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IM A GAY C*M GUZZLING SISSYYYYY

FRICK MY ASSS FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK S*X

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100 dc to anybody who tweets to Elon Musk's official twitter handle the Message I have for him in the post.

The Message:

"Elon. You know the world is not surviving till 2100. You need to stop with the dumb distractions because we need more than 10,000 people on Mars before 2050 if we are going to survive the collapse. Good luck."

Send me a screencap of the message being tweeted to Elon and I will transfer you 100 dc.

Preferably as many of you send the message to him as possible.

This is important. I have checked with both AI and psychic sources. This needs to be done now.

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Late Dinner :marseycomfy:

Bacon egg sandwich with extra bacon :marseybeandrool:

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Smartest chuddie asks AI to set an exchange rate for the lives of different nationals, REEEs at result(gdp/capita inverted)

Such elite human capital, brings a tear to one's eyes

:marseyhappytears:

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When you report a Reddit comment that says "Punch Nazis"
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Jeep owners :marseygigaretard: are now forced to watch ads whenever they cuck-mobile stops :mjlol:

https://media.tenor.com/puDwsd3hmTwAAAAx/laughing-hysterically.webp

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Womp womp
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Most self aware femcel

					
					
					
	

				
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me and who?
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what exactly is "Aprรจs ski"? from the "snowbunny" Wiktionary

I saw this:

โ€ข https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/snow_bunny

2. (Canada, US, slang) A young, attractive, female skier; a sexually active young woman attracted to the promiscuous aprรจs-ski way of life.

naturally, I looked it up immediately:

VICE confirmed it's foids slooting, whether rich or poor I just wanted to see the term used somewhere:

"while, I went on a one-woman rampage, spending most of my days either up to my armpits in soap-suds and other people's pubic hair, having s*x with stoned, broke teenagers on Tabasco-soaked mattresses"

https://www.vice.com/en/article/belle-de-neige-ski-underbelly/#:~:text=while%2C%20I%20went%20on%20a%20one%2Dwoman%20rampage%2C%20spending%20most%20of%20my%20days%20either%20up%20to%20my%20armpits%20in%20soap%2Dsuds%20and%20other%20people%E2%80%99s%20pubic%20hair%2C%20having%20sex%20with%20stoned%2C%20broke%20teenagers%20on%20Tabasco%2Dsoaked%20mattresses

For some reason I had to click at least one Reddit link before I backed out. This proved to be a good idea, shout-out to epic definition definer /u/Piper6728:

It originally meant after skiing social activity, but it eventually became lewd and sexual (in superman 3 evil superman used Aprรจs ski to screw a woman's brains out)

(in superman 3 evil superman used Aprรจs ski to screw a woman's brains out)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739381150gaUvXevWLA9fmg.webp

Gemini explained the Superman III scene with this link

[Superman slowly walks into Lorelei's room]

Lorelei: How about a little aprรจs-ski?

[as Superman walks closer to Lorelei,]

Lorelei: Champagne?

[Superman proceeds to make out with Lorelei]

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[๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] Dear Americans who post to Canadian reddits.

					
					

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While I can appreciate the emotion, lashing out at people who support us (even if it's a token effort), isn't going to help. I'm extremely angry myself, but it's important we don't become like Trump and alienate those who would be our friends. (416)

They are not our friends anymore, any of them. FAFO and find safety elsewhere (-44)

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While I can appreciate the emotion, lashing out at people who support us (even if it's a token effort), isn't going to help. I'm extremely angry myself, but it's important we don't become like Trump and alienate those who would be our friends. (416)

You dont have friends with the US.And neither should any country.We are passed that point. (-42)

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While I can appreciate the emotion, lashing out at people who support us (even if it's a token effort), isn't going to help. I'm extremely angry myself, but it's important we don't become like Trump and alienate those who would be our friends. (416)

non of them are our friends. (-34)

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Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

2/3s???? Please get your facts straight before you write about the U.S. What do you think people should do when the richest man in the world spends 300,000,000 to rig the election with his starlink technology? Rich gun manufactures have flooded the country with guns, rich media has brainwashed many with hate. This is not about people simply voting. Voting no longer works here this is about greed. Greed won and Trump is just a tool along for the ride to get richer, the U.S. is for sale. Check your own country and beware, the destruction of democracy in our country should be a warning to all the world. If it can happen here it can happen anywhere. Everyone that can IS fighting back in their own way but I am losing hope. Greed kills everything. This has been a long unstoppable slow coup where the wealthy, religion, racist took over the government piece by piece coming together in a perfect storm. There are movements of civil war, movements of succession in blue states, the... (1)

What do I think people should have done? Voted. It is a bit late now but the USA should stop threatening my country.What is wrong about the following facts? About 64 % (63.9 %) of eligible voters cared to vote at all. Of all eligible voters, ~31 % voted for Harris, and ~32 % voted for the current administration. (sub-0.5 % of votes went to a few other candidates respectively). Since ~36 % of everybody who could vote did not do so, non-voters are your biggest voting block. ~67 % did not vote against this bullshit which is actually slightly higher than the 2/3 I wrote before.Don't school me when your country fricked up. My country's democracy is stronger than yours have ever been, with all due respect. We are horrified, scared, and sick, being threatened by the USA. I am right, you are wrong. Read my statement again and tell me what is incorrect with (1)

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Before all of this, how did you feel about America/Americans?ย Were we already bad? I'm well aware that things are terrible for most of us, but blaming every American alive who is of voting age is a little over the top.ย I say this with all respect. I know you're upset, and I am too. But I can't just go out and protest when I have a job to work to support myself. Not everyone has that luxury.ย We can talk about it all we want, but I can't convince a MAGA supporter to change sides. I vote the way I do to support my community, but it's only so much. I've been outnumbered for years. I can't just teach uneducated people on why they shouldn't have voted the way they have.ย What can people like I do? I'm already expressive, I'm not able to protest, but I'm expected to grab arms and fight the government? I don't own a gun and have never even held one.ย I see so much hate from Canada (which I understand) but it's just not aimed at the right place. That's the problem America is having, in my opin... (1)

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2/3 of Americans did not vote against this bullshit. The trust is simply lost and over in my country (not Canada) I just feel that the USA can get lost. Fix your shit but do not threaten my country (you did, not you personally but you get it). (1)

2/3s???? Please get your facts straight before you write about the U.S. What do you think people should do when the richest man in the world spends 300,000,000 to rig the election with his starlink technology? Rich gun manufactures have flooded the country with guns, rich media has brainwashed many with hate. This is not about people simply voting. Voting no longer works here this is about greed. Greed won and Trump is just a tool along for the ride to get richer, the U.S. is for sale. Check your own country and beware, the destruction of democracy in our country should be a warning to all the world. If it can happen here it can happen anywhere. Everyone that can IS fighting back in their own way but I am losing hope. Greed kills everything. This has been a long unstoppable slow coup where the wealthy, religion, racist took over the government piece by piece coming together in a perfect storm. There are movements of civil war, movements of succession in blue states, the... (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Nick42284

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:marseyupmarsey:TIL Reddit existed in 1619 :marseygold:

Genuinely what does this mean in Latin this is a book about symbolism and emblems. :marseysoylentgrin:

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Celina 52 Diner is a fake business/troll page that posts all sorts of AI-generated images with the hope of baiting normies. They are very good at it and sometimes catch a whopper in the form of a :marseygigaretard: as they have done with Michael.

How it started:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211205doa8H9Se7F-gzA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211206FIQrPklvMr5eNg.webp

The aftermath:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17392112068yR52qAnP_QVVA.webp

Comments from the original post with the raw chicken:

1. :marseytroll: "I'm deleting negative comments, this is getting rediculous"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211206alz6kCYaH-pTqw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211206EII1mHrrv_YHTw.webp

2. :marseyderp: People in on the fun

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211207G_L7c45omVqmbA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211207oLze0uiQGX8G3Q.webp

Comments from the Michael Hayes post:

1. :marseytroll: "someone sent us his workplace, we contacted them"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211207LnJtc6QDtYrv5Q.webp

Somehow still catching :marseygigaretard:

2. :marseywomanmoment2: "your chicken is clearly RAW!"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17392112072TxiJlfifaJnAw.webp

lol

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211207lPA6vbsvlWTD_Q.webp

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Do you know any inhalant users?

Copying the nutmeg post, but I've always been fascinated by inhalant use

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Day 6 summary of 2025 Freestyle Chess Grand Slam Weissenhaus

vincent draws his match with magnus, meaning.......bozo magnus is out, from his own tournament :marseyrave: :marseyrave: was busy so havent looked at his postmatch whines

https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1intwjz/keymar_eliminates_magnus_carlsen_in_semi_finals/?sort=confidence


hikaru fails to win and gukesh refuses to win. after 3 draws, their 2nd tiebreaker is going on

edit: gukesh is victorious, in their bid to not win a match. (he lost if you are neurodivergent)


back to the main highlight, world no 2 caruana vs no. 31 sindarov

neighbor caruana accepts draw in a totally winning position and when i say total, totally. -5.3 on the eval bar winning. https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739382551-jamnQY7sIbKEA.webp maybe the reason was he had a min on the clock and sindarov had whopping 24. whatever is the uzbeck version of voodoo, its working

they then had a nailbiting tiebreaker - that was a draw too and are currently playing their 2nd one. sindy will win it!


funny post of the day https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1invf93/highlight_enthralling_commentary_during_fabi_v/

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The South shall Rise again :marseysaluteconfederacy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739271564Mqf_KjD_ZWKPoA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739271564ftvpQF6wKmYLGQ.webp

:#platysalute:

Oh well. It'll trigger reddit BLM types anyway.

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Microsoft update failed in our office and Teams and Onedrive are inaccessible. I don't want to jinx it but I think we're about to be sent home early :marseybegging:

Update: got sent home. Am waiting for my connection at Kowloon Tong. Never usually see the MTR after 8.30am or before 6pm.


					
					

Did you know some 20% percent of marriages involving Asian women do not involve an Asian man? Every claims black men are self-haters, but their numbers are nowhere close to that.

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[๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] Trump voters on here, where do you draw the line?

					
					

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As someone who knows Trump supporters and voters they likely didn't expect him to become this extreme. But considering how weak of a candidate Kamala was I'm not really surprised people over looks all his issues and voted for him anyway.Darn yall really thought I agreed with this mindset, I guess I do have to put /s for everything (16)

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My line is if his kids start getting millions from Russia, China, and Ukraine. (27)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

The American people are incredibly tolerant. But touch their egg or gas prices, then you're fired. Trump will lose all support if he tries to implement his tariff regime. (5)

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Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Okay I'll bite. To many people trump is an outsider. He is not a part of the political machine that has done absolutely nothing for everyday people. When he first ran, of course all the dirt was brought to the surface. He was literally road blocked at every stop. He couldn't get anything done because of all the dems and republicans trying to make him look bad instead of trying to work with him. You had career politicians calling him out for things he did or said. People looked at that like it was a deflection to make him look bad, which it did. But in reality there are so many skeezy things many of them (career politicians) have done as well. Bill was banging an intern in the oval office. Bush sent us into a war that was a complete disaster over fake intel. The Clintons are sketchy af. You had Biden embarrassing us by the disaster in Afghanistan. Hunter Biden and the lab top. Riots in the streets during Obama, who was a black president over racial issues/tension. Pelosi and her insi... (1)

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I'm neither pro Trump or anti Trump just to clarify before my question. I personally don't give a shit who the president is or isn't. I am curious though, why tf is everyone so stuck on dumb shit with Trump? The riots, sure I get it, but those were full grown butt adults choosing to riot. The hush money to the pornstar, again who gives a shit. That chick literally sells her body to the highest bidder that wants to film it. Her priorities and self worth are near zero already.Women get so stuck on how Trump is with women. I 100% agree it is terrible and no woman should be treated like that ever. But on the flip side, how he treats them is exactly how every other businessman at his level treats women, yet Trump is the entire problem? What about every other man in a position of power doing way worse?Every jackass across America rides Trumps butt like it's going out of style. Focusing on the stupidest shit when their hometown is filled with homelessness, crime rates going up, a whole ... (1)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

my question is how much does the left have to lie and fear monger u until u finally realize u guys have been deceived this whole time lol like yall are trained to say "jan 6th bad" when trump asked for peaceful protest and also requested security from the dems several times, and were denied the security from the dems like nancy pelosi. but everything is still somehow trumps fault. but all the BLM riots that destroyed hundreds of businesses and killed many are okay at the same time? like it's just baffling to me how everything is blamed as "trump bad" and yall just run with it. doesn't matter what happens. biden ruins the economy and somehow it's trumps fault. before the election prices were apparently fine, after the election it's trumps fault prices are terrible. DOGE exposes money laundering USAID was doing and funding terrorist organizations and somehow trump bad. biden mandated vaccines and thousands fired from jobs if they denied them, and closed a pipeline also ending thousand... (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/No_Passion_9819

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Anime avatars big mad some libertarian got blocked
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please ban women from transphobia this is physically agonizing to read

!transphobes begin purge

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