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While I can appreciate the emotion, lashing out at people who support us (even if it's a token effort), isn't going to help. I'm extremely angry myself, but it's important we don't become like Trump and alienate those who would be our friends. (416)

They are not our friends anymore, any of them. FAFO and find safety elsewhere (-44)

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While I can appreciate the emotion, lashing out at people who support us (even if it's a token effort), isn't going to help. I'm extremely angry myself, but it's important we don't become like Trump and alienate those who would be our friends. (416)

You dont have friends with the US.And neither should any country.We are passed that point. (-42)

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While I can appreciate the emotion, lashing out at people who support us (even if it's a token effort), isn't going to help. I'm extremely angry myself, but it's important we don't become like Trump and alienate those who would be our friends. (416)

non of them are our friends. (-34)

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2/3s???? Please get your facts straight before you write about the U.S. What do you think people should do when the richest man in the world spends 300,000,000 to rig the election with his starlink technology? Rich gun manufactures have flooded the country with guns, rich media has brainwashed many with hate. This is not about people simply voting. Voting no longer works here this is about greed. Greed won and Trump is just a tool along for the ride to get richer, the U.S. is for sale. Check your own country and beware, the destruction of democracy in our country should be a warning to all the world. If it can happen here it can happen anywhere. Everyone that can IS fighting back in their own way but I am losing hope. Greed kills everything. This has been a long unstoppable slow coup where the wealthy, religion, racist took over the government piece by piece coming together in a perfect storm. There are movements of civil war, movements of succession in blue states, the... (1)

What do I think people should have done? Voted. It is a bit late now but the USA should stop threatening my country.What is wrong about the following facts? About 64 % (63.9 %) of eligible voters cared to vote at all. Of all eligible voters, ~31 % voted for Harris, and ~32 % voted for the current administration. (sub-0.5 % of votes went to a few other candidates respectively). Since ~36 % of everybody who could vote did not do so, non-voters are your biggest voting block. ~67 % did not vote against this bullshit which is actually slightly higher than the 2/3 I wrote before.Don't school me when your country fricked up. My country's democracy is stronger than yours have ever been, with all due respect. We are horrified, scared, and sick, being threatened by the USA. I am right, you are wrong. Read my statement again and tell me what is incorrect with (1)

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Before all of this, how did you feel about America/Americans? Were we already bad? I'm well aware that things are terrible for most of us, but blaming every American alive who is of voting age is a little over the top. I say this with all respect. I know you're upset, and I am too. But I can't just go out and protest when I have a job to work to support myself. Not everyone has that luxury. We can talk about it all we want, but I can't convince a MAGA supporter to change sides. I vote the way I do to support my community, but it's only so much. I've been outnumbered for years. I can't just teach uneducated people on why they shouldn't have voted the way they have. What can people like I do? I'm already expressive, I'm not able to protest, but I'm expected to grab arms and fight the government? I don't own a gun and have never even held one. I see so much hate from Canada (which I understand) but it's just not aimed at the right place. That's the problem America is having, in my opin... (1)

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2/3 of Americans did not vote against this bullshit. The trust is simply lost and over in my country (not Canada) I just feel that the USA can get lost. Fix your shit but do not threaten my country (you did, not you personally but you get it). (1)

2/3s???? Please get your facts straight before you write about the U.S. What do you think people should do when the richest man in the world spends 300,000,000 to rig the election with his starlink technology? Rich gun manufactures have flooded the country with guns, rich media has brainwashed many with hate. This is not about people simply voting. Voting no longer works here this is about greed. Greed won and Trump is just a tool along for the ride to get richer, the U.S. is for sale. Check your own country and beware, the destruction of democracy in our country should be a warning to all the world. If it can happen here it can happen anywhere. Everyone that can IS fighting back in their own way but I am losing hope. Greed kills everything. This has been a long unstoppable slow coup where the wealthy, religion, racist took over the government piece by piece coming together in a perfect storm. There are movements of civil war, movements of succession in blue states, the... (1)

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autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

nevermind it was a stake ad this whole time lol

Drake tried to take down a drone flying outside his penthouse in Sydney 😭 pic.twitter.com/Hd977UMe4F

— Kurrco (@Kurrco) February 18, 2025

https://old.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/1imcka6/comment/mc224l0/?context=8

I remember going to WiE hours with my homework and they couldn't help me with a vectors problem. Maybe they are better in CS?

https://old.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/1imcka6/comment/mc27uk4/?context=8

Apparently the correct answer to someone not knowing how to turn off a computer should be "so true queen 💅" and not "lol".

https://old.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/1imcka6/comment/mc3ucxe/?context=8

Trans woman becomes worse at CS once she starts taking more estrogen. If she stayed as a masculine trans dude she'd probably be a monster.

!chuds """""mother & daughter duo"""""

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1iv1mv7/former_proud_boys_leader_enrique_tarrio_arrested/

WOUGH-LEGGED HAWK ADD IT TWO THE LIST I'M SWO HYPED‼️‼️‼️

obviouswy nyot my pic because i have a shit butt lens and ALSWO because i may have been r-slurred and fworgwot my SD card at hwome (but nyot my camera)

in birding and such wen u get a species u haven't seen befwore, it's cawwed a lifer, and it gets added two ywour "life list" which is a cumulative list of ewery species u've seen

these are aweswome hawks thwough, they're HUGE and dwo this cwoowl hwoworing manyeuwer that nyot many other hawks dwo. here's a video of the hovering. I gwot two see it!

It's time to wake up America

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ity7y2/last_night_trump_quietly_fired_all_the_head/

I can't clip it or timestamp youtube movies. Even had to use the console to make a snippet because of the DRM but it starts at 6:10

Yak yak yak... Get a job!

LMAO holy shit

Spin-off of a different thread but as bad as Gen Z males are, I perceive that the Gen Z females are uniquely socially unpleasant to be around. Poor social skills, icy demeanor, bad communication. I'm very unimpressed. At least Zoomer guys are able to sometimes talk about sports here and there.

2023: Shoots and kills dad in Oklahoma. Claims self defense. Gets charged with murder but eventually the charges get dropped because the DA said they couldn't disprove his self defense claims.

2024: Stabs mother in the neck to death. Again claims self defense. Had previously been arrested for domestic battery against her after she took his video games away. Warned cops while in custody that he had no self control and would kill her. Before his self defense claims he'd said in his 911 call that it was an accident and his mom had fallen on the knife. Witnesses reported seeing him dragging his mom by the hair into the house and his mom repeatedly screaming "let me go."

He got away with murder twice. This kid is the luckiest motherlover in the world.

So who is he most likely to kill next?

His grandma took him in so her.

!foidmoment !moidmoment !burgers !zoomers why is the Burger justice system so terminally neurodivergent?

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1idgtml/eu_proposes_ban_on_video_game_sales_to_russia_in/

Thе nеwеst stоrу ís nоt уеt uр оn rеddít

Yоu knоw thоsе ļеgеndаrу ЕU соnsоļеs аnd hаrdwаrе

But wе nееd mоrе rеddítоrs ΙQ

Ι hаvе а jаíļbrоkеn рs5 аnd íts ļеss usеfuļ thаn

200 buxx tаb аs соmрutеr

Sо уоu sее ЕU gоv ís fuļļ wíth bооmеrs thаt sауíng shít ļíkе thís

https://old.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/xiq0xv/ursula_von_der_leyen_the_russian_army_is_removing/

Sо muсh соnfídеnсе ín thаt thаt mеssаgе, аnd

tо thís dау hе símрs fоř Ukřаínе tеļļs Russíа ís аbоut tо соļļарsе, sо Ι wrоtе hím а DM tо rеmínd hím аbоut thís mеssаgе

Ļíkе Аļļаh tоļd íf уоu dоnt mаkе 1 реrsоn smíļе ín оnе dау уоu wаstеd а dау

anyone else notice this?

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbsqqhc/?context=8

>I am surviving just to see the day where he gets the Mussolini treatment

>I am surviving

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbsm2n9/?context=8

Redditoids advocate civil war lol:

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbskp0z/?context=8

2024 was rigged confirmed:

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbsi0jn/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbsqur9/?context=8

Umm source?

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbsk4jz/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbskm8l/?context=8

No stupid Redditor, weekends are biology

In case you missed Elon’s 14 flags tweet, here’s what you need to know:

He is involved in a system of communication with white supremacists and he’s not even giving dog-whistles anymore. The 14 word slogan posted at 11:14pm among white supremacists:

"We must secure the… pic.twitter.com/jneCtXkPQB

— Greg J Stoker (@gregjstoker) February 17, 2025

𝟗-𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡-𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐊𝐟𝐢𝐫 𝐁𝐢𝐛𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝟒-𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫-𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝟐 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝:

Following the completion of the identification process by the…

— Israel Defense Forces (@IDF) February 20, 2025

!jidf

Let's see leftists figure out a way to spin this into being Israel's fault

You're right, Russia was completely ignorant of the battlefield condition of the war until I posted about it.

— JD Vance (@JDVance) February 21, 2025

"This will not stand. This will not stand, this aggression against Kuwait."--George H.W. Bush on August 5, 1990. Full quote from Jon Meacham's biography. Future history students will be asked why this stopped being the reaction of a Republican president to the invasion of a… pic.twitter.com/PuaztoiVaG

— Niall Ferguson (@nfergus) February 20, 2025

This is moralistic garbage, which is unfortunately the rhetorical currency of the globalists because they have nothing else to say.

For three years, President Trump and I have made two simple arguments: first, the war wouldn't have started if President Trump was in office;… https://t.co/xH33s6X5yf

— JD Vance (@JDVance) February 20, 2025

This is bullshit. “Russians have a massive numerical advantage in manpower and weapons in Ukraine, and that advantage will persist regardless of further Western aid packages.” https://t.co/YbH7H3wShO

— Shashank Joshi (@shashj) February 20, 2025

Behind the tough guy language, there is no argument here. What's the firepower advantage of the respective parties to the conflict? Manpower? How might that change with further NATO action, and how are you proposing to change it?

As it turns out, I'm right and Joshi is wrong,… https://t.co/de9QIt0UjR

— JD Vance (@JDVance) February 21, 2025

Well, thank God also for free and open debate.
Having visited Ukraine every year but one since 2011, I think I have an informed and realistic view.
I repeatedly criticized the Biden administration for its failure to deter Putin in 2021 and failure to end the war while Ukraine…

— Niall Ferguson (@nfergus) February 20, 2025

In this thread I'll respond to some of what I've seen out there. Let's start with Niall:

1) On the general background, yes, you have been more right than wrong on a lot of the details of the conflict. Which is why I'm surprised to hear you call the administration's posture… https://t.co/w7OQemI3R7

— JD Vance (@JDVance) February 21, 2025

I'm ngl the drama here is thin but I found this exchange very funny and I want the 2x DC

The Education Workforce Council's fitness to practise panel was informed of Mr Jones' admission regarding his remarks to a year eight student, calling him a "tramp" and suggesting he "should go back to the special class".

On the day of the incident, the boy caused disruption in a low ability year eight class, where most pupils had a reading age of six, despite being 12 or 13 years old.

Wales moment

Arriving late to class, the boy requested a pen and proceeded to make derogatory comments about the teacher's weight, asking if he had "sunk the Titanic" or "ate the whole menu in Burger King" before labelling the teacher a tramp.

Mr Jones admitted that he had yelled "shut your face" at a student known as Learner B during a school assembly when he thought the pupil had called him "the n word".

The pupil insisted that he had referred to the teacher as a "nugget", not the "n word",

Now the s are getting involved

Ms Davies Bottomley also noted that Mr Jones had leaned over and was "in close proximity" to Learner B as he shouted "shut your face", which she perceived as "quite aggressive".

nooo not close proximity

Headteacher Melanie Ferron-Evans, who employed Mr Jones as an NQT in 2015 and promoted him to head of religious studies, said he had always been an enthusiastic member of staff. She said that seemed to change after the pandemic during which he was "very poorly with Covid".

uhhh yeah I have long covid which forces me to call children c*nts

He had been under diagnosis for sleep apnoea at the time and was getting only three hours sleep a night.

Maybe he really did eat the entire BK menu

On top of this, the teacher said he was dealing with splitting up with his partner of nine years.

omg why is this even relevant? my mans is having his entire life torn apart on Manchester Live? Bro..

Reddit discusses the ethical implications of calling a child a tramp

Talk to me like an "adult" and you'll get replied to like an "adult"

I am britain's NUMBER ONE CHILD PUNCHER

I'd like to invite you to work in a children's home for a few days with me and see how far your attitude gets you. Let's not bother getting into a discussion about how your attitude will contribute to immense generational decay.

TikTok is already doing enough generational decay. Kids getting some consequences isn't going to hurt.

I can verbally abuse children because of.. a mobile app

I only made it half way through the article but I think teachers should be able to tell students to frick off.

All you have to do is set clear boundaries, punishments for crossing boundaries and then stick by them 100%, while remaining calm and respectful yourself.

Just roll over for them chud

Remember a teacher getting struck off in Scotland, - the little twat asked the teacher "why are you so fat?" - the teacher collapsed the arse off the wee twat with "every time I pump your maw, she makes me a sandwich" !!

And probably found himself a nice private sector job that is better paid, less stressful and less demanding as a result. And we as a society lost a teacher.

British 'person' try not to be relentlessly miserable for 3 seconds challenge

I'm more concerned with the teachers who abuse kids, or just the general fricking disgrace of schools and lack of adequate funding,

British 'person' try not to say 'underfunded' for 3 seconds challenge

Good on the teacher for telling him to frick off. Children these days have absolutely zero respect,

Every teacher I know has way more issues with parents than the kids.

They're too fricking fat for starters

Teacher was in the right, frick them kids! - 88 votes

I am team zoomzoom , he was literally FAT! - 23 votes

Original post on Reddit on /r/HumanoidEncounters (which btw is FULL of schizos):

>Bald Oompa Loompas fricking in my backyard? (Humboldt County, CA)

This event took place on 11/10/24 in Humboldt County, California, US. I'd been hearing this terrible chirping/screeching sound for the past three nights outside my window. Finally got sick of it so I decided to investigate. Was expecting some dumb bird, but no. I turn my flashlight on and uncover what has to be the single most troubling spectacle to ever meet my eyes in my 29 years of life. Two orange and very naked little creatures were doing it in the middle of my zucchini patch. Their eyes were beady and their mouths were agape in the way that turtles mouths are agape when making love. Just an awful sight all together. Our eyes met and they sat there for a second staring at me with what I can only describe as empty headed surprise. Then, in an instant the one on top leapt off and the two little frickers scurried away from sight in what felt like mere seconds. So like. What the frick did I see? They literally looked like Oompa Loompas from heck. Anyone else seen anything like this or am I just cursed?

Someone in the comments directs him to this post of similar orange gnomes torturing some other schizo:

OP responds with:

Holy frick! That's them! Those are the little frickers! They even made the same face as the ones in that drawing! Oh my God!

Case closed.

Until he followed up three days ago with a new post:

These events have taken place for the past few weeks in Humboldt County, California. A couple months ago I made the post about the two ugly butt Oompa Loompa's who were getting down and dirty in my garden. Well, after I caught them in the middle of their evening activities, I thought they were gone for good. For an entire month I was left without bother, and even found it within myself to move on from the ordeal. I celebrated Christmas with my family, had a pleasant New Years, and honesty forgot about the horrors I had witnessed. Life was ok, but then, without warning, I heard a little ding on my window one night. I looked out and saw one of THEM. He was running away into the bushes like a gleeful little cherub. I ran outside and there was no trace of the little fricker. What I did find was a tiny white stone laying on the ground below my window. A couple days later and I hear another ding on a different window. What do I find? Another white stone. A week later and the same thing happens again. At this point in time, these buttholes have attacked my poor windows seven goddarn times! Now, I should make it clear that none of my windows have been broken from these attacks as their throws are seemingly wimpy and their rocks are small, but still. Frick these guys. I've got a collection of white stones now and I know they're just going to keep adding to it. Is this supposed to be payback? I'm at a loss of what I should do.

The top comment:

Fellow Humboldt resident here. I have heard of similar things going on.

So I guess this town in California is being overrun by Oompa Loompas and only brave Redditors are willing to report on this. Godspeed.

https://m.slashdot.org/story/438631

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43009682

https://old.reddit.com/r/cars/comments/1imuxxx/jeep_introduces_popup_ads_that_appear_every_time/