unethical behaviour is not at all acceptable, since it creates negative and long term impact on the society.. social platforms, movies, short films, etc. promoting vulgarity should be completely banned.

— Nishantmwagh♥️🦁 (@Nishantmwagh1) February 12, 2025

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How sweet 😂❤️ A little girl from Uzbekistan and young boy from Lebanon greet each other at the blessed Masjid Al Haram in Makkah atop the shoulders of their parents. May Allah bless them. pic.twitter.com/PLJSYMzbfw

— Muslim Daily (@muslimdaily_) February 12, 2025

Well mb their parents don't r*pe them like yours did, Paki.

She is beauty. She is grace. She'll fluff up in yo face!

!animalposters !cats

Rusty and Brock are thriving

!animalposters !cats

@HailVictory1776 Hope you have enough savings and insurance for your treatments buddy

Tranneolibs weigh in

!project2029 will save us

a wild schizoid approaches

A reasonable neolib!?

!neolibs !project2025

Javier Milei just DESTROYED the memecoin market:

Hours ago, Argentinian President Milei launched a memecoin, $LIBRA, for "the growth of their economy."

Within 5 hours, over -$4.4 BILLION of market cap was erased.

Is this the biggest rug pull in history?

(a thread) pic.twitter.com/t4T69r851d

— The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) February 15, 2025

IT TURNS OUT HACKERS HACKED A TURKISH GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS ACCOUNT TO IMPERSONATE THE PRESIDENT OF ARGENTINA

They deleted the acc

!poll_voters !male feminists

Giga - 16 votes

- 24 votes

- 12 votes

The younger brother told investigators that he would see the teacher and his brother "exiting the 1st-floor bathroom together, both wearing towels and wet."

The sister told detectives that the children would sleep in a shared room on the second floor but frequently noticed her brother would not be in his bed the next morning and would instead be sleeping in Caron's bed with her – the victims' younger brother, who was eight years old when he started living with the teacher, also said the same in a statement to law enforcement two days later.

One night while the younger brother was supposed to be sleeping, he told police he witnessed Caron, then 26, molest his brother, 11, while they were on a reclining chair watching a movie with a blanket over them.

In 2019, following the birth of the child, the victim began permanently sleeping in Caron's room and started to keep clothes in her dresser, according to the younger brother to police.

According to the criminal complaint, the crimes were first raised to police following a darning Facebook post by the victims' father who called out the uncanny resemblance of Caron's son to his son on December 12, 2024.