Just kidding it's a fricking goomble thread.

Will there be human-to-human transmission of H5N1 Bird Flu before the fricking start of white-boy summer, b-word?

(White boy summer starts on June 20th. Mark your calendars.)

Enter BetYes, there will be a fricking credibly documented case of human-to-human transmission before the fricking start of white-boy summer. - 28 bets

Enter BetNothing ever happens. - 53 bets

I will provide a fricking four hundred (400) marseycoin bounty if you are the fricking first to send me an article from a fricking credible source reporting human-to-human transmission. If nobody sends an article to me by June 20th, I will spend five (5) minutes searching online. If I do not find an article by the fricking end of those five minutes, chudjak wins the fricking bet.

!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !edgelords

closed.

50501 is underway y'all !nooticers

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iia7ku/stay_safe_stay_strong/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iic9i4/im_not_moving_my_truck_today/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iid9vz/elon_musk_is_a_nazi_upkong_this_post_so_when/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii9bou/mentioned_on_ap_news/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii9793/upkong_everything/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iidpas/state_capital_protest_has_already_started/

On a weekday afternoon lol

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iid1mr/reddit_is_shadow_banning_posts_spreading_the_word/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iicc0v/heading_out_to_trenton_nj/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii2q5y/got_my_sign_for_tomorrow_lets_do_this_thing/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii8s2t/boycott_the_super_bowl/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iiem6j/texas_starting_to_gather/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iidl5b/bring_us_flags/

I suggest you look through his post history he's genuinely mentally unwell and fully obsessed with the trans

Genuinely see if you can pick any sense out of these mindless ramblings:

When you say hope you mean like you pray to god at your bedside in a spinny dress?

Greatest President ever! pic.twitter.com/U8BuPVwSwd

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 7, 2025

It was dumb when plastic straws were outlawed, it's dumb when they're brought back in Plastic Q-tips on the other hand...

>room full of MREs

>Also has uniforms and medical gear

>Needs a new truck

Either the local supply Sargeant snapped after he didn't get his reenlistment bonus he was expecting and the cost of Zyns went up, of Chadbuto Gigfasa is suffering from the cuts to USAID

Had to do this it was them or me sorry for my family and God bless pic.twitter.com/IzbwTXstDl

— FarmerRigz (@FarmerRigzDTS) February 3, 2025

https://thecounty.me/2025/02/04/news/aroostook-man-killed-by-police-posted-video-during-standoff-blaming-abortion-laws/

I didn't see this posted already so sorry if this is a repost. I didn't really look that hard.

OP was shot and killed, obviously

Tweets for 'nauts without Twitter accounts

!animalposters !cats

I realized the NBA/basketball was completely cooked as a spectator sport around 10 years ago when I first noticed Indians like this in university rooting for "Golden State" and playing pickup games on campus. https://t.co/ssQxT837ym

— NWO (@NEETWorldOrder) February 7, 2025

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_past_and_projected_GDP_(nominal)

I was browsing this page because I was searching for UK's GDP and came across this:

IMF projections for 2020 through 2029

A 196 countries have their projected GDPs, but some countries' data mysteriously disappear halfway through:

Pakistan disappears after 2024

Venezuela disappears too

Only a select few others also drop off: Syria, Sri Lanka, Lebanon, Palestine, Afghanistan

I'm sensing a pattern here:

Guys is this about annexing Gaza, setting up a base in Palestine and obliterating all these countries ?

!chuds !burgers

SO EVERY TIME THE FAKECELS OF !INCELS REJECT MY APPLICATION I CAN INVITE THEM TO !FAKELARPERCUTE TWINKCELS

"Abed/Abid/Abed" means slave in arabic. There's also a neighbourhood in Gaza called Al-Abeed, where most black Gazans live lol

BREAKING: President Trump just announced: "The US will take over the Gaza Strip, and we will do a job with it, too. We'll own it and be responsible for dismantling all of the dangerous unexploded bombs and other weapons on the site. Level the site and get rid of the destroyed… pic.twitter.com/dnoMKDSQFA

— George (@BehizyTweets) February 5, 2025

Wake up babe, it's die for Israel O'clock

Now we know why the Jews didn't let the Dems rig the election.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-palestinians-leave-gaza-us-rebuild/story?id=118463249

For context, if you use the progressive stack award, your posts are (temporarily) treated as if they have 2x their actual upkongs. This was thought of as so powerful by the jannies that it costs 1500 coins for just 6 hours. Now, if you make a post that gets 140 upkongs, and at the same time someone makes an effortpost that gets 30 upkongs, or chud ragebait that gets 50 upkongs, your post will actually be below them on the front page. In fact, since upkongs are basically normally distributed (getting 30 upkongs is pretty average, getting 90 makes yours one of the top posts of the day, getting 150 would make it the top post of the day), any sort of multiplier would change the content of the front page immensely, let alone a multiplier so large it treats mediocre effortposts and slightly above average chud ragebait as superior to the actual top post as chosen by users.

The fact that /h/chudrama is blocked by default is irrelevant, because most active users have it unblocked, so even if you block /h/chudrama every post you make is still effectively being deranked. And besides, there are plenty of people who want to read /h/chudrama and not have it be literally the only thing they see on the front page

!nonchuds

It's been decade after decade of sheer nonsense on here

🚨Meet Noora Shalash, Director of Government Affairs for CAIR-Kentucky.

She really let the mask slip that this is a harmless civil rights organization when she yells “I demand Jihad, I want ISIS to kill all of you.”

Great job @jewhatedb 💪 pic.twitter.com/fRxGLpW7Zx

— Jason Curtis Anderson (@JCAndersonNYC) February 7, 2025

!ummah

@sandkwinn

A colleague who watches the /pol/ board on 4Chan advised me that someone posted a faked screenshot to /pol/ that purports to show a mod-distinguished post I made to /r/AgainstHateSubreddits about "curbing the influence of the Alt Right on the 2024 election"

lmfao

AgainstHateSubreddits, for the past 5 years, has been extremely focused solely on Hate Speech On Reddit.

Not elections, not external sites.

We were exceptionally clear to people to Do Not Participate in hate groups.

The post purports to ask people to join an AHS Discord

rotflmao

We don't have a Discord. We never had a Discord.

The post purports to show me asking people to install a browser extension

ROFLCOPTER

Last revised by Bardfinn 4 years ago

It purports to show me asking people to visit 4chan

LMFAOBBQ

And the comments to the post are all dipshits eating it all up like it was ice cream

MY SIDES

AHS has been wall-to-wall automoderator posts and scholarly articles and "hate sub banned" and Reddit Transparency Report analyses for over a year. Directing people to report hate speech and hate groups directly to Reddit.

LSHICUAL

You fucking dipshits. /pol/acks feed you horseshit and you gulp it down and ask for more. It's not too late to abandon a site that's filled with sociopaths trying 24/7 to get you to walk off a cliff.

You are such dipshits

But you can change.

It's always at least twice. I guess I'm getting old.

I have default to old reddit enabled in https://www.reddit.com/settings/preferences but it still shows new reddit.

I'm so mad I can't stop smiling.