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This is Sophia, a grandmother orca individual believed to be approximately 60 years old. Here, she rams a great white, breaking its ribs, then proceeds to drag it down and suffocate it.
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I'll be upfront in stating I have 0 expectations of anybody getting this correct.
Patient presents with right ulnar pain and leaves with a diagnosis of neuropathy and acute leukemia. What transpired to get to this point?
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Didn't have much planned so I called in a lawnscaper who cleared my yard while I just got shit faced drunk off Voodoo Ranger IPS. Had a few old work related things to do but that took like 10 minutes and these bitches act like it take hours.
Now it's just time to play horizon: Zero dawn
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- johnnypoop : Least horny homosexual post
- KILL_EVERYONE : literal turds DO NOT OPEN
- Lv90_Slime : gay shit
- Healthy : Not opening that thread but let me guess, at least one american has drawn comparison to BBC?
- Goomblebusters : cute twink
- FoidBlaster : I didn't open, b-word.
- soapysoapy : if i don't win i'm going to shit all your pants
- kaamrev : Degeneracy
- MISANDRY : Adolf Hitler if you can hear me - hit this guy's house with an asteroid
- EvilUbie : A cute twink having a scat fetish???
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I really should just make these contests weekend-to-weekend because I don't do shit on weekdays and I GOT A fricking COLD so I was fricking practicing self-care by watching Netflix for four days (Dead Boy Detectives is SO fricking cute omg gais).
The fricking turnout for this bowel movement contest was a fricking lot greater than the fricking last one so I am going to assume you're all either BROKE or just more FULL OF SHIT than usual. Entries are fricking below. They are fricking submitted in no specific order and without usernames so as to avoid fecal matter related NEPOTISM (though you can just go look because they're all like THERE).
&If I forgot your shit and you are fricking all upset about it please DM me with a fricking link and I'll add it in and provide a'lil something as an apology.
PRIZES
Winner will be fricking gifted 20kMB.
Second runner up will be fricking gifted 10kMB
A fricking third prize of 5KMB will be fricking granted to who I believe had the fricking most interesting and artistic shit. This award is fricking entirely at my discretion.
All participants will be fricking granted entrance to the fricking extremely exclusive !shitheads ping group.
All participants will be fricking granted this very ugly badge:
VOTING ENDS TUESDAY @ 8PM EST
xoxo
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- CountChristoff : "Garry admitting he's an alcoholic" is the only truth he ever says
- Garry_chess_banevasion : Have I ever disagreed that I was an alcoholic outside of periods where I tried to not be one?
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Boyfriend is sadly still a wage slave and has to go out of town for the next week tomorrow morning. Figured we may as well get drinks but forgot how much he doesn't want to do this. I'm 3 beers in and he's shit faced drunk on tequila shots. Already passed him off to a friend that lives next to the airport so hopefully he sobers up but wouldn't mind him being βsick' and we can just chill/frick this week.
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I still don't know, you know
how far you've tracked my scent
and who you've told of this extent
if not here?
more for later, though
there's less that's good in these
and I shall take it as a sign
to withdraw
and leave the masks, all of them,
to whispers
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