Was the movie Monsters, Inc about Adren*chr*me? pic.twitter.com/0r7wxmkrTE

— Mr. Nobody (@MmisterNobody) June 15, 2024

We all learned to scream, before we could talk. Put this on in the background, it's a fun listen all the way through.

!schizos

!math

kids can be buttholes, I was once with my kids at a park and some little shit goes "See that person that looks like a girl, that's really a man, they shouldn't allow people like that to be around children" really fricked me up, I still dwell on that.

Le musical lyrics lmao what if we all signaled that we've seen a widely popular movie xDDDD

isn't this just the best part of leddit LOLOLKILOL

guize DAE think that the word "moist" sounds soOoOooo gross? it can't just be me right XD

IM SO RANDOM RAWRRR ROFLCOPTER

it's a good thing rdrama would never be so cringe I wonder what the r stands for

!anticommunists stragmunist death celebration

next step: reportmaxxing trad wingcucks straightter reportmaxxing is too slow tho

I'm so heartbroken right now, since last month ;i have not had any erection... My d**k is just Dead..i don't even know how to say this..😭😭😭😭😭😭

🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕My carrot is no longer functioning,😭😭😭😭😭😭 I tried stroking My peepee nd even watched porn but to no avail...... what might be they cause of this!!!

Please just drop a nice comment,🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 that will be helpful to me ...my hands are shaking as I'm typing this 😳😳🥺 ...i haven't had s*x for a while now since I stopped masturbating.. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I thought at first,it was a mere stuff but; it has gone out of My understanding...😭😭😭 Mod please push it to front page...

I'm just lying here, feeling dizzy; would have drop the pic of My peepee but I no wan share My nude here....😭😭😭joy is faraway from me. 😭😭😭

Moderator biko... push it to front page abeg...i really need everyone contributions on this.... thank you 😭😭😭abeggi

What you should be looking for now is a qualified doctor not front page on Nairaland

List of the things that are not working in this country:

Fuel

Electricity

Money

OP Peepee

Judiciary

APC

E.t.c

The rare Bolivian Biden Hound is a sight to behold

Choice quotes-

>infrastructure doesn't mean development

(typos edited out)

!antibharatiya don't you hate when curries pretend to speak English then slip into Hindustani for no good reason

Intra-brown infighting

Sharp decline in white and male recruits. Don't mention woke are DEI because that has nothing to do with it!!

https://old.reddit.com/r/Military/comments/193kyb4/army_sees_sharp_decline_in_white_recruits/

https://old.reddit.com/r/army/comments/193kyrx/army_sees_sharp_decline_in_white_recruits/

https://old.reddit.com/r/army/comments/1dfukrf/the_armys_recruiting_problem_is_male/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Military/comments/1dfuznj/the_armys_recruiting_problem_is_male/

Why are men against women in the military (Janny had to shut this one down). Female soldiers don't end up fricking everyone on deployments and ruining unit cohesion that's for sure.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Militaryfaq/comments/rojq67/please_discuss_why_so_many_are_against_women_in/

post-stream podcast : had a good stream 7:59

description: i feel like king of the world. one day i'll have phil's wife on her knees whilst phil pleads with her not to commit infidelity. we have mindbending s*x. phil's crying about it. she calls me daddy in front of him & he licks my semen off her wedding ring. i take over his life. he signs his apartment over to me.

• we're fanging and banging tonight. Today was a momentous occasion because there was a chatter in the Twitch stream. It was a sexual stream

• He had to restart his EU IV game as Aztec

• He's becoming more Phil-like (the boss man)

• Back in the 90s he would have said he liked Elden RIng, but now he doesn't. His fee to pay Elden Ring is now 1000 USD/GBP/Euro 1:40

• We do a song to celebrate (Zella Day- Hypnotic) 3:00

• Starts rambling about streaming more 5:20

• He asked the jinxsisters if they had a twitch account but neither responded 6:20

• Breaks into song again while ranting about Elden Ring then talks about a Butterfly

!jinxthinkers would you make DSP cry by skinwalking him and stealing his life?

Or at least worth watching if you're a furstrag? I ask the weebs because I've only ever seen Death Note (which was decent) and Lain Serial Experiments (which was TRASH)

I've managed to get laid yoloing on business apps in the past but always wanted to frick one of those cosplayer chicks. Think I could pull it off if I went as some cosplay that involves a suit? I can go to whatever event, wherever in the US. Just want to

1. bang a cosplayer chick who's in costume

2. no using any dating apps

I'm thinking I could pull off the classic "In town for business but wanted to check out the event" with the light hallmark slop story. I've never gone to one of these cosplay events btw thought they were too nerdy

Thanks in advance

!straggots !thotpatrol !pings