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DONKEY KONG. UPKONG THIS POST SO THAT THIS IMAGE IS THE FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU SEARCH DONKEY KONG!

UPDATE:

WE DID IT RDRAMA!!!

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carp this is very important

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Trav and Taylor are trumpers girl (698)

Taylor may have secretly voted for Trump idk her mind. But she openly campaigned for Harris so 🤷🏼‍♀️ (14)

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NFL players of all races lean very conservative. Remember this is a sport that has had ONE openly gay active player in its entire history, It's not exactly known for its progressivism and tolerance. There are only a couple of vocally liberal players and a whole lot more far-right ones who stay relatively quiet. (743)

Is basketball different? My cities team has a coach that will not shut the frick up about issues(complimentary)but I don't really get into sportsball so I thought that was common across the board. (59)

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Compare this to the Eagles and Jalen hurts attitude towards him. I don't know anything about sports except that I want the chiefs to lose this. (983)

What did Jalen say about him? I can't find anything about it. (14)

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Let's stop pretending Taylor is some kind of helpless baby who's trapped in this relationship - she's obviously fine with dating a Trump supporter. She's a typical billionaire who's insulated from everything that's happening and about to happen to America and idk why she gets special treatment. (7874)

Listen I don't know a fricking thing about this subreddit and idk even know why it's recommended honestly but you hear me this:For as much good as taytay loves to purport I'll say this much as an aviation veteran with a decade experience working with private jets: this woman can frick right the frick off. The amount of fuel she shits into the atmosphere on the regular is worthy darn near of a war crime. Not to mention just the idea of how unabashedly gaudy it is, flashing her billions around while charging what, 4-500USD a ticket?I'm over the Taylor bullshit and I'm fricking left as they come. Way fricking left. (6)

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I'll likely be downkongd for this but this is just your standard straight down the middle athlete answer during media week, if you have a problem with the answer [which is fair] then it's less about him as an individual and more about the NFL's media training and stance as a whole. The same journ*list asked everyone else the same question on both teams and they all answered pretty much the same. They do it to create as little headlines and distractions as possible before the big game. The only reason this may get more attention despite a similar neutral answer to everyone else is because of the TS connection.We have seen Trump speak negatively on both Travis and Taylor previously. As someone who isn't much of a fan of his or the Chiefs he's publicly supported and advocated for causes and groups that are diametrically opposed to Trump. Whether it be Kelce's public stance on guns, LGBT rights, BLM movement or vaccination. There is also a podcast appearance where he says Trump is racis... (766)

This is a dude that kneeled with teammates during the national anthem, who donates to inner city youth, and is generally a decent dude doing pro-vaccine commercials, and other things. I don't know his personal beliefs, but he's also the ultimate team player. He's the least likely guy to make a media mistake during the biggest week of his life at the Superbowl. He didn't say he loves Donald Trump and he didn't say Frick him. Both that would blow up the story. He just said the President coming is an honor. It would be for any President that the head of the nation wants to watch you play. Even if they are not someone you like or support. Now, that saying Trump sucks, F him would cause trouble with his team, team owner, league, fan base, half the country, that is what really sucks. Not Travis's answer. For being a Chiefs fan, I don't like the NFL limiting players free speech by threat of job loss, the owners make the game almost unwatchable knowing that you are stuffing money i... (167)

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Donald trump has literally gone out of his way to insult taylor and made horrible deepfake AI images of her. Also trumps boss musk has been posting in the past 2 weeks ! photoshopped images to make taylor look like a nazi and this is what he says?! I'd be fuming!! (40)

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:chudtantrum: Chuds are upset because Netflix says ancient gayreeks were homogays :marsey300:

Noo it's not proven that Alexander was bussy blasting hot twinks nooo :soycry:

You can only conquer shit when you're a super straight alpha male like me :soymad:

It was a very long game, the gayreeks have won, gen Z is gay :chuditsover:

Chuds (black) are suddenly upset when a euro country embraces it's traditions :chudrage:

No one can escape the liberal gayinization :marseydoomer:

https://x.com/Twitermytweet/status/1754623627377447164

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I don't think a guy who conquered whole countries cared too much to keep his enemies' kids alive :marseyhmm:

Everyone with half a brain cell you r-slur :marseyleafpearlclutch:

Because gayreeks were sappy kid of strags :marseyshy4:

I know, they could have made him monkeydonian :marseyscared:

Alexander was the only greek in Greece who didn't frick other men, that's why he was the Great :chudsmug:

Who else will Netflix turn gay next? Achilles? Is no one safe? :marseypearlclutch2:

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Americans hate :!marseytrain:s more than illegal immigrants :marseyemojilaugh:

!chuds !transphobes

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Recovering with the cats. Shout outs to people who are doing important stuff today, unlike bums like myself :marseyxd: :marseycry:

!animalposters !cats

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[GOOMBLE :marseyladybugitsover:] you think a redditor will actually murder this lil' dood or what?

At least one of the following people will be murdered or critically injured in a murder attempt on or before March 4th, 2025: Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran - 7 bets

no, but we'll have some other murder/terrorist attack related to DOGE within the next month - 35 bets

nothing ever happens - 174 bets


500 marseybux bounty for sending me the link when it happens.

If nobody sends the link, I'll spend a few minutes looking !remindme march 5th ":marseybeandoge:"


!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !project2025

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Military coup being organized in /r/fednews

					
					

Hope Elon doesn't see.

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There was this !dutch violinist/ orchestra director who became famous worldwide, by having these "informal" classical music concerts/shows, where peeps in the audience would dance in the aisles, or even the musicians or André himself would walk down the aisles themselves, while celebrating famous classical music.

This was considered radical for Boomers, who found the dour and sour and uptight classical music conformity of Europe to be to too stifling. People like my parents were pretty excited to watch his shows and performances on DSTV, which had become more common in Safrica, and appreciated his musical acumen, whilst having much more lighthearted tones in his shows.


Here's a bull attacking a woman!! :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow:

He also looks like an eccentric mad-scientist nutjob with his hair! :marseyscientist: :marseyradiation: :marseyoppenheimer: :yakub:


In 2010 he had a tour in :marseyflagsouthafrica: :marseyflagsouthafrica: :marseyflagsouthafrica:

https://www.andrerieu.com/en/about-andre/my-biography/2010

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738653253nhzq5Qm3upjyPg.webp


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2086692/The-room-didnt-stop-spinning-months-Hit-crippling-ear-virus-violinist-Andre-Rieu-needed-quick-cure.html

Unfortunately his weak !dutch genes were no match for the filth and garbage of Safrica, and he got a debilitating ear infection mid tour. :marseydizzy: :marseydizzy: :marseydizzy: :marseyill:


DRAMA!

Drama had however occurred over time in the 2010s when André Rieu obtained the notable quirk, in that he REFUSED :marseyno: :marseyrejecthug: to speak the Colonizer language of Afrikaans!!!! :soycry: :soyjakhipster:

This caused a lot of seeth for Boers, who ironically made the lionshare of his fandom in the country, even beyond the large Bonglish CD-buyers in Cape Town. This social media drama has been largely purged by time and linkrot (omg this like 15 years ago :marseytrollcrazy: :marseyanorexia:) But it was pretty big drama.

In his tours of 2010 & 2012, he had repeated numerous times that he had been disappointed in the demographics makeup of his shows, which as can be predicted, were always overwhelmingly :marseymayo: :marseymayo: :marseymayo:

He was especially disappointed to find Safrican black peeps didn't really give a shit, despite his massive catering towards them in all his Safrican tours, whether in Cape Town or Suncity. Especially in his "My African Dream" shows, which he tailored to include lots of black opera singers, local black dancers, and it was still 99% mayo :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17386558687hCl1EEolLsGTw.webp

https://www.news24.com/life/andre-rieu-refuses-to-speak-afrikaans-20110318

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738653253BUj9ze183EliOQ.webp

=====(from news24)

André Rieu, King of the waltz and musical hero to many South Africans, still refuses to speak a word of Afrikaans or even Dutch onstage.

Last year already many of his fans asked why Rieu did not speak a word of Afrikaans or Dutch on stage.

He has toured across the globe, always making an effort to speak at least a word of the language of the country in which he is touring. :derpwhy: :derpwhy: :derpwhy: :derpwhy:

Rieu is aware that many of his fans in South Africa are Afrikaans speaking and that they are able to understand the Dutch heard on the DVDs.

Country's demographic :ericandre:

When Volksblad asked Rieu in an official enquiry why he does not speak Afrikaans or Dutch onstage in South Africa, he said: "No comment."

"He wanted to make it easier for his fans to travel to the show, because not everyone will be able to travel all the way to Sun City. He also hopes to then see an audience that is a better representation of the country's demographic." :soyjakhipster:

Rieu has said that he would like to see an audience that is 50% black and 50% white. Last year, he asked the Bloemfontein Children's choir to perform with him in his hometown of Maastricht in the Netherlands. His condition that the choir should consist of 50% black members, was heavily criticised. :shakefist: :marseybeanangry: :marseyoverseether: :seethejak: :vulgar:

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I tried really hard to find old twitter :slapfight: :slapfight: :slapfight: about drama when André Rieu stated in front of his 99% mayo audience how sad and disappointed he was that so few black peeps had come to his Cape Town and Suncity shows, and with many people stating how full of shit he was, because if he wanted a primary black audience, he should have hosted a show in Soweto stadiums (he didn't cuz it was unsafe :marseysmug3: )

Like holy hells there was scores of drama - you guys don't appreciate how linkrot has culled so much drama of our forebears :marseybeanannoyed: :marseybeanannoyed: :marseybeanannoyed:

Like I remember newspaper articles about the drama and events but that shit is now banished to the shadowrealm :marseytrollcrazy: i literally cannot find anything on the face of the internet to prove what I'm recounting to you guys, it's information just gone into the ether :marseydeadinside3:


RANDOM BONUS DRAMA: Reddit thread about André Rieu's detractors

https://old.reddit.com/r/classicalmusic/comments/jxoo3m/anyone_else_cringes_at_andr%C3%A9_rieu_performances/

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OP in r/bayarea has been getting flipped off and hail hitler'd a lot; redditors respond

					
					

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Just living life, man. Brock rocks :marseycornholio:

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You were fired multiple times? What were the 'bizarre' reasons given?

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1iikdzp/my_sister_had_me_diagnosed_with_schizophrenia_to/mb6cbo8/?context=8

To begin with, how did your sister manage to "plant" symptoms from a direct examination by a psychiatrist? She didn't. You were diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Also there is not a single logical tie-in for any of your allegations.

This post looks a lot like paranoia. A common symptom. You should take your medication.

This is exactly how psychiatric abuse works. It doesn't require someone to 'plant' symptoms—it just requires someone with influence to frame a narrative. If a family member pushes hard enough, calls the right doctors, and ensures that all reports are written from a certain perspective, the diagnosis follows.

Psychiatrists don't diagnose in a vacuum. They rely on patient history, collateral information, and family reports. If that information is manipulated before I even walk into the room, the outcome is already decided.

And conveniently, once the diagnosis is assigned, any attempt to fight back is reframed as 'paranoia' or 'lack of insight.' That's the entire point of how this works. [OP] [-120]

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1iikdzp/my_sister_had_me_diagnosed_with_schizophrenia_to/mb6f0e3/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1iikdzp/my_sister_had_me_diagnosed_with_schizophrenia_to/mb6g72n/?context=8

Well to be honest, you sound kind of paranoid here.

Why would your sister need you to receive a psychiatric diagnosis to get engaged?

Having a mentally ill primary relative isn't usually the kind of thing that brings rich boys crawling in.

Edit: I regret interacting with OP and I suggest no one else make my mistake. This is a dumpster fire now.

It wasn't really about making me mentally ill, it was about making sure no one would believe me. If I ever spoke out about what happened, the schizophrenia label would discredit everything I said. Wealthy and powerful families don't just want a perfect image. they want control over the entire narrative. My sister had to prove she could eliminate problems without making a scene. I was scapegoated as the problem. [OP] [-373]

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1iikdzp/my_sister_had_me_diagnosed_with_schizophrenia_to/mb69auv/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1iikdzp/my_sister_had_me_diagnosed_with_schizophrenia_to/mb6a12u/?context=8

Waking up one day and thinking everyone is treating you differently is almost certainly an early indicator of a problem

If this were just a feeling, I might question it too. But I have text messages, emails, and documentation showing the pattern of job terminations, sudden shifts in how people treated me, and even direct statements from those involved. This wasn't a vague feeling. it was a deliberate, trackable campaign. It's easy to dismiss something when you don't have the full picture. [OP] [-217]

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1iikdzp/my_sister_had_me_diagnosed_with_schizophrenia_to/mb6b4zt/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1iikdzp/my_sister_had_me_diagnosed_with_schizophrenia_to/mb6bzaa/?context=8

Um, this is not the coherent, persuasive, story that you believe it to be.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1iikdzp/my_sister_had_me_diagnosed_with_schizophrenia_to/mb6as5p/?context=8

Why did she need to do this to you to be engaged?

in their world, image is everything. i didn't fit the narrative they wanted. my sister always tried to compete with me and make herself seem like the better child my entire life. it wasn't just about getting engaged, it was about proving she was worthy of that level of wealth and power. I was in the way. [OP] [-84]

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1iikdzp/my_sister_had_me_diagnosed_with_schizophrenia_to/mb68jqv/?context=8

…sure. Because this makes you look totally stable and not paranoid

yes, because nothing says normal like a family pushing a false psychiatric diagnosis to erase someone from their life. if questioning that makes me look paranoid, then maybe we should look into why paranoia is used so often to silence people who see through the system [-52]

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1iikdzp/my_sister_had_me_diagnosed_with_schizophrenia_to/mb6advf/?context=8

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Lawyer gets his Wiener stolen

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Sweetest Bois

It is difficult to juggle the domestic herd and the three quarantined girls at once. Sheila has completely re-bonded with her babies. The boys eat wet food with their sisters so they're bonded.

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What's a good panty dropper to learn on acoustic guitar?

					
					

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These r-slurs truly think CHYNA is some free society built on socialist values. Are these neighborz even realz?

Lmao. China is so authoritarian they allowed these brave story fabricators to operate as long as their no. 1 adversary was willing to find them.

"Give me 300k per year to say China bad"

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https://store.steampowered.com/app/3130060/Move_Out_Manor/

The game that the post is about.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3336610/Ghostly_Acres/

The new game.

Going on visuals alone this is actually a significant upgrade that they should be happy about. I can't say much about the rest though. It's a little sad that the talent they have is being funneled into the trash. There's talk of "market research." Surely asking anyone in their life if they'd be willing to spend any amount of time or money on a puzzle game where you push boxes around would get them the results that it took nine months to find.

"We did all the things you're supposed to do: Steam page launch, Next Fest, festivals, but still have minimal sales." When they say minimal they're talking less than 100 sales. Likely less than a dozen genuine. It has one real review. The other isn't even a friend, it's a small youtuber who received the game for free. Not a single associate of this team was willing to play and review this game.

When I started making these posts it was to point and laugh. Now the thought of multiple people spending their free time producing content that likely didn't even cover the $100 steam submission fee makes me :marseyaware:

I wonder if a Caleb Hammer-type show where "legitimate" devs pitch their idea to a flamboyant host would go well. Ideally the content would have a biggest-loser "where are they now" segment but almost every time it would be - "faded away into obscurity, released nothing."

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Drumpler clarifies his MAGA strip total fun zone policy.

Explain it to me like a Redditor plz:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738866163TXArUxZR_XK2AA.webp

Edit lol Trump flanked Lady G:

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r/BlackPeopleTwitter debates whether Sexy Indian dudes are allowed to say the No-No word after an unfortunate rap concert

					
					

Who typed this Wikipedia article? Were they allowed?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Use_of_BIPOC_in_the_arts

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Would you date a fat funny neighbor for $50k? Many r-slurred foids say yes.

!tmz

Pick yo fave foid:

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Kanye is still up
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Anyone else sick of Sabrina Carpenter yet?

I was kind of here for "Espresso" as a song of the summer, but now it's like you had your 15 minutes and you're still here???

This new track is just godawful, reddit-hornyposting tier...

>Come right on me, I mean camaraderie

>Where art thou? Why not uponeth me? :marseyeyeroll:

>And I bet we'd both arrive at the same time :iseewhatyoudidthere:

>And I bet the thermostat's set at six-nine

GET IT???

https://media.tenor.com/ETu__9EhgV4AAAAx/bill-and.webp

Has anyone ever said "bed chem"? Is that a real thing that zoomers say?

Fricking get the frick out of here. Honestly will take Chappell Roan over this shit.

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