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That's crazy, could there be a reason for that? Maybe because conservative opinions are all awful?People deliberately shift the blame away from the merits of their opinionsThey think its not that they spew shit from their mouths, it's just that you're a contrarian for being repulsed by shit (9)

Yeah, the party that supports illegal immigration, soft on crime policies, and ofc the mentality of "the other side is Hitler" is definitely the more sensible one (-44)

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That's how you create an echo chamber which in turn can be easily used to manipulate people. (143)

I disagree  (-34)

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That's how you create an echo chamber which in turn can be easily used to manipulate people. (143)

It's human nature. Just like in real life, you are friends with those who share your values, and stay away from those who don't. (-22)

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Yeah. Someone said Arizona free tea with honey is nasty. I rebuked that none sense and downmarsey. (30)

I was perma banned from r/JusticeServed for posting in a r/politicalcompassmemes. That's right I was banned from one sub for posting in another. What's worse, they didn't tell me why I was banned so I appealed it and when they told me the reason and said they'd unban me if I promised to not participate in r/politicalcompassmemes in the future, I said I'd keep the ban since I haven't participated in r/JusticeServed in probably years. Couple minutes later I got a three day suspension from the reddit platform for harassment! The notification for the harassment suspension said "After reviewing" indicating that someone had actually agreed to the suspension which is ridiculous so I appealed it and the suspension was lifted the following day... This platform is stupid sometimes. (7)

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I choose to not support anyone. Nazis are fricked up but modern liberals are also not great with their constant "feeling of being offended". I prefer to not choose the side. (-2)

"Not choosing a side" is choosing a side. Imagine you're watching a kid get bullied. You don't like the kid, so you let it happen. You don't like the bully, but he's scary so you don't want to get involved. You're still choosing the side of the bully. He still gets what he wants. And then he just picks another victim.Modern liberals and Nazis are not the same AT ALL. There is literally no such historical grounds to compare the people who genocides millions of Jews and…. People who want free healthcare and freedom of expression? It's nonsense. The Nazis are just going to bully until enough people let them get away with it. Frick that. Grow a backbone. Stand up to that shit.You don't have to "pick a side" to recognize that ethno nationalism is wrong. (3)

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If someone has an opinion like "pineapple doesn't belong on pizza" that's fine.But when that "opinion" is gay people should be killed for merely existing, that's not an opinion, that's just hate and hate for merely existing is objectively bad. (1)

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I got banned from all 200 of his subreddits he has an autobot to do this

I am now banned from over 500 subreddits on this account after also upsetting the hentai powermods before

!merari

I got banned from /r/comics for this

I sent a couple of messages asking why I got banned for this, they completely ignored me, so I sent that copypasta

INSTANT seething ban from everything, they read all the modmail of course

Women's idea of romance is cheating

What’s the mask for? Is Covid in the fire?

— AwakeNotWoke (@AddisonJK) January 8, 2025

As you may be aware there is a fire raging in the rich side of town here in Los Angeles.

The first tweet of this chain is this, an aerial view of the fire:

Aerial view of Los Angeles. Photos that unfortunately go hard. pic.twitter.com/ch1FFtrqJH

— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) January 8, 2025

Bonus video of the fire from An airplane, pretty crazy:

pic.twitter.com/BScUJRYpV9

— 𝕊𝕋𝔸ℝ𝕋ℂℍ𝔸ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ𝕀 #🟦✨ (@startchangeri) January 8, 2025

But back to the thread at hand. This guy shares a crazy video of two r-slurs that decided to ignore the evacuation order:

Horrific decision. pic.twitter.com/ibGg258fpa

— Burning Bunny (@Fedsurrection20) January 8, 2025

Which leads us to the hero of this journey questioning the science:

What’s the mask for? Is Covid in the fire?

— AwakeNotWoke (@AddisonJK) January 8, 2025

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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02-07/sam-kerr-trial-kristie-mewis-cross-examination-london/104907414

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02-04/sam-kerr-trial-london-metropolitan-police-london/104884292

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02-05/sam-kerr-trial-london-metropolitan-police-chelsea-matildas/104897448

She said she was uncomfortable in the taxi because some taxi driver in Sydney murdered some people and got upset at the popo for taking the taxi driver's side or something. Idk heard it yesterday on the radio.

Basically, Sydney is a dangerous place that you should never go to.

!strayans

https://www.ibtimes.com/trump-declares-elon-musk-will-tackle-pentagons-spending-next-task-doge-some-things-are-pretty-3762905

https://lkml.org/lkml/2025/2/6/404

Coming soon! pic.twitter.com/BETCBf4s3N

— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) February 5, 2025

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— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) February 5, 2025

The Trump Resort, Gaza in 2030 pic.twitter.com/8ERR1Nyiz5

— Shelley G (@ShelleyGldschmt) February 5, 2025

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— Hashem (@HashemAllMighty) February 5, 2025

Thoughts? pic.twitter.com/5zn6HMLSJd

— Jews Fight Back 🇺🇸🇮🇱 (@JewsFightBack) February 5, 2025

Think bigger pic.twitter.com/vxZJpXvxEq

— Kitty Surprise (@KittySurprise1) February 5, 2025

Confetti was needed 🎉 pic.twitter.com/H5TP1H2AIE

— Caт Вee ✡︎🪶 (@CatShoshanna) February 5, 2025

!crossword I also have a question for you. I think there might be a couple of more mega crosswords left, but is there something else you would like to do after we run out? Or just keep to the Sat & Sun Crosswords?

Current Crossword:

LA Times, Sun, Jan 19, 2025

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6849602-jund

SOLVED

NY Times, Sun, Jan 19, 2025

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6849664-jisk

SOLVED

LA Times, Sat, Jan 18, 2025

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6849722-noct

SOLVED

NY Times, Sat, Jan 18, 2025

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6849742-jank

SOLVED

SUPER MEGA, NY Times, Sun, Dec 13, 2020

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6849420-treb

SOLVED

https://old.reddit.com/r/singapore/comments/1iqhn87/involuntarily_celibate_inside_the_minds_of_incels/

lol sgraw has lots more salty threads:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SingaporeRaw/comments/1iqklhj/to_readers_of_st_who_come_here_after_reading_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/SingaporeRaw/comments/1iqixh8/complain_about_ns_incel/

https://old.reddit.com/r/SingaporeRaw/comments/1iqj06y/straits_times_never_bash_incels_cannot_sleep/

recently I read a whore justify herself with evolution, and learned that the peepee displaces other men's c*m because we're born for free love. We're whores at heart, every womyn was a frick machine until fundies put us everywhere in chains.

This is based on a few studies, here's one

Results obtained by modifying an artificial peepee suggest that the coronal ridge is an important morphological feature mediating semen displacement...

basically they made fleshlights and tested how well the plastic peepee removed semen from the tube. that's the kind of hands-on science we know and love

but think about it, does semen really stay in there long enough that "displacing" after has a huge advantage? Certainly it's useful, but how much? insemination happens pretty quickly so the lingering sperm probably isn't going to inseminate her if the ejaculation didn't. And even then the rest is fully removed in five days. So either everyone was having Aella gangbangs, the returns are diminishing, or perhaps there's an alternative explanation.

The ones I found were "Structural Integrity" and "Pleiotropy" but those are anti-climactic

With the help of my friends, I've erected a fourth, and final, theory.

The blood plunger

BLOOD is a bigger barrier to insemination than sperm I think. Since we've not always had lovey-dovey foreplay for some enjoyable, LUBRICATED s*x, I imagine vaginal trauma was more common. I.e.

After all, what big "sexual ingredient" isn't necessary at all for impregnation?

That's right, the female orgasm.

Now look, I'm not exactly happy with this conclusion, I'm not an incel I have female friends, r*pe is bad.

But I do believe I'm onto something here for a PURELY MECHANICAL QUESTION without any ethical extensions.

A question posed and answered in the spirit of Die fröhliche Wissenschaft

In short, the blood produced during s*x would prevent or severely inhibit insemination, and the peepee plunges it out.

Have I convinced you?

Now I'm not a scientist, but I do know the contact information for the real scientists who've published the original studies, and I drafted the following:

I honestly just want to bounce this idea off you guys and get some help with the draft. how well would an academic receive this

The value I bring to this platform is unmatched. I'm

hilarious and handsome and have level headed takes. People irl actively seek my attention and input.

Once again, rdrama is showing their bias against excellent users who bring positive change here. Please do better. I do not want to have this conversation AGAIN moving forward.

Aevann has requested that I throw this helpful reference material together in light of recent events. So today we'll be discussing what to do if you discover an exploit in the site.

DO

• Privately modmail the jannies what you've found, what it does, and how it's done. You will be handsomely rewarded, proportionate to the severity of the issue found. At a minimum you'll be given this super cool rare badge and some shekels:

DON'T

• Tell anyone else

• Use the exploit beyond the bare minimum needed to confirm its existence

• Use the exploit beyond the bare minimum needed to confirm its existence

• USE THE EXPLOIT BEYOND THE BARE MINIMUM NEEDED TO CONFIRM ITS EXISTENCE

This is a silly post lol I love living in Japan, but it was not easy to get here. You cannot just move to Japan because you want too. You also underestimate how soul crushing those teaching jobs actually are. People on those salaries are just barely getting by. Gay marriage is not even legal here and Japan is a much more conservative country than most people think