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Based on a TRUEE :marseyserioushatfact: story

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Glormph sanctions Colombia. Here's why this is the end of US global hegemony and we are in the endtimes.

https://media.tenor.com/-Iu8yrzRersAAAAx/gamer-memes.webp


Anyway remittances from the US account for 3% of Colombia's GDP so a single deportation flight is pretty devastating to their national economy. And the threats worked immediately

https://www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/2025/01/26/trump-colombia-deportation-flights-migrants-tariffs/

So we are thankfully not going to be deprived of all the many things Colombia exports here. I don't know what those things are besides coffee and cocaine but X (formerly Twitter) informs me it's a lot and very important. Crisis averted.

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r/SanFrancisco literally seething when they find out a pro-life march by the Catholic Archdiocese is happening tomorrow (like every year)

					
					

Thanks I'm just trying to get brunch tomorrow

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737753287h3EmrcpSwPPx_w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737753217em4lVQPBxiH_Nw.webp

YASSSS QUEEEN let me reiterate that abortions hurt but I have no regrets and fully support them

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737753217Ii1iOh-ESLVRBw.webp

This guy is suggesting buying bricks and hurling them at Catholics. Based or nah?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737753529FoYDcQ_aN_A1yg.webp

https://www.lowes.com/pd/8-in-x-4-in-Clay-Red-Cored-Standard-Brick/5013595093

https://old.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/comments/1i8z4bc/beware_anti_abortion_folks_marching_from_civic/m8y5ik0/?context=8

"Hand them glasses of chunky milk" huh? :marseysurejan:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737753729P9YwAZ9cs6hMtg.webp

Based? Finally someone pointed out Latinx are the dominant Catholic community. What does it mean, though? Will they connect the deportations with the pro-life latinx demographic? :marseythinkorino:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737753908jwAoZvfSOgVe7Q.webp

AHHHHHH unironically gross and if you don't know they're talking about throwing a menstruation cup

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737754036bWHpQ6IkTgM1HA.webp

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Swedes celebrate Donkey Kong December by killing 10 people in a skewl shewtin :!kaptainkroolblunderbuss:

The happy Swedes decided to cap off a month where every day had a bomb attack or jihadi execution with a mass shooting :marseyembrace:

Motive currently unknown

https://apnews.com/article/sweden-shooting-adult-education-center-6be99a59fa3404ae296589e60c881f6c

About 10 people, including the gunman, were killed on Tuesday at an adult education center in what Sweden's prime minister called the country's worst mass shooting. But a final death toll, a conclusive number of wounded and a motive hadn't yet been determined hours later.

Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson gave a news conference in the aftermath of the tragedy, which happened on the outskirts of Orebro. The city is located about 200 kilometers (125 miles) west of Stockholm.

The school, called Campus Risbergska, serves students over age 20, according to its website. Primary and upper secondary school courses are offered, as well as Swedish classes for immigrants, vocational training and programs for people with intellectual disabilities.

"Today, we have witnessed brutal, deadly violence against completely innocent people," Kristersson told reporters in Stockholm. "This is the worst mass shooting in Swedish history. Many questions remain unanswered, and I cannot provide those answers either.

"But the time will come when we will know what happened, how it could occur, and what motives may have been behind it. Let us not speculate," he said.

Gun violence at schools is very rare in Sweden. But there have been several incidents in recent years in which people were wounded or killed with other weapons such as knives or axes.

Justice Minister Gunnar Strömmer called the shooting "an event that shakes our entire society to its core."

While Swedes read about such violence in other places, Strömmer said that the country previously felt it wouldn't happen there. Other tragedies in Swedish schools weren't to the extent of Tuesday's attack, he said, calling it "indescribably sad" for the community.

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER:

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https://old.reddit.com/r/unusual_whales/comments/1ii65qf/trump_wants_to_shut_down_the_college_and/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Askpolitics/comments/1iib5o8/why_get_rid_of_the_department_of_education/

Lies lies lies

https://old.reddit.com/r/missouri/comments/1ihvuso/department_of_education_funding/

Shrieking morons begging for death

https://old.reddit.com/r/raleigh/comments/1ii06kt/im_embarrassed_by_our_school_board/

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Bard spotting on Bluesky 07 February 2025 :marseyrandom:

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

Be valid and ping ! bardfinn for something worthwhile or create a new thread.

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED The Government spent 10 million on trans dogs :marseytrans2:
Community Note by @PlsNoKingKRool

No dogs were used in testing. They were rats. From the chud Washington Examiner: https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/investigations/3267269/biden-administration-spent-millions-dollars-creating-transgender-animal-for-studies/

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Carp? Carp what are you doing there? :marseysweating:
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:donkeykonggigathonk:

!nooticers

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Yes, yes well done Chuds, well done. HOWEVER

You dumb BIPOCs were elected to make eggs cheaper and kick out immigrants, not to open on the most r-slurred fricking week in all of politics.

In his first week, President Trump:

  • Renamed the Gulf of Mexico

  • Withdrew from WHO for no fricking reason

  • Froze medicaid, meals on wheels, student loans and farm subsidies because they're woke

  • Prepared to enter a trade war with Europe over fricking Greenland and a trade war against Canada for no reason

All and all, an astonishingly shit first week that is a mind-blowing political failure

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738148447EE8QBQcXhJlB2A.webp

POV you're a West Virginian 70 year old Trump voter who didn't want to starve to death


So, a shitty first week. But kek on frens, that's not what it's about, is it? It's about winning. It's about the vibe shift. It's about being able to say r-slur in public, and honestly I feel that. You won. You totally won.

Just not on being unwoke. You dumb fricking r-slurs won on the economy;

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738148447lyD7hAGg004DPg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738148448412SBlHZ0mbV2w.webp

Even immigration, Trump's strongest social issue, is a distant 4th to the economy. But all Trump is focused on is doing is scoring pointless cultural victories, like banning :!marseytrain:s from the military or ending affirmative action in hiring federally.

And this is the bombshell; Americans by and large liked wokeness.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17381484480a8iJRUCn97sUg.webp

The majority of Americans, with the exception of literal boomers, consider being woke a good thing. You don't like woke. Your friends don't like woke, I don't like woke. But no poll has come out to say outright that the American people by and large have a negative opinion of woke, wokeness or DEI. Yes, even DEI - it's popularity is backsliding, but it still commands a popular majority.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738148448DpWpUyg1rDaoLg.webp


You dumb BIPOCs are fricked come 2026 and 2028.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738148448CY2lqj8-6xKvQg.webp

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Truth nuke on my commute :marseytruthnuke:

Are you nerds going to let someone driving a Subaru mock you?

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Anna Kasparian from TYT goes nuclear :marseydarkfoidretard:

First Anna goes off on discount Anna Kasparian (Emma something, the r-slurred host of pod save america or similar podcast, doesn't matter which one they're all the same):

>You're a nepo baby rich b-word, frick you as a staff, record label and as a motherfrickin' crew

Then some dumbass tried to pin her as jealous of... hasan the r-slurred host of pod save america (all the same, doesn't matter)

Well, surprise, that dude hasan is the nephew (actual nephew, not an nword euphemism) of Anna's long time co-host Chunk Yoghurt and she spills the beans on how he's scared of his viewers and secretly hates them

Hope you enjoyed the post, have a nice day dramatard :marseyletsgo:

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Chapelle Roan says something supportive of :!marseytrain:s, :!marseytrain:s seethe about it in the comments.

					
					

Singer said some typical supportive stuff that included the phrase: "They will never take trans joy away". Joyless seething ensues.

Who the frick cares about "trans joy" or how it's really scary for you heccin vxlid guys right now. We have fricking nobody and nothing. No hate to chapppell personally, I just hate this stupid bullshit that this class of person is circulating. So out of their depth here. And maybe I'm just harping on the easy target because I can't do anything about the real problem, but it's still annoying.

:#marseyindignant:

It's designed and screened to satisfy her dipshit audience, which has no relevance to our community's well being as they are insta warriors

:#marseyfuckyou:

I love trans joy it's so fricking valid girlie

I'm so glad I get to be a :marseytrain:! everyone hates me just for existing, I get to lose out on my childhood, end up infertile and hate myself forever. what joy!

:#marseysoycrytremble:

couldn't be me. i hate her. she knows she has a huge platform and the safety net of being cis so she just parrots useless optimism. no one is looking out for us, especially not the fricking pop music industry

i do appreciate her for doing the bare minimum. but ngl she gets under my skin anyways. the whole divine feminine schtick and "doing drag but as a cis woman" irks me

More in the comments. Can't imagine why the trains are short on allies.

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Women's idea of romance is cheating

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Breakfast 2

Second clip

!animalposters !cats

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Whats the redscare consensus on invincible?
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How do you opt into old reddit on new reddit accounts?

I have default to old reddit enabled in https://www.reddit.com/settings/preferences but it still shows new reddit.

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How many lbs of soft power does 1 million gibouts make

Soft power (soft rangs of soft power) cost is "but our allies" divided by "many lives will be lost" multiplied by "America will fall behind".

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The new Starbucks CEO announced that Starbucks isn't a free hangout space anymore. That means you can only be in a Starbucks if you pay for something. This stops homeless people from living in a Starbucks and getting:

  • Free water

  • Free restrooms

  • Free all-day hangout space

A common complaint on /r/starbucksbaristas is that the staff are tired of having to deal with homeless people - they spend all day in the stores, lock themselves in the bathroom for hours at a time while shooting up, and they often have to call the police. For example:

we STILL get annoying incidents, because our DM told us we cannot deny the bathroom to anyone unless in extreme situations. so even when a homeless person wants the restroom, we have to let them in, and most of them take anywhere from 40 mins to an hour in the restroom and it's our only restroom. so partners AND other customers are stuck waiting. we've had to call the police multiple times because they refuse to come out or are doing hard drugs inside. someone has left needles in there before. it's a weird situation.

So you'd assume that there would be unanimous happiness at this news? You're wrong! The thread is 99% against this change.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850402nbq2ybLOPHtrfA.webp

:soycry: water is a human right and the private company that I work for must supply it for free!


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850402llcngpoY_WYK_g.webp

The third place is a concept for paying customers, it's not a social club for the homeless.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17368504027wSeklFGmtia4g.webp

:marseybrainlet:


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Banning homeless people from keeping pets is the right option here.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850402WQL3E6lpbFk30Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850403tdEl9DwpjPTBVQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17368504039_2g-d1PCIAjsw.webp

I'm not going to sit in a Starbucks if there's a :marseystinky: in the corner.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850403tuOaReytFrad0g.webp


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I'm waiting for the lawsuits!


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736850403t_PD3YKw9RLtGg.webp

lol no it's about making Starbucks a decent place to be a customer again.


I'd give anything to not be shadowbanned on /r/starbucksbaristas anymore. These guys piss me off so much.

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All of my raccoons met a tragic end.

!coons

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They hit the second tower my Queen

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