"HOLD THE LINE HE CANT FIRE ALL OF US"

4chan: The internet's unwashed basement where anonymity breeds brilliance and degeneracy in equal measure. It's like a digital Lord of the Flies, but with more memes and fewer conch shells. Genius ideas drowned in a sea of edgelords—congrats on inventing half the internet's culture while staying a cesspool.

BlueSky: Twitter's awkward cousin who showed up late to the party with a "decentralized" buzzword and a dream. It's like someone saw Mastodon and thought, "Let's make it shinier and still somehow less relevant." Enjoy your echo chamber with better branding, I guess.

Groomercord: A g*mer's paradise turned into a labyrinth of crypto scams, furry roleplay, and "community" servers where the mods rule like petty dictators. It's Skype meets Lord of the Rings chatrooms, minus the charm and plus a billion notifications you'll never read.

Facebook: The boomer mothership where your aunt shares Minion memes and anti-vax conspiracies between FarmVille updates. It's a digital retirement home that somehow still knows what you shopped for last week. Zuck's watching, always.

Gab: Twitter for people who got banned from Twitter for being too Twitter. A libertarian fever dream where free speech means "say the quiet part loud" and the algorithm's just a megaphone for the fringes. Enjoy your edge, edgelords.

iFunny: A meme app for people who think Reddit's too intellectual. It's like a time capsule of 2012 humor—edgy enough to feel rebellious, tame enough to not scare the middle schoolers who still use it. Scroll, cringe, repeat.

Instagram: Where influencers sell you a lifestyle you can't afford, filtered through 17 layers of Photoshop and existential despair. It's a beauty pageant for avocado toast and gym selfies, judged by bots and thirsty simps. #Blessed.

Kick: Twitch's scrappy rival that's like, "We'll let you say slightly more slurs!" It's the Wild West of streaming, except the cowboys are 19-year-olds raging at Fortnite and begging for subs. Bold strategy, let's see if it pays off.

KiwiFarms: The internet's gossip rag meets stalker diary. It's a site dedicated to "documenting" weirdos with the subtlety of a sledgehammer and the moral compass of a broken GPS. Drama so niche it's practically a PhD thesis in petty.

Lemmy: Mastodon's even nerdier sibling that's all about "federation" and "open-source." It's like Reddit for people who own too many Linux T-shirts and think upmarseying is a sacred duty. Decentralized boredom at its finest.

Mastodon: The hipster Twitter where everyone's smug about escaping the bird app, but it's just fractured echo chambers with worse UI. Toot your horn all you want; no one's listening outside your 12-person instance.

rDrama.net: A site so self-aware it's basically a parody of itself. It's Reddit's chaotic little brother, obsessed with stirring the pot and laughing at the mess. Drama for drama's sake—honestly, kinda respect the hustle.

Reddit: The hive mind where groupthink reigns supreme and every opinion's an upmarsey away from gospel. It's a cesspit of memes, mansplaining, and subreddits so niche you'll find 14 people arguing over vintage toaster coils. Karma's a heck of a drug.

Rumble: YouTube for people who think YouTube's too woke. It's a video platform where conspiracy theorists and "censored" talking heads thrive, all while pretending they're the underdog. Spoiler: You're still not Alex Jones famous.

scored.co: A right-wing Reddit clone that's so obsessed with "owning the libs" it forgot to build a personality. It's like Gab and X had a baby, but it only inherited the angry uncle vibes. Points for effort, I guess.

soyjak.party: A meme factory so deep in irony it's practically performance art. It's 4chan's weird nephew, churning out soyface edits for an audience of three people and a bot. Niche doesn't even begin to cover it.

Threads: Zuck's Twitter knockoff that's as exciting as a beige wall. It's Instagram's text-based midlife crisis, trying to capitalize on Elon's mess-ups but forgetting to bring any soul. Scroll, yawn, uninstall.

TikTok: Brain rot in 15-second bursts. It's a slot machine of dance trends, lip-syncs, and "hacks" that'll have you wondering how humanity survived this long. China's greatest export since gunpowder, and twice as addictive.

Tumblr: The pastel graveyard of 2010s fandoms, now a ghost town of aesthetic blogs and lingering SJWs. It's like walking through a digital thrift store—quirky, dated, and faintly sad. Still waiting for the Superwholock resurgence.

Twitch: Where charisma goes to scream at video games for 12 hours while chat spams "Poggers." It's a cult of personality meets digital busking, with hot tub streams and ban hammers keeping things spicy. Just don't ask about the ad revenue split.

watchpeopledie.tv: The internet's darkest corner, where curiosity meets morbidity in a way that'd make even 4chan blush. It's a grim reminder that some people's "entertainment" is others' nightmares. Proceed with caution, or better yet, don't.

X: Elon's playground, where free speech means chaos, bots, and blue-check clout chasers. It's a dumpster fire you can't look away from—half genius, half trainwreck. Still better than Threads, somehow.

YouTube: The video behemoth where cat clips, tutorials, and unhinged rants coexist under an algorithm that hates creators. It's the internet's TV, complete with ads you can't skip and comments you shouldn't read. Demonetized dreams live here.

Honestly, I kneel to papa musk, never thought that Grok 3 would be that impressive. . Did I miss any social media sites?

Hope Elon doesn't see.

WOOP WOOP

A new campaign group for gay and bisexual rights but not transgender rights has been formed in the Labour Party https://t.co/UOom4e5Wtb

— LabourList (@LabourList) February 13, 2025

A new campaign group for gay and bisexual rights but not transgender rights has been formed in the Labour Party.

Labour LGB aims to "defend and enhance the rights of LGB people" whilst also calling for protections for single-s*x spaces and "supporting the principles that same-s*x attraction is real and that biology matters".

It comes as another rival group to LGBT+ Labour, Pride in Labour, held its first annual general meeting last weekend and called on the party to deliver on its manifesto commitment to implement meaningful reform to the Gender Recognition Act.

Dee McCullough, a spokesperson for Labour LGB, said: "We are a coalition of proud Labour Party LGB members.

"The last Labour government delivered a raft of landmark reforms that we celebrate. Civil partnerships, equal age of consent, equal employment rights, adoption law reform and abolishing Section 28 to name a few. In the years ahead, we need to be vigilant in maintaining these rights. We must defend the Equality Act which spelled out that sexual orientation is a protected characteristic.

"We want to ensure that the Labour government continues to accept that same-s*x attraction is real and that biology matters. These principles must be embedded in legislative proposals and in government policy.

"We would encourage Labour Party LGB members to join Labour LGB. In the ongoing debate about LGB rights within the party, the voices of LGB people must be heard in branches, CLPs, at party conference and in Parliament. The campaign for equality never ends."

The move comes amid claims that the government is shelving a manifesto commitment to make it easier for people to legally change their gender, with a party source telling The Guardian that changes may not be brought forward before the next general election.

The Prime Minister's spokesperson told reporters the government "stands by our commitment to modernise gender recognition rules as set out in the manifesto and we'll set out our next steps on this work in due course."

'No LGB without the T', says rival LGBT+ group

Some LGBTQ+ groups within the party have spoken out over the formation of Labour LGB, claiming it aims to "divide the LGBT+ community" within the party.

Alex Charilaou, co-chair of Labour for Trans Rights, said: "The values of the labour movement are those of equality, social justice and solidarity. This new group's plans to divide the LGBT+ community in Labour will not work.

"Trans people are at the frontline of a wider reactionary culture war. Gay, lesbian, bi and other LGBT+ people recognise that their rights are just as under threat from growing far-right attacks as the trans community.

"We hope LGBT+ Labour will disavow this group as antithetical to the aims of the LGBT+ rights movement and the Labour Party."

Co-chair of the Pride for Labour group Jamie Strudwick called on the Labour leadership to "act immediately to protect trans people before we go past the point of no return".

"Pride in Labour exists to champion LGBTQIA+ rights within the Labour Party. We are utterly appalled that a new splinter group, Labour LGB, is seeking to capitalise on the vile transphobia which is so deeply embedded within our society.

"We will always be extremely clear on this ‒ there is no LGB without the T.

"We are at an extremely dangerous crossroads where trans people and their right to exist is being brought into question, and we cannot allow this sickening cycle to continue.

"Be under no illusion ‒ the vast majority of gay, lesbian and bisexual people stand firmly with trans people, because they have always been, and always will be part of our family."

In response, McCullough said: "We are proud to be Labour and proud to be LGB. Our aim is to represent people who are same-s*x attracted."

LGBT+ Labour gave no comment when approached by LabourList.

How to support Drake’s album this week?
🚨🚨

1. Purchase the digital album here now - https://t.co/6GKeKHkYk1

2. Purchase the album and the songs on iTunes and Amazon upon release

3. Stream the album.

4. Leave an overnight streaming playlist running when you’re not actively… pic.twitter.com/CgikQQBEtl

— Drake Charts ⁶𓅓 (@DrakeChart) February 12, 2025

While every month is black history month, this month is special due to the fact all chuds have to legally abide by the government's set status. This month is dedicated to... DRAKE! Aubrey "Drizzy" Drake Graham (born October 24, 1986) is a Canadian rapper, singer, and actor. As a figure in popular music, he has been credited with popularizing R&B sensibilities in hip-hop artists.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_(musician)

Now... why is this month dedicated to Drake?

• Super Bowl

Kendrick Lamar performed at the Super Bowl. Now you might be asking why he's included as a reason. Drake basically put this guy on the spot, prior to this Kendrick was famous in rap spaces while Drake was a name everyone knew. When Kendrick Lamar initially dissed Drake, it led to a whole snowball effect that eventually led to hit song "Not Like Us" dropping. Full timeline if you're wondering about the history of this beef: https://www.vulture.com/article/drake-kendrick-lamar-feud-explained.html Not Like Us is a diss dedicated directly at Drake, and it's his most famous song. It revolves back around to the same debate about if Kanye put Taytay on the map. Kendrick got awarded a multitude of grammies for this false mediocre song all because of Drake, Kendrick was appointed to play at the Super Bowl because of Drake, and while performing at the grammies AND the Super Bowl he still sang the song about Drake. Everything about this guy revolves around Drake.

Related lyric/song:

• Grammies

Mostly explained in the previous paragraph.

• New Album

Drake is about to drop a collab album with famous rapper Partynextdoor. I'm guessing most of the tracks are gonna be love songs and maybe two will be rapping. The linked tweet gives a full rundown on how to celebrate black history month with Drake.

• Beautiful Music

Drake has a very nice discography, with hits ranging from Passionfruit to Jimmy Cooks he's very diverse in the areas that a black person can properly sing in. You could probably find a Drake song for any occasion. Some of my personal favorites (it should be very easy to see his diverse discography with these picks):

• Pioneer in black culture

Kendrick reversed hundreds of years worth of black activism in one 30 minute show. If Drake was on that stage, we would've somehow gotten Obama a 3rd term. Since Drake also has some jewish heritage, he's loved by many in jewish communities. Around my very southern part of town, the stores usually play only white songs and the occasional Drake song. I've heard Drake referred to as "one of the good ones" before. All in all, the people love this guy.

I have themed my profile accordingly. Have a nice night and remember to support real black artists (not fakers like Kendrick LAMEar).

!winchads !wincels !winners

The female Black Hawk helicopter pilot, Captain Rebecca Lobach, was not named until today. Was it so they could scrub her social media? Her Facebook page has been wiped. However, her Google+ image is below. If it turns out Lobach was a lesbian DEI pilot, I won't be surprised. pic.twitter.com/t8ShMR57dJ

— Joel Gilbert (@JoelSGilbert) February 2, 2025

!fellas what's the verdict?

- 96 votes

- 27 votes

JUST IN: Wendy Williams seen crying from an assisted living facility while giving an interview to TMZ, says she has only been outside twice in 30 days.

Williams was diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia and was moved to an assisted living facility by family.

Williams, 60, is… pic.twitter.com/MxIjlotCm1

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 12, 2025

Lmao, she must just either guess-timate her calories or not include drinks lol

Everyne in the thread talks about how they are totally the 0.01% of the population that doesn't follow thermodynamics

How is this possible!?!

pic.twitter.com/vahNzteaR7

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) January 31, 2025

INDEED, HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?!

!illuminati !chuds !nonchuds

It's from the Daily Beast and I don't see it mention anywhere about an insider at the Kremlin.

Either way...let's see how Redditors are taking the "news"...

she is the only thing that makes me happy 🙂

https://old.reddit.com/r/China/comments/1ifxbys/so_is_there_a_genocide_against_uyghurs_or_not/

https://old.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1iflprq/destiny_has_a_suggestion_for_hasan_while_her/

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1ifxejs/whats_going_on_with_uyghurs_is_there_a_genocide/

https://old.reddit.com/r/GetNoted/comments/1icx2hs/nothing_new_just_more_chinese_propaganda/

https://old.reddit.com/r/leftist/comments/1ie2wcr/is_the_uyghur_genocide_real/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Northeastindia/comments/1ifrkde/this_chinese_dude_on_red_note_commenting_under_a/

https://old.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/1idbtdg/why_the_us_wants_to_separate_xinjiang_from_china/

I thank God in heaven China is heading towards disaster with their demographic crisis . Nuclear holocaust is preferable to a world dominated by these losers. Also Americans have been rendered into Sinoslaves through Tiktok so there's no hope there. The Chinese will exterminate the American pigsogs. Launch the nukes now!

If suddenly in the past decade huge swathes of society need meth to function, doesn't that imply it's not "ADHD" doing it?

also feels like the old internet.

hopefully there will be a trend of small niche websites that takes us back to the web before the giant social media websites took over

Not anymore https://t.co/XF0rgU0sTa

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 3, 2025